Freelance Certified Expert

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Lewis_P_Evans
Jul 21, 2004
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We are looking for freelance ACEs’ to run regular training courses in Norhern England (Liverpool, Leeds and Manchester)

Please drop me us a line with details of your particular discipline and experience.

Regards

Lewis.

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Mike_Ornellas
Jul 21, 2004
Sure,

1500 a day, plus travel expenses.

I live in California, USA.

Please send credit card for starters.
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Buko
Jul 21, 2004
1500 what?? would that be Pounds or Dollars? I’d take the Pounds if I were you.
MO
Mike_Ornellas
Jul 21, 2004
1500 of anything and a glazed donut.
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Ken_Nielsen
Jul 21, 2004
Every time I hear the term ‘Certified’ I think of the great old James Bond movie line ‘certifiable.’

: )
KN
Ken_Nielsen
Jul 21, 2004
Isn’t there a law against soliciting on these forums?
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Ann_Shelbourne
Jul 21, 2004
We could possibly waive that rule in exchange for £1500 plus airfare plus incidental expenses — for EACH of us.
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Mike_Ornellas
Jul 21, 2004
we could save a bit on the air fair if you sit on my lap.

;o‚
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Ann_Shelbourne
Jul 21, 2004
Could do.

But surely they are planning to fly us First Class?
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Mike_Ornellas
Jul 21, 2004
mbad.
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Laurentiu_Todie
Jul 21, 2004
What’s heaven for the rebel may be hell for the virgins : )

(sorry! won’t do it again)
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Ann_Shelbourne
Jul 21, 2004
Oh, we are flying with Branson?

That’s OK — he runs an excellent airline.

But we still insist on flying First Class …
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Mike_Ornellas
Jul 21, 2004
That depends upon the turbulence.

I wonder what the move shall be?
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Ken_Nielsen
Jul 21, 2004
Got my bags packed, my dog is flying first class too!

Just waiting for Lewis P Evans to forward the $15.7m to cover all our individual fares and expenses for the next 6 months teaching in Europe!
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Buko
Jul 21, 2004
Anything over a week in England and I’m going batty. Even a week is too long.

I would need minimum £4000 a week plus all expences. To keep some sort of sanity.
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LRK
Jul 21, 2004
Dogs can come too?
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Ram
Jul 21, 2004
Linda,

The UK has the strictest quarantine rules for dogs. They stay at least six months in quarantine, maybe longer, I don’t remember. This has keep the British Isles free of rabies.
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LRK
Jul 21, 2004
That’s fine with me Ramon… I love my dog but would not want her on a trip with me… Besides, I don’t even like to travel… 🙂
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Ken_Nielsen
Jul 21, 2004
The British Isles are free from rabies?

They tell you that until after you are bitten.

I think it was Elizabeth Taylor who was trying to pull all kinds of strings with the British Government but they would not let her ‘woofie’ in the country without the quarantine.
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Ram
Jul 21, 2004
The British Isles are free from rabies?

Yes.
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progress
Jul 21, 2004
Think we’ve introduced pet passports…if your pet falls within the strict rules then you can get in quicker…not sure about from across the pond though…might just be EU and entry via land (ie the tunnel).

Yes, we’re free from rabies…and mad cow disease and foot and mouth.

<http://www.defra.gov.uk/animalh/quarantine/index.htm>

Looks like MO will have to sit and wait six months.
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Mike_Ornellas
Jul 21, 2004
what?

I have my shots.
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Ken_Nielsen
Jul 21, 2004
Shots do not a perfect certified expert make.

– Shakespeare
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Neil_Keller
Jul 23, 2004
Lewis,

I think what the gang here is attempting to tell you is that the forums are for Adobe software problem-solving; not to post your adverts!

Neil
Forum Host — got a badge and I mean to use it! <vbg>
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Ram
Jul 24, 2004
Badges are ineffective for people who hit and run, Neil. :/
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Neil_Keller
Jul 24, 2004
OK, then. It goes back in the Cracker Jack box.

For now!

Neil
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Ram
Jul 24, 2004
Unless the badge lets you nuke the email link.
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Neil_Keller
Jul 24, 2004
Hey, Ramón. Watch this…!

Neil
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Ram
Jul 24, 2004
Better late than never. 🙂

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