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@No Name
2005-04-10 00:36:06
There's three things I hate. Girls, women and "jjs" On Sat, 9 Apr 2005 19:47:39 -0500 this
person wrote:

"No Name" wrote.

The before and after to show you how good I am.
http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshopb4andafter.jpg

Don't quit your day-job.

I don't have a day job, I work in the afternoon.

Idiot.

-----
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.
#2
@No Name
2005-04-10 01:03:24
There's three things I hate. Girls, women and "Sheldon" On Sat, 9 Apr 2005 19:55:37 -0600 this
person wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message
There's three things I hate. Girls, women and "jjs" On Sat, 9 Apr 2005 19:47:39 -0500 this
person wrote:

"No Name" wrote.

The before and after to show you how good I am.
http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshopb4andafter.jpg

Don't quit your day-job.

I don't have a day job, I work in the afternoon.

Idiot.

Not bad, but seriously, it really doesn't look all that good, although I have to say I doubt I could do any better. Might be the bright color that gives it away. Tone it down and see what happens. :-)
I think your monitor is fucked up, cause there is no bright color in my picture. Go check again on a flat screen monitor.

-----
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.
#4
@Michael
2005-04-10 01:44:34
No Name wrote:

There's three things I hate. Girls, women and "jjs" On Sat, 9 Apr 2005 19:47:39 -0500 this
person wrote:

"No Name" wrote.

The before and after to show you how good I am.
http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshopb4andafter.jpg

Don't quit your day-job.

I don't have a day job, I work in the afternoon.

Idiot.

Since when has afternoon been night?

Idiot.
#5
@Sheldon
2005-04-10 01:55:37
"No Name" wrote in message
There's three things I hate. Girls, women and "jjs" On Sat, 9 Apr 2005 19:47:39 -0500 this
person wrote:

"No Name" wrote.

The before and after to show you how good I am.
http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshopb4andafter.jpg

Don't quit your day-job.

I don't have a day job, I work in the afternoon.

Idiot.

Not bad, but seriously, it really doesn't look all that good, although I have to say I doubt I could do any better. Might be the bright color that gives it away. Tone it down and see what happens. :-)
#6
@No Name
2005-04-10 01:57:29
There's three things I hate. Girls, women and
On 9 Apr 2005 19:55:19 -0700 this person
wrote:

Michael wrote:
No Name wrote:

Please, do your fellow planetary residents a big favour: get
yourself a
proper education in whatever field you truly believe best suits your inclinations and talents. It may (or may not) cost you many tens of

thousands of dollars to do it properly, but it'll be worth at least
that
much to prevent you inflicting your pathetic "works" on the rest of
us.

Please quit your on going bitching or learn to use a kill file. You do know that it isn't required that you read every post No Name makes.
You're 6 foot 4, but mentally, you are a midget.

Don't respond to that guy Steve, that's the most boring person on usenet, he holds a grudge against me for giving him that award a few months back in "The Official Usenet Awards"

-----
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.
#7
@jjs
2005-04-10 02:01:08
"Sheldon" wrote in message

Not bad, but seriously, it really doesn't look all that good, although I have to say I doubt I could do any better. Might be the bright color that gives it away. Tone it down and see what happens. :-)

Fix the keystoning and color, too.
#8
@Michael
2005-04-10 02:12:53
jjs wrote:

"Sheldon" wrote in message

Not bad, but seriously, it really doesn't look all that good, although I have to say I doubt I could do any better. Might be the bright color that gives it away. Tone it down and see what happens. :-)

Fix the keystoning and color, too.

None of the above is gonna correct the flattened reflections on the erased signage.
#9
@Michael
2005-04-10 02:48:06
No Name wrote:

There's three things I hate. Girls, women and "Sheldon" On Sat, 9 Apr 2005 19:55:37 -0600 this
person wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message
There's three things I hate. Girls, women and "jjs" On Sat, 9 Apr 2005 19:47:39 -0500 this
person wrote:

"No Name" wrote.

The before and after to show you how good I am.
http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshopb4andafter.jpg

Don't quit your day-job.

I don't have a day job, I work in the afternoon.

Idiot.

Not bad, but seriously, it really doesn't look all that good, although I have to say I doubt I could do any better. Might be the bright color that gives it away. Tone it down and see what happens. :-)
I think your monitor is fucked up, cause there is no bright color in my picture. Go check again on a flat screen monitor.

Go check again yourself, you moron - and do it with a monitor properly balanced for photo editing.

The "bright colour" pertains to everything you *didn't* change. It's photographic, it's realistic, and to the extent possible with such representations, it's got depth.

Your edits, OTOH, are flat, dull, bland, devoid of reference to surrounding illuminationm, and ultimately - entirely - unconvincing.

Please, do your fellow planetary residents a big favour: get yourself a proper education in whatever field you truly believe best suits your inclinations and talents. It may (or may not) cost you many tens of thousands of dollars to do it properly, but it'll be worth at least that much to prevent you inflicting your pathetic "works" on the rest of us.

Besides, "the economy" desperately needs idiots exactly like you in order to do its job of pumping dollars from place to place. The GDP isn't fussy about where it goes, but cash has got to *move* if the numbers are to improve. The wreck of the Exxon Valdez may have been an utter catastrophe in terms of our planet's health, but it was a positive *miracle* in terms of its impact on the US GDP.

Maybe after applying your nose to the academic grindstone, and with a degree or two (hell, even a 6-month tech diploma might be your ticket!) in your mindless little fists, you'll have acquired the minimum necessary to avoid public embarrassment.

I honestly doubt that anyone like you can drag him/herself out of humanity's most sordid gutter... but remember: there's always hope.

Otherwise, suicide would be *vastly* more common than it's reported currently to be.
#10
@ministersteve
2005-04-10 02:55:19
Michael wrote:
No Name wrote:

Please, do your fellow planetary residents a big favour: get
yourself a
proper education in whatever field you truly believe best suits your inclinations and talents. It may (or may not) cost you many tens of

thousands of dollars to do it properly, but it'll be worth at least
that
much to prevent you inflicting your pathetic "works" on the rest of
us.

Please quit your on going bitching or learn to use a kill file. You do know that it isn't required that you read every post No Name makes.

You're 6 foot 4, but mentally, you are a midget.
#12
@Frank ess
2005-04-10 03:28:13
Michael wrote:
No Name wrote:

There's three things I hate. Girls, women and "Sheldon" On Sat, 9 Apr 2005 19:55:37 -0600 this
person wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message
There's three things I hate. Girls, women and "jjs" On Sat, 9 Apr 2005 19:47:39 -0500 this
person wrote:

"No Name" wrote.

The before and after to show you how good I am.
http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshopb4andafter.jpg

Don't quit your day-job.

I don't have a day job, I work in the afternoon.

Idiot.

Not bad, but seriously, it really doesn't look all that good, although I have to say I doubt I could do any better. Might be the bright color that gives it away. Tone it down and see what happens. :-)
I think your monitor is fucked up, cause there is no bright color in my picture. Go check again on a flat screen monitor.

Go check again yourself, you moron - and do it with a monitor properly balanced for photo editing.

The "bright colour" pertains to everything you *didn't* change. It's photographic, it's realistic, and to the extent possible with such representations, it's got depth.

Your edits, OTOH, are flat, dull, bland, devoid of reference to surrounding illuminationm, and ultimately - entirely - unconvincing.
Please, do your fellow planetary residents a big favour: get yourself a proper education in whatever field you truly believe best suits your inclinations and talents. It may (or may not) cost you many tens of thousands of dollars to do it properly, but it'll be worth at least that much to prevent you inflicting your pathetic "works" on the rest of us.
Besides, "the economy" desperately needs idiots exactly like you in order to do its job of pumping dollars from place to place. The GDP isn't fussy about where it goes, but cash has got to *move* if the numbers are to improve. The wreck of the Exxon Valdez may have been an utter catastrophe in terms of our planet's health, but it was a positive *miracle* in terms of its impact on the US GDP.
Maybe after applying your nose to the academic grindstone, and with a degree or two (hell, even a 6-month tech diploma might be your ticket!) in your mindless little fists, you'll have acquired the minimum necessary to avoid public embarrassment.

I honestly doubt that anyone like you can drag him/herself out of humanity's most sordid gutter... but remember: there's always hope.
Otherwise, suicide would be *vastly* more common than it's reported currently to be.

shhh
#13
@Michael
2005-04-10 03:31:15
wrote in message
Please quit your on going bitching or learn to use a kill file.

Not fucking likely, you bozo.

You do
know that it isn't required that you read every post No Name makes.

Yes, I do. I also know that it isn't required that you respond to every post Michael makes in reply.

You're 6 foot 4, but mentally, you are a midget.

I'm 5 foot 9, IQ average of 140+ over 12 separate batteries. My dad is 6 foot 2, IQ of 130+ over 5 different batteries. My little brother is 6 foot 7, IQ of 125+ on the 2 batteries he's challenged. Among us, that makes for family averages (for males) of heights barely over 6 foot 2 and an IQs almost in - and my own score *actually* in - the genius range.

You're not even batting .010, man. Ever heard of quitting while you're not *too* embarrassingly behind?
#14
@Wavy G
2005-04-10 03:53:34
Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there. I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "Frank ess" run.

shhh

I somehow *knew* you were going to say that.
#15
@No Name
2005-04-10 07:19:25
There's three things I hate. Girls, women and "Dr Hackenbush" On Sun, 10 Apr 2005
08:16:29 GMT this person wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

Here is a picture I photoshopped of a Photo Shop.

http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshop.jpg

The before and after to show you how good I am.

http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshopb4andafter.jpg

No name no brain

this guy is a retard why are people even bothering with him ?

Oh I see, you're trying to entertain me and the usenet community by being ironic.

-----
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.
#16
@Dr Hackenbush
2005-04-10 08:16:29
"No Name" wrote in message
Here is a picture I photoshopped of a Photo Shop.

http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshop.jpg

The before and after to show you how good I am.

http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshopb4andafter.jpg

-----
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

No name no brain

this guy is a retard why are people even bothering with him ?
#17
@Frank
2005-04-10 16:18:37
No Name wrote:
Here is a picture I photoshopped of a Photo Shop.

http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshop.jpg

The before and after to show you how good I am.

http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshopb4andafter.jpg

-----
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

Looks like a nice place. How much do they charge to develop a roll of 120 film?
Thanks.
Frank
#18
@Sheldon
2005-04-12 02:49:06
"No Name" wrote in message
There's three things I hate. Girls, women and "Sheldon" On Sat, 9 Apr 2005 19:55:37 -0600 this
person wrote:

I just assumed you wanted some feedback or you wouldn't have posted the photo. Admittedly I'm no expert on Photoshop, but I can see that your sign just doesn't fit with the rest of the photo, which is what I assumed you wanted to do.

I've seen people perform miracles with Photoshop. You just need to hone your craft a bit. I can assure you that any photo that gets posted here is going to get some feedback. Use it and learn.
#19
@No Name
2005-04-13 18:50:22
There's three things I hate. Girls, women and "cat herder" On Wed, 13 Apr 2005 12:26:05 -0700
this person wrote:

What did you do? The original is two photos and it looks like you enlarged the right one. I would have cleaned up the wall and removed the red fire thing or whatever it is and put an interesting something in the space for on the wall. You didn't do anything wrong, though and it is interesting to see a photo shop named "Photo Shop". Is that Germany?

http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshop.jpg The original isn't two pics combined,
The before and after I resized both the pictures to a smaller size so you could see what I did
http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshopb4andafter.jpg

-----
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.
#20
@goodidea1950SPAM-SPAM
2005-04-13 19:26:05
"No Name" wrote in message
: Here is a picture I photoshopped of a Photo Shop.
:
: http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshop.jpg
:
: The before and after to show you how good I am.
:
: http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshopb4andafter.jpg :
: -----
: My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
: they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
: want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking. :
: My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

What did you do? The original is two photos and it looks like you enlarged the right one. I would have cleaned up the wall and removed the red fire thing or whatever it is and put an interesting something in the space for on the wall. You didn't do anything wrong, though and it is interesting to see a photo shop named "Photo Shop". Is that Germany?
#21
@No Name
2005-04-14 07:12:46
There's three things I hate. Girls, women and "Morituri-|-Max" On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 07:44:32 GMT this person
wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

I think your monitor is fucked up, cause there is no bright color in my picture. Go check again on a flat screen monitor.

Looks fucked up on mine too, and mine is an $850 dollar flat screen monitor.

Does everyone here have money to waste?

-----
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.
#23
@No Name
2005-04-14 07:13:30
There's three things I hate. Girls, women and "Morituri-|-Max" On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 07:49:15 GMT this person
wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

The before and after I resized both the pictures to a smaller size so you could see what I did

A better use of your computer involves not resizing an image but rather using the drag function to move said image file to the recycle bin. Learn to use it much more judiciously instead of using this forum as a sounding board for every piece of fluff that makes it through several filters before you hit save.

How bout no?

-----
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.
#24
@MorituriMax
2005-04-14 07:43:41
"No Name" wrote in message

I don't have a day job, I work in the afternoon.

Then you have a day job.
#25
@MorituriMax
2005-04-14 07:44:32
"No Name" wrote in message

I think your monitor is fucked up, cause there is no bright color in my picture. Go check again on a flat screen monitor.

Looks fucked up on mine too, and mine is an $850 dollar flat screen monitor.
#26
@MorituriMax
2005-04-14 07:46:55
"No Name" wrote in message

this guy is a retard why are people even bothering with him ?

Oh I see, you're trying to entertain me and the usenet community by being ironic.

Recognize the difference between irony and a factual statement.
#27
@MorituriMax
2005-04-14 07:49:15
"No Name" wrote in message

The before and after I resized both the pictures to a smaller size so you could see what I did

A better use of your computer involves not resizing an image but rather using the drag function to move said image file to the recycle bin. Learn to use it much more judiciously instead of using this forum as a sounding board for every piece of fluff that makes it through several filters before you hit save.
#28
@Shaun aRe
2005-04-14 10:40:19
"No Name" wrote in message
There's three things I hate. Girls, women and "Morituri-|-Max" On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 07:44:32 GMT this person
wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

I think your monitor is fucked up, cause there is no bright color in my picture. Go check again on a flat screen monitor.

Looks fucked up on mine too, and mine is an $850 dollar flat screen
monitor.

Does everyone here have money to waste?

No - just those that are good at photo-shop art.

Shaun aRe
#29
@SCRUFF
2005-04-14 13:36:46
"Shaun aRe" wrote in message
"No Name" wrote in message
There's three things I hate. Girls, women and "Morituri-|-Max" On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 07:44:32 GMT this person
wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

I think your monitor is fucked up, cause there is no bright color in my picture. Go check again on a flat screen monitor.

Looks fucked up on mine too, and mine is an $850 dollar flat screen
monitor.

Does everyone here have money to waste?

No - just those that are good at photo-shop art.

Shaun aRe
LoL
#30
@Shaun aRe
2005-04-14 14:48:27
"Scruff" wrote in message
"Shaun aRe" wrote in message
"No Name" wrote in message
There's three things I hate. Girls, women and "Morituri-|-Max" On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 07:44:32 GMT this person
wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

I think your monitor is fucked up, cause there is no bright color
in
my picture. Go check again on a flat screen monitor.

Looks fucked up on mine too, and mine is an $850 dollar flat screen
monitor.

Does everyone here have money to waste?

No - just those that are good at photo-shop art.

Shaun aRe

LoL

I told you ',;~}~

Shaun aRe
#31
@MorituriMax
2005-04-14 17:04:09
"No Name" wrote in message
Does everyone here have money to waste?

No, we have jobs which allow us to buy things.
#32
@MorituriMax
2005-04-14 17:05:34
"No Name" wrote in message
There's three things I hate. Girls, women and "Morituri-|-Max" On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 07:49:15 GMT this person
wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

The before and after I resized both the pictures to a smaller size so you could see what I did

A better use of your computer involves not resizing an image but rather using the drag function to move said image file to the recycle bin. Learn to use it much more judiciously instead of using this forum as a sounding board for every piece of fluff that makes it through several filters before
you hit save.

How bout no?

How about itadre nic losuras nin denascilthae?
#33
@Ron Hunter
2005-04-14 20:01:39
Morituri-|-Max wrote:
"No Name" wrote in message

Does everyone here have money to waste?

No, we have jobs which allow us to buy things.
Speak for yourself! Some of us are retired... VBG

--
Ron Hunter
#34
@No Name
2005-04-14 20:32:22
There's three things I hate. Girls, women and "Morituri-|-Max" On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 17:04:09 GMT this person
wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message
Does everyone here have money to waste?

No, we have jobs which allow us to buy things.
You have a job? I have a company. You work for the man, I am the man.

-----
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.
#35
@No Name
2005-04-14 20:35:24
There's three things I hate. Girls, women and "Scruff" On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 09:36:46 -0400 this person wrote:

"Shaun aRe" wrote in message
"No Name" wrote in message
There's three things I hate. Girls, women and "Morituri-|-Max" On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 07:44:32 GMT this person
wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

I think your monitor is fucked up, cause there is no bright color in my picture. Go check again on a flat screen monitor.

Looks fucked up on mine too, and mine is an $850 dollar flat screen
monitor.

Does everyone here have money to waste?

No - just those that are good at photo-shop art.

Shaun aRe
LoL

I'm deeper in his head than I am in Flipper Mikes.

-----
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.
#36
@Frank ess
2005-04-14 20:35:58
Ron Hunter wrote:
Morituri-|-Max wrote:
"No Name" wrote in message

Does everyone here have money to waste?

No, we have jobs which allow us to buy things.
Speak for yourself! Some of us are retired... VBG

sh
#37
@SCRUFF
2005-04-14 22:29:29
"No Name" wrote in message
There's three things I hate. Girls, women and "Morituri-|-Max" On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 17:04:09 GMT this person
wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message
Does everyone here have money to waste?

No, we have jobs which allow us to buy things.
You have a job? I have a company. You work for the man, I am the man.
Could you imagine working for No Name!!
Now THAT would be interesting!!!!
#38
@goodidea1950SPAM-SPAM
2005-04-15 03:42:10
Duh. I didn't realize what you did. I thought
that you actually found a store with the name
PhotoShop. Oh well. Good luck.
#39
@Shaun aRe
2005-04-15 08:59:23
"No Name" wrote in message
There's three things I hate. Girls, women and "Scruff" On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 09:36:46 -0400 this person wrote:

"Shaun aRe" wrote in message
"No Name" wrote in message
There's three things I hate. Girls, women and "Morituri-|-Max" On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 07:44:32 GMT this person
wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

I think your monitor is fucked up, cause there is no bright color
in
my picture. Go check again on a flat screen monitor.

Looks fucked up on mine too, and mine is an $850 dollar flat screen
monitor.

Does everyone here have money to waste?

No - just those that are good at photo-shop art.

Shaun aRe
LoL

I'm deeper in his head than I am in Flipper Mikes.

Heheheh, then how come I am in your killfile, and there's no one in mine? ',;~}~

Shaun aRe
#40
@Shaun aRe
2005-04-15 09:00:46
"Scruff" wrote in message
"No Name" wrote in message
There's three things I hate. Girls, women and "Morituri-|-Max" On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 17:04:09 GMT this person
wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message
Does everyone here have money to waste?

No, we have jobs which allow us to buy things.
You have a job? I have a company. You work for the man, I am the man.
Could you imagine working for No Name!!
Now THAT would be interesting!!!!

Oh yeah - about as interesting as a Kellogg's All-Bran breakfast, heheheheh...

Shaun aRe
#41
@Frank ess
2005-04-15 16:29:17
Shaun aRe wrote:
"Scruff" wrote in message
"No Name" wrote in message
There's three things I hate. Girls, women and "Morituri-|-Max" On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 17:04:09 GMT this person
wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message
Does everyone here have money to waste?

No, we have jobs which allow us to buy things.
You have a job? I have a company. You work for the man, I am the man.
Could you imagine working for No Name!!
Now THAT would be interesting!!!!

Oh yeah - about as interesting as a Kellogg's All-Bran breakfast, heheheheh...

Shaun aRe

sh
#42
@tg416
2005-04-19 04:22:21
In article , Sean <> wrote:

On Sat, 09 Apr 2005 19:11:02 -0400, No Name wrote:

Here is a picture I photoshopped of a Photo Shop.

http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshop.jpg

The before and after to show you how good I am.

"How good" you are? Wow, how presumptuous and arrogant of you.

If this is your best, you shouldn't expect to actually get paid by any clients you might land. If you're serious about graphics as a career, then consider going to an art/design school. Otherwise, you're only going to drive more business to people like me with work like this.
#43
@Frank ess
2005-04-19 05:13:29
Sean wrote:
On Sat, 09 Apr 2005 19:11:02 -0400, No Name wrote:

Here is a picture I photoshopped of a Photo Shop.

http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshop.jpg

The before and after to show you how good I am.

http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshopb4andafter.jpg

-----
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

Thats pretty bad man. No offense.

sh
#44
@Frank ess
2005-04-19 05:13:57
Stephen Edwards wrote:
In article , Sean <>
wrote:

On Sat, 09 Apr 2005 19:11:02 -0400, No Name wrote:

Here is a picture I photoshopped of a Photo Shop.

http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshop.jpg

The before and after to show you how good I am.

"How good" you are? Wow, how presumptuous and arrogant of you.
If this is your best, you shouldn't expect to actually get paid by any clients you might land. If you're serious about graphics as a career, then consider going to an art/design school. Otherwise, you're only going to drive more business to people like me with work like this.

sh
#45
@Bernie
2005-04-19 06:22:30
On Sat, 09 Apr 2005 19:11:02 -0400, No Name wrote:

Here is a picture I photoshopped of a Photo Shop.

http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshop.jpg

The before and after to show you how good I am.

http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshopb4andafter.jpg

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My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

Thats pretty bad man. No offense.
#46
@Ron Hunter
2005-04-19 07:35:58
Sean wrote:
On Sat, 09 Apr 2005 19:11:02 -0400, No Name wrote:

Here is a picture I photoshopped of a Photo Shop.

http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshop.jpg

The before and after to show you how good I am.

http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshopb4andafter.jpg

-----
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

Thats pretty bad man. No offense.

I had a teacher who had a middle initial 'N'. It took a while for use to worm his middle name out of him. It was 'Nuisance'. I guess they knew from the start he was going to be difficult. Grin.

--
Ron Hunter
#47
@Shaun aRe
2005-04-19 11:50:12
"Frank ess" wrote in message
Shaun aRe wrote:
"Scruff" wrote in message
"No Name" wrote in message
There's three things I hate. Girls, women and "Morituri-|-Max" On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 17:04:09 GMT this person
wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message
Does everyone here have money to waste?

No, we have jobs which allow us to buy things.
You have a job? I have a company. You work for the man, I am the man.
Could you imagine working for No Name!!
Now THAT would be interesting!!!!

Oh yeah - about as interesting as a Kellogg's All-Bran breakfast, heheheheh...

Shaun aRe

sh

You spelled that wrong.

Shaun aRe
#48
@SCRUFF
2005-04-19 12:01:38
"Ron Hunter" wrote in message
Sean wrote:
On Sat, 09 Apr 2005 19:11:02 -0400, No Name wrote:

Here is a picture I photoshopped of a Photo Shop.

http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshop.jpg

The before and after to show you how good I am.

http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshopb4andafter.jpg

-----
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

Thats pretty bad man. No offense.

I had a teacher who had a middle initial 'N'. It took a while for use to worm his middle name out of him. It was 'Nuisance'. I guess they knew from the start he was going to be difficult. Grin.

--
Ron Hunter
LOL
#49
@Frank ess
2005-04-19 16:15:13
Ron Hunter wrote:
Sean wrote:
On Sat, 09 Apr 2005 19:11:02 -0400, No Name wrote:

Here is a picture I photoshopped of a Photo Shop.

http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshop.jpg

The before and after to show you how good I am.

http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshopb4andafter.jpg

-----
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

Thats pretty bad man. No offense.

I had a teacher who had a middle initial 'N'. It took a while for use to worm his middle name out of him. It was 'Nuisance'. I guess they knew from the start he was going to be difficult. Grin.

shh
#50
@goodidea1950SPAM-SPAM
2005-04-19 19:41:21
"Stephen Edwards" wrote in message
: In article , Sean <> wrote:
:
: > On Sat, 09 Apr 2005 19:11:02 -0400, No Name wrote: : >
: > >Here is a picture I photoshopped of a Photo Shop. : > >
: > >http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshop.jpg
: > >
: > >The before and after to show you how good I am. :
: "How good" you are? Wow, how presumptuous and arrogant of you. :
: If this is your best, you shouldn't expect to actually get paid by : any clients you might land. If you're serious about graphics as a : career, then consider going to an art/design school. Otherwise, : you're only going to drive more business to people like me with : work like this.

I went to graphic design school and I think his work is pretty good. It's not a hard thing to do though and he wouldn't be tested until he's trying to place a picture with hair into another picture and make it look natural for a high resolution magazine or to create his own idea in an ad which is design and not production work which almost anyone can do with a little OJT..
#51
@Shaun aRe
2005-04-20 09:23:29
"Frank ess" wrote in message
Ron Hunter wrote:
Sean wrote:
On Sat, 09 Apr 2005 19:11:02 -0400, No Name wrote:

Here is a picture I photoshopped of a Photo Shop.

http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshop.jpg

The before and after to show you how good I am.

http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshopb4andafter.jpg

-----
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

Thats pretty bad man. No offense.

I had a teacher who had a middle initial 'N'. It took a while for use to worm his middle name out of him. It was 'Nuisance'. I guess they knew from the start he was going to be difficult. Grin.

shh

You are a librarian AICMFP.

Shaun aRe
#52
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