My Trip to the Bookstore Today

On Sun, 2 Nov 2003 14:16:11 -0500, The Magnificent Bastard wrote:

I purchased the following –

Kingdom of Fear, by Hunter S. Thompson

Bomb Magazine

XBOX Magazine

MTV’s Spankin’ New Magazine

Business 2.0 Magazine

Now I’m going to sit outside and start reading my new HST book. Life is good, especially when you’re me….

Nice to see you can read William Jones.
Affirmitive action really paid off for you.

Now don’t let me take you away from your reading……Hopefully you’ll work your way up to novels without pictures one day.

regards Jack ;->

I’d have thought you would have to have a life before you could decide whether it was good or not.
—

Ron.

On Sun, 2 Nov 2003 14:16:11 -0500, The Magnificent Bastard wrote:

Life is
good, especially when you’re me….

On 02 Nov 2003 20:30:04 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Defranco71 puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Not for nothin, but what is the public’s fascination with Hunter S. Thompson? People flock around this drunk old sot just like the drunk idiot in high-school was considered to be Mr. Popular. I’ve seen him on Leno, O’Brien, etc, and he has nothing interesting to say. "Look at me, I’m wasted, and I even brought out my drink for everyone to see." Even movies about this alky aren’t interesting. Ok, the guy is drunk, he’s high, and?????????????? I’m willing to keep an open mind, so MB, tell me what he writes is so interesting.

Think about it…..rarely does a writer appear "interesting" when interviewed on a television show. Besides, I don’t think you’re the type of person who would "get" Thompson’s work.

Instead of giving you my opinion on him and why he’s a great writer, let me list a few of the comments about his latest book –

"Thompson should be recognized for contributing some of the clearest, most bracing, and fearless analysis of the possibilities and failures of American Democracy in the past century."

-Chicago Tribune

"Thompson’s voice still jumps right off the page, as wild, vital and gonzo as ever."

-The Washington Post

"Thompson is a spirited, witty, observant, and original writer."

-The New York Times

If you’re really interested in what he’s all about, read his book called "Hell’s Angels". It’s about a year he spent hanging out with the Hell’s Angels and the political and cultural climate of the time. If you are going to "get" any of his books, it would be this one.

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"So long, Mel….have a good trip."

—
Magnificent Bastard Productions 2003

"The Magnificent Bastard" wrote in
message

On 02 Nov 2003 20:30:04 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Defranco71 puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Not for nothin, but what is the public’s fascination with Hunter S.

Thompson?

People flock around this drunk old sot just like the drunk idiot in

high-school

was considered to be Mr. Popular. I’ve seen him on Leno, O’Brien, etc,

and he

has nothing interesting to say. "Look at me, I’m wasted, and I even

brought

out my drink for everyone to see." Even movies about this alky aren’t interesting. Ok, the guy is drunk, he’s high, and?????????????? I’m

willing

to keep an open mind, so MB, tell me what he writes is so interesting.

Think about it…..rarely does a writer appear "interesting" when interviewed on a television show. Besides, I don’t think you’re the type of person who would "get" Thompson’s work.

That’s a not so subtle BITCH SLAP.

Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee wrote:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with The Magnificent Bastard’s mom.

(SNIP)

MY SCHTICK!!! MY SCHTICK!!! MAGGIE HAS SCHTICKY FINGERS. THIS IS A DIRECT VOILATION OF UPA STANDARDS. I HAVE BEEN VIOLETED!!

Why am I not surprised that MB had stooped so low?

((((((((((Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee))))))))))

Complaints sent, ().

Thank you,
Wavy G.

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with The Magnificent Bastard’s mom.

(SNIP)

MY SCHTICK!!! MY SCHTICK!!! MAGGIE HAS SCHTICKY FINGERS. THIS IS A DIRECT VOILATION OF UPA STANDARDS. I HAVE BEEN VIOLETED!!

Complaints sent, ().

Thank you,
Wavy G.

Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee wrote:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Walker’s mom.

Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee wrote:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with The Magnificent Bastard’s mom.

(SNIP)

MY SCHTICK!!! MY SCHTICK!!! MAGGIE HAS SCHTICKY FINGERS. THIS IS A DIRECT VOILATION OF UPA STANDARDS. I HAVE BEEN VIOLETED!!

Why am I not surprised that MB had stooped so low?

((((((((((Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee))))))))))

He’s been in kind of a "rut" lately and had to resort to lifting won of my schticks to revive his Usenet career. I know, pretty low, huh?

Mmhmm… Wavy, you’re so ahead of the times. What else can MB do but follow in the shadow of your greatness?

Complaints sent, ().

Thank you,
Wavy G.

(Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee) wrote in
news:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with The Magnificent Bastard’s mom.

(SNIP)

MY SCHTICK!!! MY SCHTICK!!! MAGGIE HAS SCHTICKY FINGERS. THIS IS A DIRECT VOILATION OF UPA STANDARDS. I HAVE BEEN VIOLETED!!
Complaints sent, ().

Good. Now he’ll finally get his account pulled. It’ll be a long time before we see another Magnificent Bastard post, I’ll bet.

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)| )| )| ) o.;———–./|
__/ |__/ | / | __/ // S O A P Y // |
|’———–‘| /
jgs | | /
Smeeter #30-something ‘————-‘`

The Magnificent Bastard
wrote in news:

I purchased the following –

Kingdom of Fear, by Hunter S. Thompson

Bomb Magazine

Bomb Magazine?

XBOX Magazine

MTV’s Spankin’ New Magazine

Business 2.0 Magazine

Now I’m going to sit outside and start reading my new HST book. Life is good, especially when you’re me….

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__ __ __ __ O O O
/ / | / | / | / | O o o
(___ ( |(___|(___|(___| o _____________o
)| )| )| ) o.;———–./|
__/ |__/ | / | __/ // S O A P Y // |
|’———–‘| /
jgs | | /
Smeeter #30-something ‘————-‘`

(Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee) wrote in
news:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Walker’s mom.

Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee wrote:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Walker’s mom.

Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee wrote:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with The Magnificent Bastard’s mom.

(SNIP)

MY SCHTICK!!! MY SCHTICK!!! MAGGIE HAS SCHTICKY FINGERS. THIS IS A DIRECT VOILATION OF UPA STANDARDS. I HAVE BEEN VIOLETED!!

Why am I not surprised that MB had stooped so low?

((((((((((Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee))))))))))

He’s been in kind of a "rut" lately and had to resort to lifting won of my schticks to revive his Usenet career. I know, pretty low, huh?

Mmhmm… Wavy, you’re so ahead of the times. What else can MB do but follow in the shadow of your greatness?

Next he’ll be coming up with a TV show script about zany office people.

Cool. I’ll be looking forward to it.

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__ __ __ __ O O O
/ / | / | / | / | O o o
(___ ( |(___|(___|(___| o _____________o
)| )| )| ) o.;———–./|
__/ |__/ | / | __/ // S O A P Y // |
|’———–‘| /
jgs | | /
Smeeter #30-something ‘————-‘`

On 3 Nov 2003 01:35:46 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

(Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee) wrote in
news:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with The Magnificent Bastard’s mom.

(SNIP)

MY SCHTICK!!! MY SCHTICK!!! MAGGIE HAS SCHTICKY FINGERS. THIS IS A DIRECT VOILATION OF UPA STANDARDS. I HAVE BEEN VIOLETED!!
Complaints sent, ().

Good. Now he’ll finally get his account pulled. It’ll be a long time before we see another Magnificent Bastard post, I’ll bet.

I just gave myself a warning this time.

—
Magnificent Bastard Productions 2003

On 3 Nov 2003 01:36:19 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnificent Bastard
wrote in news:

I purchased the following –

Kingdom of Fear, by Hunter S. Thompson

Bomb Magazine

Bomb Magazine?

Yes.

http://www.bombsite.com/

XBOX Magazine

MTV’s Spankin’ New Magazine

Business 2.0 Magazine

Now I’m going to sit outside and start reading my new HST book. Life is good, especially when you’re me….

—
Magnificent Bastard Productions 2003

Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee wrote:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Walker’s mom.

Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee wrote:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Walker’s mom.

Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee wrote:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with The Magnificent Bastard’s mom.

(SNIP)

MY SCHTICK!!! MY SCHTICK!!! MAGGIE HAS SCHTICKY FINGERS. THIS IS A DIRECT VOILATION OF UPA STANDARDS. I HAVE BEEN VIOLETED!!

Why am I not surprised that MB had stooped so low?

((((((((((Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee))))))))))

He’s been in kind of a "rut" lately and had to resort to lifting won of my schticks to revive his Usenet career. I know, pretty low, huh?

Mmhmm… Wavy, you’re so ahead of the times. What else can MB do but follow in the shadow of your greatness?

Next he’ll be coming up with a TV show script about zany office people.

I doubt MB can full it off. Too bad I won’t even know what I am missing when he bastardize your original work.

Complaints sent, ().

Thank you,
Wavy G.

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Walker’s mom.

Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee wrote:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with The Magnificent Bastard’s mom.

(SNIP)

MY SCHTICK!!! MY SCHTICK!!! MAGGIE HAS SCHTICKY FINGERS. THIS IS A DIRECT VOILATION OF UPA STANDARDS. I HAVE BEEN VIOLETED!!

Why am I not surprised that MB had stooped so low?

((((((((((Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee))))))))))

He’s been in kind of a "rut" lately and had to resort to lifting won of my schticks to revive his Usenet career. I know, pretty low, huh?

Complaints sent, ().

Thank you,
Wavy G.

The Magnificent Bastard
wrote in news:

On 3 Nov 2003 01:35:46 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

(Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee) wrote
in news:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with The Magnificent Bastard’s mom.

(SNIP)

MY SCHTICK!!! MY SCHTICK!!! MAGGIE HAS SCHTICKY FINGERS. THIS IS A DIRECT VOILATION OF UPA STANDARDS. I HAVE BEEN VIOLETED!!

Complaints sent, ().

Good. Now he’ll finally get his account pulled. It’ll be a long time before we see another Magnificent Bastard post, I’ll bet.

I just gave myself a warning this time.

I’ll be keeping an eye on you. Won wrong move and I’ll report you to you faster than you can say Magnificent Bastard Productions.

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__ __ __ __ O O O
/ / | / | / | / | O o o
(___ ( |(___|(___|(___| o _____________o
)| )| )| ) o.;———–./|
__/ |__/ | / | __/ // S O A P Y // |
|’———–‘| /
jgs | | /
Smeeter #30-something ‘————-‘`

The Magnificent Bastard
wrote in news:

On 3 Nov 2003 01:36:19 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnificent Bastard
wrote in news:

I purchased the following –

Kingdom of Fear, by Hunter S. Thompson

Bomb Magazine

Bomb Magazine?

Yes.

http://www.bombsite.com/

Seems a bit ghey.

—
__ __ __ __ O O O
/ / | / | / | / | O o o
(___ ( |(___|(___|(___| o _____________o
)| )| )| ) o.;———–./|
__/ |__/ | / | __/ // S O A P Y // |
|’———–‘| /
jgs | | /
Smeeter #30-something ‘————-‘`

On 3 Nov 2003 02:25:50 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnificent Bastard
wrote in news:

On 3 Nov 2003 01:36:19 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnificent Bastard
wrote in news:

I purchased the following –

Kingdom of Fear, by Hunter S. Thompson

Bomb Magazine

Bomb Magazine?

Yes.

http://www.bombsite.com/

Seems a bit ghey.

Yeah…….it seemed sort of edgy and cool at the bookstore but it’s not very good.

—
Magnificent Bastard Productions 2003

On 3 Nov 2003 02:24:08 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnificent Bastard
wrote in news:

On 3 Nov 2003 01:35:46 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

(Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee) wrote
in news:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with The Magnificent Bastard’s mom.

(SNIP)

MY SCHTICK!!! MY SCHTICK!!! MAGGIE HAS SCHTICKY FINGERS. THIS IS A DIRECT VOILATION OF UPA STANDARDS. I HAVE BEEN VIOLETED!!

Complaints sent, ().

Good. Now he’ll finally get his account pulled. It’ll be a long time before we see another Magnificent Bastard post, I’ll bet.

I just gave myself a warning this time.

I’ll be keeping an eye on you. Won wrong move and I’ll report you to you faster than you can say Magnificent Bastard Productions.

Make sure you include full message headers in any complaints that you file.

—
Magnificent Bastard Productions 2003

The Magnificent Bastard wrote in
news::

Life is

good, especially when you’re me….

All of you are a bunch of pretentious morons.

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Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee wrote:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Walker’s mom.

Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee wrote:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Walker’s mom.

Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee wrote:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Walker’s mom.

Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee wrote:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with The Magnificent Bastard’s mom.

(SNIP)

MY SCHTICK!!! MY SCHTICK!!! MAGGIE HAS SCHTICKY FINGERS. THIS IS A DIRECT VOILATION OF UPA STANDARDS. I HAVE BEEN VIOLETED!!

Why am I not surprised that MB had stooped so low?

((((((((((Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee))))))))))

He’s been in kind of a "rut" lately and had to resort to lifting won of my schticks to revive his Usenet career. I know, pretty low, huh?

Mmhmm… Wavy, you’re so ahead of the times. What else can MB do but follow in the shadow of your greatness?

Next he’ll be coming up with a TV show script about zany office people.

I doubt MB can full it off. Too bad I won’t even know what I am missing when he bastardize your original work.

You know, the drunker you get, the more I enjoy your posts.

Hmmm… I have to go throw up now. Nighty-night, Wavy.

Complaints sent, ().

Thank you,
Wavy G.

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Walker’s mom.

Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee wrote:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Walker’s mom.

Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee wrote:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with The Magnificent Bastard’s mom.

(SNIP)

MY SCHTICK!!! MY SCHTICK!!! MAGGIE HAS SCHTICKY FINGERS. THIS IS A DIRECT VOILATION OF UPA STANDARDS. I HAVE BEEN VIOLETED!!

Why am I not surprised that MB had stooped so low?

((((((((((Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee))))))))))

He’s been in kind of a "rut" lately and had to resort to lifting won of my schticks to revive his Usenet career. I know, pretty low, huh?

Mmhmm… Wavy, you’re so ahead of the times. What else can MB do but follow in the shadow of your greatness?

Next he’ll be coming up with a TV show script about zany office people.

Complaints sent, ().

Thank you,
Wavy G.

"The Magnificent Bastard" wrote in
message

I purchased the following –

How much were those at WalMart? Did you get them before or after one of your important business meetings there?

;-))

C

Kingdom of Fear, by Hunter S. Thompson

Bomb Magazine

XBOX Magazine

MTV’s Spankin’ New Magazine

Business 2.0 Magazine

Now I’m going to sit outside and start reading my new HST book. Life is good, especially when you’re me….

—
Magnificent Bastard Productions 2003

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Walker’s mom.

Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee wrote:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Walker’s mom.

Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee wrote:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Walker’s mom.

Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee wrote:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with The Magnificent Bastard’s mom.

(SNIP)

MY SCHTICK!!! MY SCHTICK!!! MAGGIE HAS SCHTICKY FINGERS. THIS IS A DIRECT VOILATION OF UPA STANDARDS. I HAVE BEEN VIOLETED!!

Why am I not surprised that MB had stooped so low?

((((((((((Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee))))))))))

He’s been in kind of a "rut" lately and had to resort to lifting won of my schticks to revive his Usenet career. I know, pretty low, huh?

Mmhmm… Wavy, you’re so ahead of the times. What else can MB do but follow in the shadow of your greatness?

Next he’ll be coming up with a TV show script about zany office people.

I doubt MB can full it off. Too bad I won’t even know what I am missing when he bastardize your original work.

You know, the drunker you get, the more I enjoy your posts.

Complaints sent, ().

Thank you,
Wavy G.

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Anonymous’s mom.

The Magnificent Bastard wrote in
news::

Life is

good, especially when you’re me….

All of you are a bunch of pretentious morons.

Hey, that’s not true. These morons are not pretentious. Morons, yes. But pretentious? Come on. That’s a bit harsh.

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The Magnificent Bastard
wrote in news:

On 3 Nov 2003 02:25:50 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnificent Bastard
wrote in news:

On 3 Nov 2003 01:36:19 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnificent Bastard
wrote in
news:

I purchased the following –

Kingdom of Fear, by Hunter S. Thompson

Bomb Magazine

Bomb Magazine?

Yes.

http://www.bombsite.com/

Seems a bit ghey.

Yeah…….it seemed sort of edgy and cool at the bookstore but it’s not very good.

Well, hopefully the check out girl thought you were buying it for somewon else.

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__ __ __ __ O O O
/ / | / | / | / | O o o
(___ ( |(___|(___|(___| o _____________o
)| )| )| ) o.;———–./|
__/ |__/ | / | __/ // S O A P Y // |
|’———–‘| /
jgs | | /
Smeeter #30-something ‘————-‘`

The Magnificent Bastard
wrote in news:

On 3 Nov 2003 02:24:08 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnificent Bastard
wrote in news:

On 3 Nov 2003 01:35:46 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

(Double-You Ay Vee Why Gee)
wrote in news:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with The Magnificent Bastard’s mom.

(SNIP)

MY SCHTICK!!! MY SCHTICK!!! MAGGIE HAS SCHTICKY FINGERS. THIS IS A DIRECT VOILATION OF UPA STANDARDS. I HAVE BEEN VIOLETED!!

Complaints sent, ().

Good. Now he’ll finally get his account pulled. It’ll be a long time before we see another Magnificent Bastard post, I’ll bet.

I just gave myself a warning this time.

I’ll be keeping an eye on you. Won wrong move and I’ll report you to you faster than you can say Magnificent Bastard
Productions.

Make sure you include full message headers in any complaints that you file.

You can bet on that. I’ll make sure you aren’t allowed another account with yourself for several years.

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__ __ __ __ O O O
/ / | / | / | / | O o o
(___ ( |(___|(___|(___| o _____________o
)| )| )| ) o.;———–./|
__/ |__/ | / | __/ // S O A P Y // |
|’———–‘| /
jgs | | /
Smeeter #30-something ‘————-‘`

How come you don’t act black?
..com

The Magnificent Bastard wrote:

I purchased the following –

Kingdom of Fear, by Hunter S. Thompson

Bomb Magazine

XBOX Magazine

MTV’s Spankin’ New Magazine

Business 2.0 Magazine

The cat in the hat

Playboy issue June 1977 (with Christa Speck as centerfold)

Gay Raider’s book ("Why I stopped dating transvestites) in second printing

Why gay men are always shunned by football fans

Ellen’s book on how to make gay work

How to change from a asshole to just a plain jerk. By Wavy G

Enjoy your reading! Flipper Mike!

Now I’m going to sit outside and start reading my new HST book. Life is good, especially when you’re me….

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Flipper Mike’s mom.

The Magnificent Bastard wrote:

I purchased the following –

Kingdom of Fear, by Hunter S. Thompson

Bomb Magazine

XBOX Magazine

MTV’s Spankin’ New Magazine

Business 2.0 Magazine

The cat in the hat

Playboy issue June 1977 (with Christa Speck as centerfold)
Gay Raider’s book ("Why I stopped dating transvestites) in second printing

Why gay men are always shunned by football fans

Ellen’s book on how to make gay work

How to change from a asshole to just a plain jerk. By Wavy G

Hey, why did you call me a jerk?

Enjoy your reading! Flipper Mike!

Now I’m going to sit outside and start reading my new HST book. Life is good, especially when you’re me….