Post Your Three Favorite Movies – I Post Facts About You

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Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.


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dwolf
Oct 4, 2003
Oh Brother where art thou
Little Big Man
Sleeper
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John Tsalikes 007
Oct 4, 2003
Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Star TRek II The Wrath Of Khan
Bedazzled (original version with Cook & Moore)

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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 4, 2003
On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 18:42:42 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, dwolf puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Oh Brother where art thou
Little Big Man
Sleeper

You are a college graduate but the school you went to would not be considered prestigous. You possibly have done some post-graduate work.

You aren’t much of a risk taker and you prefer imported beer over domestic.

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WJM
Oct 4, 2003
Gone with the Wind
American President
Life with Father

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Oct 4, 2003
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History of the World Pt1

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

The Ghost and Mr. Chicken.
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galyles
Oct 4, 2003
On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 17:25:41 -0500, The Magnficent Bastard wrote:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.


The first three short home movies that my Dad and Mum took of me and my sister at home when were kids, that now exist as a valuable family archive along with many other later family films for us to view. Does that give you a start Doctor Freud/Jung/Cassandra/ or Lucky "Dippy"? Can you guess the era?

Regards
Geoff
JM
Jim Mitchell
Oct 4, 2003
Star Wars
Godfather I (and II)
Raiders of the Lost Ark

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John Tsalikes 007
Oct 4, 2003
The first three short home movies that my Dad and Mum took of me and my sister at home when were kids, that now exist as a valuable family archive along with many other later family films for us to view. Does that give you a start Doctor Freud/Jung/Cassandra/ or Lucky "Dippy"? Can you guess the era?

Regards
Geoff

I bet he will say you are skeptical about everything because you don’t spell your name "JEFF"……………
JM
Jim Mitchell
Oct 4, 2003
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Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Star TRek II The Wrath Of Khan

Excellent choice. As much as I’m ambivalent about Star Trek, this is one of my top ten favorites of all time.

Bedazzled (original version with Cook & Moore)

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John
Oct 4, 2003
You have no Life
You spam news groups
You need a job

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WJM
Oct 4, 2003
Can’t resist…

Nightmare on Elm Street (and II, III, IV, V…)
Halloween (and II, III, IV, V…)
Friday the 13th (and II, III, IV, V…)
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Chairman of the Bored
Oct 4, 2003
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Ambiguously Yours
Oct 4, 2003
On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 17:25:41 -0500, The Magnficent Bastard wrote:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Dogma
Wizard of Oz
The Princess Bride
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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 4, 2003
On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 22:43:46 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, John Tsalikes 007 puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Star TRek II The Wrath Of Khan
Bedazzled (original version with Cook & Moore)

You’ve never been particularly good at sports and don’t watch them on television very often. You prefer Wendy’s to McDonalds or Burger King and you’ve always wanted a convertible automobile.

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galyles
Oct 4, 2003
On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 23:01:14 GMT, "John Tsalikes 007" < EXWIFE IS A BORG tampabay.rr.com> wrote:

The first three short home movies that my Dad and Mum took of me and my sister at home when were kids, that now exist as a valuable family archive along with many other later family films for us to view. Does that give you a start Doctor Freud/Jung/Cassandra/ or Lucky "Dippy"? Can you guess the era?

Regards
Geoff

I bet he will say you are skeptical about everything because you don’t spell your name "JEFF"……………

So he’ll be able to predict correctly that I am not particularly good at "jography"?

(:-)>
Regards
Geoff
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three-and-a-half-inch
Oct 4, 2003
I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with "John Tsalikes 007" < EXWIFE IS A BORG tampabay.rr.com>’s mom.

The first three short home movies that my Dad and Mum took of me and my sister at home when were kids, that now exist as a valuable family archive along with many other later family films for us to view. Does that give you a start Doctor Freud/Jung/Cassandra/ or Lucky "Dippy"? Can you guess the era?

Regards
Geoff

I bet he will say you are skeptical about everything because you don’t spell your name "JEFF"……………

Maybe he’ll tell him he’s retarded for not know how to spell his own name.

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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 4, 2003
On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 18:56:07 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, WJM puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Gone with the Wind
American President
Life with Father

Your political views tend to be very conservative. You are a frugal person and you really need to replace those old shoes that you wear to work.

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three-and-a-half-inch
Oct 4, 2003
I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Jim Mitchell’s mom.

Star Wars
Godfather I (and II)
Raiders of the Lost Ark

You like the same movies as everywon else. You lack identity and originality.

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three-and-a-half-inch
Oct 4, 2003
I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with WJM’s mom.

Can’t resist…

Nightmare on Elm Street (and II, III, IV, V…)
Halloween (and II, III, IV, V…)
Friday the 13th (and II, III, IV, V…)

You should’ve tried resisting a little harder.

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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 4, 2003
On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 22:56:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos,
puts the lotion on it’s skin or
else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 17:25:41 -0500, The Magnficent Bastard wrote:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.


The first three short home movies that my Dad and Mum took of me and my sister at home when were kids, that now exist as a valuable family archive along with many other later family films for us to view. Does that give you a start Doctor Freud/Jung/Cassandra/ or Lucky "Dippy"? Can you guess the era?

You don’t like going to the beach and you prefer small gatherings rather than large parties. You’ve often wished you were in better shape, but you never stick with a diet or an exercise plan.

Regards
Geoff


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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 4, 2003
On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 23:01:14 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, John Tsalikes 007 puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The first three short home movies that my Dad and Mum took of me and my sister at home when were kids, that now exist as a valuable family archive along with many other later family films for us to view. Does that give you a start Doctor Freud/Jung/Cassandra/ or Lucky "Dippy"? Can you guess the era?

Regards
Geoff

I bet he will say you are skeptical about everything because you don’t spell your name "JEFF"……………

No, the way he spells his name doesn’t make him a skeptic. It could mean –

A. He’s gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that)

B. He’s European

C. He’s pretentious

D. All of the above



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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 4, 2003
On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 23:00:23 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Jim Mitchell puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Star Wars
Godfather I (and II)
Raiders of the Lost Ark

You don’t follow directions very well. Your sense of humor is pretty good but you’re one of those people who can dish it out but can’t take it.

You prefer pie over cake when it comes to dessert.

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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 4, 2003
On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 23:03:27 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, John puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

You have no Life
You spam news groups
You need a job

Your three favorite movies are –

Falling Down
Cocoon
Three Men and a Little Lady

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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 4, 2003
On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 19:03:38 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, WJM puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Can’t resist…

Nightmare on Elm Street (and II, III, IV, V…)
Halloween (and II, III, IV, V…)
Friday the 13th (and II, III, IV, V…)

You already listed three in a previous post.



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Me
Oct 4, 2003
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IrvingJanis
Oct 4, 2003
On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 17:25:41 -0500, The Magnficent Bastard said :
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Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Caligula, Boogie Nights, and anything with Wakeen Feenicks (how tall is he?).
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George Kerby
Oct 4, 2003
On 10/4/03 5:25 PM, in article , "The
Magnficent Bastard" wrote:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.
Deep Throat
Debbie Does Dallas
Behind the Green Door

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TopDog
Oct 4, 2003
Atta boy, Luther!

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History of the World Pt1

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

The Ghost and Mr. Chicken.

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Barry Smith
Oct 4, 2003
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The Magnficent Bastard wrote:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Badlands
Picnic at Hanging Rock
Logan’s Run

Barry

Eagles may soar, but weasels aren’t sucked into jet engines.
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Langis
Oct 5, 2003
The Magnficent Bastard wrote:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

1. Eraserhead
2. Eraserhead
3. Eraserhead


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TopDog
Oct 5, 2003
Alien
Meatballs
Escape From Alcatraz!

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River Runs Through It
The Last Seduction
Casablanca

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me
Oct 5, 2003
River Runs Through It
The Last Seduction
Casablanca

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Ron Andrews
Oct 5, 2003
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
The Sterile Cuckoo
The Cuckoo
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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 5, 2003
On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 18:56:08 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, John McGuirk puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

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History of the World Pt1

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

The Ghost and Mr. Chicken.

You tend not to care what others think about you but you are very critical of others. You’ve recently contemplated looking for a new job but will probably just stay in the one you’re at and continue to complain about it.



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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 5, 2003
On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 23:07:32 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Chairman of the Bored puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

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pinch
Oct 5, 2003
The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
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Swashbuckler
Best in Show
Magnolia
Sunset Boulevard
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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 5, 2003
On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 18:13:28 -0500, in alt.tv.sopranos, Ambiguously Yours puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 17:25:41 -0500, The Magnficent Bastard wrote:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Dogma
Wizard of Oz
The Princess Bride

You vote Democrat but consider yourself an Independent. Most of the time you feel like you can’t tell people who you feel because you think they wouldn’t understand.


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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 5, 2003
On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 15:28:48 -0800, in alt.tv.sopranos, Me puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

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John
Oct 5, 2003
And WTF does this have to do with Gardens?

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Under the Cherry Moon
Blair Witch
Wizard of Oz

You read People magazine and you’re a big fan of "reality" tv shows. You eat fast food at least twice a week.

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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 5, 2003
On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 19:30:19 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets
the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 17:25:41 -0500, The Magnficent Bastard said :
:
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Caligula, Boogie Nights, and anything with Wakeen Feenicks (how tall is he?).

You are fascinated by shiny objects and bright lights. You’ve killed a cat at least once in your life.


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Jim Mitchell
Oct 5, 2003
Hmmmm. I was the first one to post these, so what does that say about "everyone else"?

Add "Lonesome Dove" to that list. I don’t care that it wasn’t a theatrical movie. Freaking beautiful movie.

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Star Wars
Godfather I (and II)
Raiders of the Lost Ark

You like the same movies as everywon else. You lack identity and originality.

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The Magnficent Bastard
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On 4 Oct 2003 23:45:54 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, George Kerby puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

On 10/4/03 5:25 PM, in article , "The
Magnficent Bastard" wrote:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.
Deep Throat
Debbie Does Dallas
Behind the Green Door

You have difficulty forming meaningful relationships with people. You’ve probably placed or replied to an online personals ad. The cell phone you use is two years old or older and you need a haircut.

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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 5, 2003
On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 00:57:29 +0100, in alt.tv.sopranos, Barry Smith puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

In message
The Magnficent Bastard wrote:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Badlands
Picnic at Hanging Rock
Logan’s Run

You have a dark sense of humor and a taste for extreme hardcore pornography……probably involving bondage. You consider yourself creative or artistic and you like it when people are impressed by things you say or do.

Barry


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On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 01:11:24 +0100, in alt.tv.sopranos, Langis puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

1. Eraserhead
2. Eraserhead
3. Eraserhead

You detest NASCAR and country music. You make fun of people a lot, but never to their faces. You’d like to learn more about linux, but don’t want to invest the time it would take.


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On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 20:14:04 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, "TopDog" <topdog_bossfan(nospm)@hotmail.com> puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Alien
Meatballs
Escape From Alcatraz!

You played sports in high school, but you weren’t all that good. You prefer thin women but the ones you wind up dating tend to be a little bit on the chunky side.

You would like to own an expensive sports coupe and you like 80’s metal music.

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River Runs Through It
The Last Seduction
Casablanca

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The Magnficent Bastard
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On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 00:17:33 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Ron Andrews puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
The Sterile Cuckoo
The Cuckoo

You have an unsightly mole on you face and are very self conscious about it.



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On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 00:17:33 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Ron Andrews puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
The Sterile Cuckoo
The Cuckoo

You have an unsightly mole on you face and are very self conscious about it.

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pinch
Oct 5, 2003
Barry Smith wrote:
In message
The Magnficent Bastard wrote:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Badlands
Picnic at Hanging Rock

I just watched this last night and I found it hypnotic. So much so that I was asleep right around the part where the two boys go back to the rock to look for Miranda (cute!) and one was carried away in a stretcher.

So what happened? Did a dingo eat them?

Logan’s Run

Barry

Eagles may soar, but weasels aren’t sucked into jet engines.
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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 5, 2003
On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 20:24:07 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, pinch puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

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The Magnficent Bastard
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On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 00:39:38 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, John puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

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I just reported you to your ISP, pal.

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History of the World Pt1

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

The Ghost and Mr. Chicken.

You tend not to care what others think about you but you are very critical of others. You’ve recently contemplated looking for a new job but will probably just stay in the one you’re at and continue to complain about it.

CAN YOU SEE ME THRU MY COMPUTER?!?!?!?!! QUICK, WHAT AM I DOING RIGHT NOW!?!?!?!!"!":@#



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John McGuirk
Oct 5, 2003
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On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 19:43:47 -0500, The Magnficent Bastard
wrote:
On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 00:17:33 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Ron Andrews puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
The Sterile Cuckoo
The Cuckoo

You have an unsightly mole on you face and are very self conscious about it.

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Ron Andrews
Oct 5, 2003
"The Magnficent Bastard" wrote in
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On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 00:17:33 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Ron Andrews puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
The Sterile Cuckoo
The Cuckoo

You have an unsightly mole on you face and are very self conscious about it.

OK, now I’ll give you my real list:

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
The Return of the Jedi
It’s a Wonderful Life
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IrvingJanis
Oct 5, 2003
On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 20:24:07 -0400, pinch said :
:
The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.


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Swashbuckler
Best in Show
Magnolia
Sunset Boulevard

Guffman >>>>>> Best In Show.
TM
The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 5, 2003
On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 01:17:29 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Ron Andrews puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

"The Magnficent Bastard" wrote in
message
On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 00:17:33 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Ron Andrews puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
The Sterile Cuckoo
The Cuckoo

You have an unsightly mole on you face and are very self conscious about it.

OK, now I’ll give you my real list:

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
The Return of the Jedi
It’s a Wonderful Life

You wear baseball hats a lot and consider Dockers to be sort of "dressy". The wallpaper on your computer is probably a picture of a female celebrity.


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Oct 5, 2003
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Mike
Oct 5, 2003
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at wrote on 10/4/03 5:56 PM:

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Posting is a privilege, not a right!

Posting into a newsgroup is a right that has been paid for.

":^) ®


Mike

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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 5, 2003
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Mike
Oct 5, 2003
in article JiKfb.1825$, Ron Andrews at
wrote on 10/4/03 6:17 PM:

"The Magnficent Bastard" wrote in
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On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 00:17:33 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Ron Andrews puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
The Sterile Cuckoo
The Cuckoo

You have an unsightly mole on you face and are very self conscious about it.

OK, now I’ll give you my real list:

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
The Return of the Jedi
It’s a Wonderful Life

You heroworship.


Mike

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Put some fun in your next logo!

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Fungusamungus
Oct 5, 2003
Good Fellas
Any Godzilla movie
Princess Mononoke
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XXX-RIR
Oct 5, 2003
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chibitul
Oct 5, 2003
In article ,
The Magnficent Bastard wrote:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

amadeus
ransom
seinfeld
TM
The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 5, 2003
On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 21:55:09 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, pinch puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 20:24:07 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, pinch puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.


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pinch
Oct 5, 2003
The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 20:24:07 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, pinch puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.


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Swashbuckler
Best in Show
Magnolia
Sunset Boulevard

I commend you on your taste in movies, although I’m a bit perplexed by your listing of Swashbuckler. Since I clearly specified *three* movies, I’ll leave that one out as I do my analysis.

I request a do-over as I’m fairly shallow, seldom troubled and never home. Leave out Magnolia and include Swashbuckler. Begin.

You are much deeper and complex person than most of your friends might think. You are very compassionate and when something upsets you, it sticks with you for a long time. You tend to get bored easily and like variety and excitement, yet you find yourself staying at home more than you’d like to.

PS,

Have you seen Waiting for Guffman?

Do you have any idea how many people ask this question once Best in Show has been identified as a favorite film? Do you?
TM
The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 5, 2003
On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 01:53:20 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, chibitul puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

In article ,
The Magnficent Bastard wrote:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

amadeus
ransom
seinfeld

Seinfeld is not a movie.


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TM
The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 5, 2003
On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 22:07:59 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, pinch puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 21:55:09 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, pinch puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 20:24:07 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, pinch puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.


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pinch
Oct 5, 2003
The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 21:55:09 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, pinch puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 20:24:07 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, pinch puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.


Magnificent Bastard Productions 2003 ©

http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com

Swashbuckler
Best in Show
Magnolia
Sunset Boulevard

I commend you on your taste in movies, although I’m a bit perplexed by your listing of Swashbuckler. Since I clearly specified *three* movies, I’ll leave that one out as I do my analysis.

I request a do-over as I’m fairly shallow, seldom troubled and never home. Leave out Magnolia and include Swashbuckler. Begin.

You are not as deep as one might initially think. In fact, you are fairly shallow. Nothing seems to trouble you very often and you are away from home frequently.

This is a total ripoff. I want my money back.

You are much deeper and complex person than most of your friends might think. You are very compassionate and when something upsets you, it sticks with you for a long time. You tend to get bored easily and like variety and excitement, yet you find yourself staying at home more than you’d like to.

PS,

Have you seen Waiting for Guffman?

Do you have any idea how many people ask this question once Best in Show has been identified as a favorite film? Do you?

Yes.


Magnificent Bastard Productions 2003 ©

http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
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AnonnyMoose
Oct 5, 2003
Ghost Dog
Pulp Fiction
Wild at Heart

Tell me, o Magnificent Bastard!
Karen

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chibitul
Oct 5, 2003
In article ,
The Magnficent Bastard wrote:

On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 01:53:20 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, chibitul puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

In article ,
The Magnficent Bastard wrote:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

amadeus
ransom
seinfeld

Seinfeld is not a movie.

ok, then again:

amadeus
ransom
cinema paradiso
TM
The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 5, 2003
On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 19:36:52 -0700, in alt.tv.real-world, AnonnyMoose puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Ghost Dog
Pulp Fiction
Wild at Heart

Tell me, o Magnificent Bastard!
Karen

Ghost Dog………..is that the one that stars Forrest Whitaker?

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Crow Jack
Oct 5, 2003
The Usual Suspects
Lawrence of Arabia
Mountains of the Moon
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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 5, 2003
On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 02:41:23 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, chibitul puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

In article ,
The Magnficent Bastard wrote:

On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 01:53:20 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, chibitul puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

In article ,
The Magnficent Bastard wrote:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

amadeus
ransom
seinfeld

Seinfeld is not a movie.

ok, then again:

amadeus
ransom
cinema paradiso

You like tropical drinks and mexican food. You feel uncomfortable when meeting someone new and sometimes feel nervous in large crowds.


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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 5, 2003
On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 21:45:52 -0500, in alt.tv.sopranos, Crow Jack puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Usual Suspects
Lawrence of Arabia
Mountains of the Moon

You like figuring out how things work. You change your own oil rather than take it in to be changed. You probably smoke.

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chibitul
Oct 5, 2003
In article ,
The Magnficent Bastard wrote:

amadeus
ransom
cinema paradiso

You like tropical drinks and mexican food. You feel uncomfortable when meeting someone new and sometimes feel nervous in large crowds.

you are way off! hahaha!
TM
The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 5, 2003
On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 23:04:35 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, pinch puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 22:07:59 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, pinch puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 21:55:09 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, pinch puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 20:24:07 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, pinch puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.


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pinch
Oct 5, 2003
The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 22:07:59 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, pinch puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 21:55:09 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, pinch puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 20:24:07 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, pinch puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.


Magnificent Bastard Productions 2003 ©

http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com

Swashbuckler
Best in Show
Magnolia
Sunset Boulevard

I commend you on your taste in movies, although I’m a bit perplexed by your listing of Swashbuckler. Since I clearly specified *three* movies, I’ll leave that one out as I do my analysis.

I request a do-over as I’m fairly shallow, seldom troubled and never home. Leave out Magnolia and include Swashbuckler. Begin.

You are not as deep as one might initially think. In fact, you are fairly shallow. Nothing seems to trouble you very often and you are away from home frequently.

This is a total ripoff. I want my money back.

Send me your credit card number so I can issue you a credit.

What do you take me for? Some kind of fool?

You are much deeper and complex person than most of your friends might think. You are very compassionate and when something upsets you, it sticks with you for a long time. You tend to get bored easily and like variety and excitement, yet you find yourself staying at home more than you’d like to.

PS,

Have you seen Waiting for Guffman?

Do you have any idea how many people ask this question once Best in Show has been identified as a favorite film? Do you?

Yes.


Magnificent Bastard Productions 2003 ©

http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com


Magnificent Bastard Productions 2003 ©

http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
J
jean
Oct 5, 2003
The road warrior
The matrix
A fish called Wanda

Jean

"The Magnficent Bastard" a
RA
Ron Andrews
Oct 5, 2003
"The Magnficent Bastard" wrote in
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On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 01:17:29 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Ron Andrews puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

"The Magnficent Bastard" wrote
in
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On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 00:17:33 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Ron Andrews puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
The Sterile Cuckoo
The Cuckoo

You have an unsightly mole on you face and are very self conscious
about
it.

OK, now I’ll give you my real list:

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
The Return of the Jedi
It’s a Wonderful Life

You wear baseball hats a lot and consider Dockers to be sort of "dressy". The wallpaper on your computer is probably a picture of a female celebrity.


Magnificent Bastard Productions 2003
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lyssonlyne
Oct 5, 2003
The Magnficent Bastard …
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.
============================================================ =================== This is Spinal Tap
Chinatown
To Kill a Mockingbird
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billyi
Oct 5, 2003
"chibitul" wrote in message news:ch1b1tul-

cinema paradiso

I liked that one a lot…it manages to embody that magic that many of us find in movies.
Very touching, too.
EG
Eric Gisin
Oct 5, 2003
How did you figure that out, there is no nntp-posting-host. I see an alt.net message ID though.

"John" wrote in message
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| On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 19:43:47 -0500, The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
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Walker
Oct 5, 2003
The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Lola Rennt
Krzysztof Kieslowski’s Blue, White, and Red
Seven Samurai
DP
Digital Puer
Oct 5, 2003
The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

The Graduate
Fight Club
Midnight Cowboy
M
me
Oct 5, 2003
A River Runs Through It
The Last Seduction
Casablanca

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swimmdiva
Oct 5, 2003
On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 17:25:41 -0500, The Magnficent Bastard wrote:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

While You Were Sleeping
You’ve Got Mail
When Harry Met Sally

Ms.Jaime
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swimmdiva
Oct 5, 2003
On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 19:51:16 -0400, "TopDog"
<topdog_bossfan(nospm)@hotmail.com> wrote:

Atta boy, Luther!

LOL!!!

Ms.Jaime
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swimmdiva
Oct 5, 2003
On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 21:10:17 -0400, "John McGuirk" <,com> wrote:

"John" wrote in message
REPORTING ABUSE
To report the posting of spam, copyright or illegal media, email only
the header of the posted message (DO NOT ATTACH
ANY FILE) to

Done

what was done?

That last poster being a party pooper.

Ms.Jaime
S
swimmdiva
Oct 5, 2003
On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 00:39:38 GMT, John wrote:

Legal Terms and Conditions of Use:
SPAM, FLOODING, POSTING OF BINARIES TO NON-BINARY GROUPS AND CHILD PORNOGRAPHY We have ZERO tolerance for spammers, flooders or child pornographers.
What is SPAM? It is any post(s) that is unwanted in the group it was posted to. In short, if a group has a FAQ against
commercial ads and you post a commercial ad, even a tag line … on topic or not … you are spamming.

Posting is a privilege, not a right! If you post spam, flood, post binaries to non-binary groups, or post child
pornography, your account and or posting privileges may be revoked and you may be billed (at the discretion of the
System Administrator) for the cleanup, at $200.00 (US) per hour, plus any collections and or attorney’s fee’s incurred
in collection of this fee, KJE Digital Productions, Inc. reserves the right, to turn off the posting privileges for any
reason.

*PLONK*

I *hate* whiners.

Ms.Jaime
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XXX-RIR
Oct 5, 2003
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K
kiewicz
Oct 5, 2003
The Magnficent Bastard said:
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

1) It’s impossible to choose only three.
2) I can say that I have the complete works on DVD of the Coen brothers and of Kevin Smith.
3) I can maybe say that three of my favorite *moments* in cinema occur in The Third Man, Yojimbo, and hmmm… Raising Arizona? Princess Mononoke? But I wouldn’t say they were my favorite movies (though they rate quite high).
4) Dr. Strangelove is as nearly perfectly plotted and realized on film as any
movie ever made


Pat K.

Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced. (attributed to Don Marti)
D
dr-solo
Oct 5, 2003
jeeeez… get a life. this is nothing but fun. Ingrid

John wrote:

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SPAM, FLOODING, POSTING OF BINARIES TO NON-BINARY GROUPS AND CHILD PORNOGRAPHY We have ZERO tolerance for spammers, flooders or child pornographers.
What is SPAM? It is any post(s) that is unwanted in the group it was posted to. In short, if a group has a FAQ against
commercial ads and you post a commercial ad, even a tag line … on topic or not … you are spamming.

Posting is a privilege, not a right! If you post spam, flood, post binaries to non-binary groups, or post child
pornography, your account and or posting privileges may be revoked and you may be billed (at the discretion of the
System Administrator) for the cleanup, at $200.00 (US) per hour, plus any collections and or attorney’s fee’s incurred
in collection of this fee, KJE Digital Productions, Inc. reserves the right, to turn off the posting privileges for any
reason.

On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 17:25:41 -0500, The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

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dc
Oct 5, 2003
LOL!
On 10/5/03 4:22 AM, in article blokcn$d2b$,
"mark_digital©" wrote:

"mark_digital©" wrote in message
"The Magnficent Bastard" wrote in
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Terminator 1
Terminator 2
Terminator 3
Hmmm. No response. Must be I’m in your kilfile.

ST
Salty Thumb
Oct 5, 2003
The Magnficent Bastard wrote in
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On 4 Oct 2003 23:45:54 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, George Kerby puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

On 10/4/03 5:25 PM, in article
, "The Magnficent Bastard"
wrote:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.
Deep Throat
Debbie Does Dallas
Behind the Green Door

You have difficulty forming meaningful relationships with people. You’ve probably placed or replied to an online personals ad. The cell phone you use is two years old or older and you need a haircut.

You are an old guy.
You have at one point been disappointed with your sex life. You have fantasies about young scantily clad women jumping out off giant birthday cakes.
ST
Salty Thumb
Oct 5, 2003
"Fungusamungus" wrote in news:VxKfb.22857$kD3.1257 @nwrdny03.gnilink.net:

Good Fellas
Any Godzilla movie
Princess Mononoke

You enjoy eating pizza.
You’ve been to Japan or wish you’d had.
You like to watch anime.
GK
George Kerby
Oct 5, 2003
On 10/4/03 7:39 PM, in article ,
"John" wrote:

Legal Terms and Conditions of Use:
SPAM, FLOODING, POSTING OF BINARIES TO NON-BINARY GROUPS AND CHILD PORNOGRAPHY We have ZERO tolerance for spammers, flooders or child pornographers.
What is SPAM? It is any post(s) that is unwanted in the group it was posted to. In short, if a group has a FAQ against
commercial ads and you post a commercial ad, even a tag line … on topic or not … you are spamming.

Posting is a privilege, not a right! If you post spam, flood, post binaries to non-binary groups, or post child
pornography, your account and or posting privileges may be revoked and you may be billed (at the discretion of the
System Administrator) for the cleanup, at $200.00 (US) per hour, plus any collections and or attorney’s fee’s incurred
in collection of this fee, KJE Digital Productions, Inc. reserves the right, to turn off the posting privileges for any
reason.
You know it would be real nice to know WHICH FRIGGIN GROUP you are talking about, MORON! You cross posted to 5 real and 1 imaginary group. Because of that I have to respond to all

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George Kerby
Oct 5, 2003
On 10/4/03 7:32 PM, in article , "The
Magnficent Bastard" wrote:

On 4 Oct 2003 23:45:54 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, George Kerby puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

On 10/4/03 5:25 PM, in article , "The
Magnficent Bastard" wrote:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.
Deep Throat
Debbie Does Dallas
Behind the Green Door

You have difficulty forming meaningful relationships with people. You’ve probably placed or replied to an online personals ad. The cell phone you use is two years old or older and you need a haircut.
You forgot to mention my alcoholic St. Bernard. Just got the haircut Friday…

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On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 23:22:14 GMT,
(Wavy G) said:
I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Jim Mitchell’s mom.
Star Wars
Godfather I (and II)
Raiders of the Lost Ark

You like the same movies as everywon else. You lack identity and originality.

i have never seen any of the indiana jones movies. am i missing anything?

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Oct 5, 2003
On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 00:44:53 GMT, John said:
REPORTING ABUSE
To report the posting of spam, copyright or illegal media, email only the header of the posted message (DO NOT ATTACH
ANY FILE) to

Done

you are a big man, "john smith" (if that’s even your name). it takes a strong person to report usenet abuse. also, i’d like to congratulate you for having no other bigger things to worry about in your life, other than making sure the streets of usenet are clean. bravo, john smith. bravo.

On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 19:43:47 -0500, The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 00:17:33 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Ron Andrews puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
The Sterile Cuckoo
The Cuckoo

You have an unsightly mole on you face and are very self conscious about it.

TM
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Oct 5, 2003
On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 23:19:51 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, jean puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The road warrior
The matrix
A fish called Wanda

You don’t go to church very often…….or if you do, you often find yourself questioning the existence of God. You’ve been wondering if you should try one of the new adult Happy Meals at Mcdonalds’.

Jean

"The Magnficent Bastard" a
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Oct 5, 2003
On 4 Oct 2003 20:29:37 -0700, in alt.tv.sopranos, jeff liss puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard …
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.
============================================================ =================== This is Spinal Tap
Chinatown
To Kill a Mockingbird

You’ve always wanted to own your own business, but you don’t know where to get started. You sometimes laugh at inappropriate moments and you wonder why more people don’t like you.


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Oct 5, 2003
On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 21:03:53 -0700, in alt.tv.sopranos, Eric Gisin puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

How did you figure that out, there is no nntp-posting-host. I see an alt.net message ID though.

He didn’t figure anything out. You see, he’s stupid.

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|
| On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 19:43:47 -0500, The Magnficent Bastard wrote:


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On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 00:13:03 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Walker puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Lola Rennt
Krzysztof Kieslowski’s Blue, White, and Red

Blue, White and Red are a trilogy of films. Therefore you have listed *five* films, when I clearly stated that you should list your *three* favorites.

Sorry, you’re disqualified.

Seven Samurai


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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 5, 2003
On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 21:39:42 -0700, in alt.tv.sopranos, Digital Puer puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

The Graduate
Fight Club
Midnight Cowboy

You tend to struggle with depression and often ponder the "meaning" of life. You’d like to do something more creative or worthwhile than your current job, but you feel like you’re stuck with what you’ve got.


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AnonnyMoose
Oct 5, 2003
Yes, Forrest Whitaker in Ghost Dog.

karen

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On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 19:36:52 -0700, in alt.tv.real-world, AnonnyMoose puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Ghost Dog
Pulp Fiction
Wild at Heart

Tell me, o Magnificent Bastard!
Karen

Ghost Dog………..is that the one that stars Forrest Whitaker?
"The Magnficent Bastard" wrote
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On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 00:46:45 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Ms. Jaime puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 17:25:41 -0500, The Magnficent Bastard wrote:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

While You Were Sleeping
You’ve Got Mail
When Harry Met Sally

You’re a friendly, outgoing person with lots of friends and acquaintances. You dream of a fairy tale romance in your life one day, even though you’re wise enough to know it will never happen.

PS,

You sound hot, what are you wearing?

Ms.Jaime


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Oct 5, 2003
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 04:22:04 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, mark_digital
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Oct 5, 2003
On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 05:11:42 -0500, in alt.tv.sopranos, Pat Kiewicz puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard said:
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

1) It’s impossible to choose only three.
2) I can say that I have the complete works on DVD of the Coen brothers and of Kevin Smith.
3) I can maybe say that three of my favorite *moments* in cinema occur in The Third Man, Yojimbo, and hmmm… Raising Arizona? Princess Mononoke? But I wouldn’t say they were my favorite movies (though they rate quite high).
4) Dr. Strangelove is as nearly perfectly plotted and realized on film as any
movie ever made

You talk with your hands. A lot.


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John
Oct 5, 2003
The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.


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Better Off Dead
Pulp Fiction
Boys in the Hood
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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 5, 2003
On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 15:09:00 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Salty Thumb puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

"Fungusamungus" wrote in news:VxKfb.22857$kD3.1257 @nwrdny03.gnilink.net:

Good Fellas
Any Godzilla movie
Princess Mononoke

You enjoy eating pizza.
You’ve been to Japan or wish you’d had.
You like to watch anime.

Start your own thread, you amateur.



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On 5 Oct 2003 15:22:31 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, George Kerby puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

On 10/4/03 7:39 PM, in article ,
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On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 08:57:02 -0700, in alt.tv.sopranos, marci puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 23:22:14 GMT,
(Wavy G) said:
I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Jim Mitchell’s mom.
Star Wars
Godfather I (and II)
Raiders of the Lost Ark

You like the same movies as everywon else. You lack identity and originality.

i have never seen any of the indiana jones movies. am i missing anything?

No, not at all.

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Oct 5, 2003
The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 00:13:03 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Walker puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Lola Rennt
Krzysztof Kieslowski’s Blue, White, and Red

Blue, White and Red are a trilogy of films. Therefore you have listed *five* films, when I clearly stated that you should list your *three* favorites.

Sorry, you’re disqualified.

Please give me another chance? Pretty please with sugar on top?

Fargo, Pulp Fiction, Groundhog Day.

Seven Samurai
TM
The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 5, 2003
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 09:48:37 -0700, in alt.tv.sopranos, AnonnyMoose puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Yes, Forrest Whitaker in Ghost Dog.

karen

You have very strong opinions and aren’t afraid to voice them…..some people might even think you’re argumentative. You like to watch other people dance, but don’t like to do it yourself. You have very vivid, erotic, sexual fantasies.

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On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 19:36:52 -0700, in alt.tv.real-world, AnonnyMoose puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Ghost Dog
Pulp Fiction
Wild at Heart

Tell me, o Magnificent Bastard!
Karen

Ghost Dog………..is that the one that stars Forrest Whitaker?
"The Magnficent Bastard" wrote
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On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 09:59:23 -0700, in alt.tv.sopranos, John puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.


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On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 13:04:22 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Walker puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 00:13:03 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Walker puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Lola Rennt
Krzysztof Kieslowski’s Blue, White, and Red

Blue, White and Red are a trilogy of films. Therefore you have listed *five* films, when I clearly stated that you should list your *three* favorites.

Sorry, you’re disqualified.

Please give me another chance? Pretty please with sugar on top?
Fargo, Pulp Fiction, Groundhog Day.

You changed the foreign flims to Fargo and *Groundhog Day*?!?!

I’ll have to give this some thought….

Seven Samurai


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Walker
Oct 5, 2003
The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 13:04:22 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Walker puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 00:13:03 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Walker puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Lola Rennt
Krzysztof Kieslowski’s Blue, White, and Red

Blue, White and Red are a trilogy of films. Therefore you have listed *five* films, when I clearly stated that you should list your *three* favorites.

Sorry, you’re disqualified.

Please give me another chance? Pretty please with sugar on top?
Fargo, Pulp Fiction, Groundhog Day.

You changed the foreign flims to Fargo and *Groundhog Day*?!?!
I’ll have to give this some thought….

I thought you asked for MY favorites, not yours.

Seven Samurai
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IrvingJanis
Oct 5, 2003
Excellent analyses, you Magnificent Bastard you.
S
Steve
Oct 5, 2003
What I don’t understand is WHY this is posted to so many off topic posts.

When replying, TAKE OUT THE OTHER GROUPS!

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AnonnyMoose
Oct 5, 2003
Woo hoo! Right on.
karen

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On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 09:48:37 -0700, in alt.tv.sopranos, AnonnyMoose puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

You have very strong opinions and aren’t afraid to voice them…..some people might even think you’re argumentative. You like to watch other people dance, but don’t like to do it yourself. You have very vivid, erotic, sexual fantasies.

"The Magnficent Bastard" wrote
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On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 19:36:52 -0700, in alt.tv.real-world, AnonnyMoose puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Ghost Dog
Pulp Fiction
Wild at Heart

Tell me, o Magnificent Bastard!
Karen

Ghost Dog………..is that the one that stars Forrest Whitaker?
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paghat
Oct 5, 2003
In article <1TZfb.27057$>, "Phrederik"
wrote:

What I don’t understand is WHY this is posted to so many off topic posts.
When replying, TAKE OUT THE OTHER GROUPS!

You first.


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Mike
Oct 5, 2003
in article , Digital Puer at
wrote on 10/4/03 9:39 PM:

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

The Graduate
Fight Club
Midnight Cowboy

You have a thing for D.Hoffman.


Mike

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Mike
Oct 5, 2003
in article , Ms. Jaime at
wrote on 10/4/03 9:46 PM:

On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 17:25:41 -0500, The Magnficent Bastard wrote:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

While You Were Sleeping
You’ve Got Mail
When Harry Met Sally

You need a lover.


Mike

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Mike
Oct 5, 2003
in article blokcn$d2b$
wrote on 10/5/03 1:22 AM:

"mark_digital©" wrote in message
"The Magnficent Bastard" wrote in
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Terminator 1
Terminator 2
Terminator 3
Hmmm. No response. Must be I’m in your kilfile.

You like shiny things.


Mike

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Put some fun in your next logo!

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IrvingJanis
Oct 5, 2003
On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 19:00:13 GMT, "Phrederik" said : :
What I don’t understand is WHY this is posted to so many off topic posts.

When you type more than one newsgroup in the top of the message, it sends it to all you have entered at the same time. This phenomenon is known as "Cross Posting", and usually results in the "cross-posted" newsgroup members becoming upset over the deluge of off-topic posts in their newsgroup. It’s fun to watch these people reply themselves to the crossposted groups asking people to stop crossposting, as if they think it were somehow done without mischievous intention or in good faith. In fact, the only reason it was done was to create irate demands to stop the crossposting.

When replying, TAKE OUT THE OTHER GROUPS!

How would that be fun? That would defeat the purpose of crossposting.
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Mike
Oct 5, 2003
in article , Pat Kiewicz at
wrote on 10/5/03 3:11 AM:

The Magnficent Bastard said:
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

1) It’s impossible to choose only three.
2) I can say that I have the complete works on DVD of the Coen brothers and of Kevin Smith.
3) I can maybe say that three of my favorite *moments* in cinema occur in The Third Man, Yojimbo, and hmmm… Raising Arizona? Princess Mononoke? But I wouldn’t say they were my favorite movies (though they rate quite high).
4) Dr. Strangelove is as nearly perfectly plotted and realized on film as any
movie ever made

You think of yourself as crippled in more than one way.


Mike

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Put some fun in your next logo!

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Barry Smith
Oct 5, 2003
In message
pinch wrote:

Barry Smith wrote:

Picnic at Hanging Rock

I just watched this last night and I found it hypnotic. So much so that I was asleep right around the part where the two boys go back to the rock to look for Miranda (cute!) and one was carried away in a stretcher.

So what happened? Did a dingo eat them?

It’s a while since I saw the film, but as I remember it the end is still a mystery. Maybe they were abducted by aliens ? 🙂

Have a read at http://www.suntimes.com/ebert/greatmovies/hanging_rock.html

Barry

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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swimmdiva
Oct 5, 2003
On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 12:48:38 -0700, mike wrote:

You need a lover.

You offering……and are you emotionally available as well as physically available? LOL

Ms.Jaime
S
swimmdiva
Oct 5, 2003
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 11:50:53 -0500, The Magnficent Bastard wrote:

You’re a friendly, outgoing person with lots of friends and acquaintances.

That part is somewhat true…..at least the friends and acquaintances part but they all reside in different areas of Ontario.

You dream of a fairy tale romance in your life one day,

I’ve stopped doing that *long* ago. It is too hard on my delicate heart.

even though you’re wise enough to know it will never happen.

At least not in *this* lifetime. Sadly. 🙁

PS,

You sound hot,

Not hot…so *not* hot.
(I’m *hoping* one day but at the moment I’m not)

what are you wearing?

Clothing. LOL

Ms.Jaime
S
swimmdiva
Oct 5, 2003
On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 15:54:58 -0400, Ms. Jaime
wrote:

On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 12:48:38 -0700, mike wrote:

You need a lover.

You offering……and are you emotionally available as well as physically available? LOL

Oh and do you live with your parents and are over the age of 30?………..
because if you do then that is a real *turn-off* for me along with smoking and drinking.

Just thought I’d mention. 🙂

Ms.Jaime
M
Mike
Oct 5, 2003
in article , The Magnficent Bastard
at wrote on 10/5/03 9:59 AM:

Start your own thread, you amateur.

You are anal retentive. Have a strong need to control yourself and others.


Mike

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Put some fun in your next logo!

Site at: http://www.artistmike.com
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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 5, 2003
On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 12:51:43 -0700, in alt.tv.sopranos, mike puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

in article , Pat Kiewicz at
wrote on 10/5/03 3:11 AM:

The Magnficent Bastard said:
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

1) It’s impossible to choose only three.
2) I can say that I have the complete works on DVD of the Coen brothers and of Kevin Smith.
3) I can maybe say that three of my favorite *moments* in cinema occur in The Third Man, Yojimbo, and hmmm… Raising Arizona? Princess Mononoke? But I wouldn’t say they were my favorite movies (though they rate quite high).
4) Dr. Strangelove is as nearly perfectly plotted and realized on film as any
movie ever made

You think of yourself as crippled in more than one way.

Get your own thread, retard.



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Oct 5, 2003
On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 13:05:37 -0700, in alt.tv.sopranos, mike puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

in article , The Magnficent Bastard
at wrote on 10/5/03 9:59 AM:

Start your own thread, you amateur.

You are anal retentive. Have a strong need to control yourself and others.

I think you should go paint a pretty picture, Mr. Artist.



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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 5, 2003
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 13:21:35 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Walker puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 13:04:22 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Walker puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 00:13:03 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Walker puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Lola Rennt
Krzysztof Kieslowski’s Blue, White, and Red

Blue, White and Red are a trilogy of films. Therefore you have listed *five* films, when I clearly stated that you should list your *three* favorites.

Sorry, you’re disqualified.

Please give me another chance? Pretty please with sugar on top?
Fargo, Pulp Fiction, Groundhog Day.

You changed the foreign flims to Fargo and *Groundhog Day*?!?!
I’ll have to give this some thought….

I thought you asked for MY favorites, not yours.

I can see that you’re getting confused again.

Seven Samurai


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Chopper
Oct 5, 2003
You are anal retentive. Have a strong need to control yourself and
others.
I think you should go paint a pretty picture, Mr. Artist.

You use an old 1980’s software program which was supposed to be a party feature.

It uses title words, not movie synopses to randomly generate personality interpretations.

You go to garage sales and flea markets.

;-))
I
IUHOOSIERS64
Oct 5, 2003
The Magnficent Bastard …
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Hoosiers
North by Northwest
Tombstone
W
Walker
Oct 5, 2003
The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 13:21:35 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Walker puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 13:04:22 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Walker puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 00:13:03 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Walker puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Lola Rennt
Krzysztof Kieslowski’s Blue, White, and Red

Blue, White and Red are a trilogy of films. Therefore you have listed *five* films, when I clearly stated that you should list your *three* favorites.

Sorry, you’re disqualified.

Please give me another chance? Pretty please with sugar on top?
Fargo, Pulp Fiction, Groundhog Day.

You changed the foreign flims to Fargo and *Groundhog Day*?!?!
I’ll have to give this some thought….

I thought you asked for MY favorites, not yours.

I can see that you’re getting confused again.

No, I’m not but better luck next time. Are you done thinking yet?

Seven Samurai
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Walker
Oct 5, 2003
The Magnificent Bastard wrote:
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 18:25:19 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Walker puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 13:21:35 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Walker puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 13:04:22 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Walker puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 00:13:03 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Walker puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Lola Rennt
Krzysztof Kieslowski’s Blue, White, and Red

Blue, White and Red are a trilogy of films. Therefore you have listed *five* films, when I clearly stated that you should list your *three* favorites.

Sorry, you’re disqualified.

Please give me another chance? Pretty please with sugar on top?
Fargo, Pulp Fiction, Groundhog Day.

You changed the foreign flims to Fargo and *Groundhog Day*?!?!
I’ll have to give this some thought….

I thought you asked for MY favorites, not yours.

I can see that you’re getting confused again.

No, I’m not but better luck next time. Are you done thinking yet?

Better luck with what?

Thinking.

Seven Samurai
TM
The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 5, 2003
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 18:25:19 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Walker puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 13:21:35 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Walker puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 13:04:22 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Walker puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 00:13:03 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Walker puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Lola Rennt
Krzysztof Kieslowski’s Blue, White, and Red

Blue, White and Red are a trilogy of films. Therefore you have listed *five* films, when I clearly stated that you should list your *three* favorites.

Sorry, you’re disqualified.

Please give me another chance? Pretty please with sugar on top?
Fargo, Pulp Fiction, Groundhog Day.

You changed the foreign flims to Fargo and *Groundhog Day*?!?!
I’ll have to give this some thought….

I thought you asked for MY favorites, not yours.

I can see that you’re getting confused again.

No, I’m not but better luck next time. Are you done thinking yet?

Better luck with what?

Seven Samurai


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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 5, 2003
On 5 Oct 2003 15:22:07 -0700, in alt.tv.sopranos, iufan puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard …
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Hoosiers
North by Northwest
Tombstone

You don’t understand the whole snow boarding and skate boarding craze and think the kids who take place in those activities are "punks". You consider yourself "outdoorsy" yet rarely spend much time outside.


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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 5, 2003
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 18:31:43 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Walker puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnificent Bastard wrote:
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 18:25:19 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Walker puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 13:21:35 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Walker puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 13:04:22 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Walker puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 00:13:03 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Walker puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Lola Rennt
Krzysztof Kieslowski’s Blue, White, and Red

Blue, White and Red are a trilogy of films. Therefore you have listed *five* films, when I clearly stated that you should list your *three* favorites.

Sorry, you’re disqualified.

Please give me another chance? Pretty please with sugar on top?
Fargo, Pulp Fiction, Groundhog Day.

You changed the foreign flims to Fargo and *Groundhog Day*?!?!
I’ll have to give this some thought….

I thought you asked for MY favorites, not yours.

I can see that you’re getting confused again.

No, I’m not but better luck next time. Are you done thinking yet?

Better luck with what?

Thinking.

You’re the one who listed 5 movies when I *clearly* said only 3.

Maybe *you* need some luck with your thinking. Ever *think* of that? Hmmmm?

Seven Samurai


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Frank ess
Oct 5, 2003
Young Frankenstein

Sergeant York

Midnight Run
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Walker
Oct 5, 2003
The Magnificent Bastard wrote:
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 18:31:43 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Walker puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnificent Bastard wrote:
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 18:25:19 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Walker puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 13:21:35 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Walker puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 13:04:22 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Walker puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 00:13:03 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Walker puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Lola Rennt
Krzysztof Kieslowski’s Blue, White, and Red

Blue, White and Red are a trilogy of films. Therefore you have listed *five* films, when I clearly stated that you should list your *three* favorites.

Sorry, you’re disqualified.

Please give me another chance? Pretty please with sugar on top?

Fargo, Pulp Fiction, Groundhog Day.

You changed the foreign flims to Fargo and *Groundhog Day*?!?!
I’ll have to give this some thought….

I thought you asked for MY favorites, not yours.

I can see that you’re getting confused again.

No, I’m not but better luck next time. Are you done thinking yet?

Better luck with what?

Thinking.

You’re the one who listed 5 movies when I *clearly* said only 3.
Maybe *you* need some luck with your thinking. Ever *think* of that? Hmmmm?

YOU’RE A MEANIE! WAAAAAAA WAAAAAAA WAAAAAA

Seven Samurai
TM
The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 5, 2003
On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 22:48:04 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Frank ess puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Young Frankenstein

Sergeant York

Midnight Run

You recently had some health concerns, but were relieved to find out that it was nothing serious. You enjoy a good steak, but worry about eating too much red meat. You’d like to learn how to play backgammon, but don’t have a playing partner.


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Walker
Oct 5, 2003
mike wrote:
in article , The Magnficent
Bastard at wrote on 10/5/03
9:59 AM:

Start your own thread, you amateur.

You are anal retentive. Have a strong need to control yourself and others.

Artist Mike, you seem to be right on target.

My favorite movies are Fight Club, Blade Runner (director’s cut) and Office Space. Whaddya think?
TM
The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 5, 2003
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 19:15:16 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Walker puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

mike wrote:
in article , The Magnficent
Bastard at wrote on 10/5/03
9:59 AM:

Start your own thread, you amateur.

You are anal retentive. Have a strong need to control yourself and others.

Artist Mike, you seem to be right on target.

It was only a matter of time before the Walker/mikeartist alliance was formed…

My favorite movies are Fight Club, Blade Runner (director’s cut) and Office Space. Whaddya think?


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three-and-a-half-inch
Oct 6, 2003
I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with marci’s mom.

On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 23:22:14 GMT,
(Wavy G) said:
I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Jim Mitchell’s mom.
Star Wars
Godfather I (and II)
Raiders of the Lost Ark

You like the same movies as everywon else. You lack identity and originality.

i have never seen any of the indiana jones movies. am i missing anything?

You are missing the Indiana Jones movies. How hard was that to figure out?

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Not Very
Oct 6, 2003
On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 17:25:41 -0500, The Magnficent Bastard wrote:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Apocalypse Now
Blues Brothers
The Wanderers.
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RT
Oct 6, 2003
Tremors

The 13th Warrior

Oh Brother Where Art Thou..

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IrvingJanis
Oct 6, 2003
On Mon, 06 Oct 2003 12:12:02 +1000, Not Very said :
:
On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 17:25:41 -0500, The Magnficent Bastard wrote:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Apocalypse Now
Blues Brothers
The Wanderers.

Your dog secretly hates you and drags his butt across your pillow when you are gone. You have bacteria growing in your underwears, and your mother is turned on by the scent of your farts.
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kelly33
Oct 6, 2003
The Magnficent Bastard …
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

This Is Spinal Tap
Magnolia
Chasing Amy
TM
The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 6, 2003
On Mon, 06 Oct 2003 12:12:02 +1000, in alt.tv.real-world, Not Very puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 17:25:41 -0500, The Magnficent Bastard wrote:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Apocalypse Now
Blues Brothers
The Wanderers.

You still laugh at gay jokes. You haven’t purchased a new suit in a long time. You’d like to go on vacation soon but don’t really want to spend the money right now.


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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 6, 2003
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 19:13:34 -0700, in alt.tv.real-world, RT puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Tremors

The 13th Warrior

Oh Brother Where Art Thou..

You own at least one gun. You didn’t go see Matrix 2 but will rent it when it becomes available. You like chili.

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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 6, 2003
On 5 Oct 2003 19:35:30 -0700, in alt.tv.sopranos, kelly33 puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard …
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

This Is Spinal Tap
Magnolia
Chasing Amy

You are very sentimental and kind-hearted, but also have a dark side that most people don’t know about. You once had sex in a fraternity house.


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jean
Oct 6, 2003
"The Magnficent Bastard" a
M
Mike
Oct 6, 2003
in article , Not Very at
wrote on 10/5/03 7:12 PM:

On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 17:25:41 -0500, The Magnficent Bastard wrote:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Apocalypse Now
Blues Brothers
The Wanderers.

You have a thing for fat older men.


Mike

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Mike
Oct 6, 2003
in article blq8pj$fc53u$, Walker at
wrote on 10/5/03 4:15 PM:

mike wrote:
in article , The Magnficent
Bastard at wrote on 10/5/03
9:59 AM:

Start your own thread, you amateur.

You are anal retentive. Have a strong need to control yourself and others.

Artist Mike, you seem to be right on target.

My favorite movies are Fight Club, Blade Runner (director’s cut) and Office Space. Whaddya think?

You like dirty sweaty men. You like them wet.

You also would like to make love to a robot.


Mike

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Put some fun in your next logo!

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Walker
Oct 6, 2003
mike wrote:
in article blq8pj$fc53u$, Walker at
wrote on 10/5/03 4:15 PM:

mike wrote:
in article , The Magnficent
Bastard at wrote on 10/5/03
9:59 AM:

Start your own thread, you amateur.

You are anal retentive. Have a strong need to control yourself and others.

Artist Mike, you seem to be right on target.

My favorite movies are Fight Club, Blade Runner (director’s cut) and Office Space. Whaddya think?

You like dirty sweaty men. You like them wet.

You also would like to make love to a robot.

LOL. Artist Mike, where have you been all my life?
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Chopper
Oct 6, 2003
This Is Spinal Tap
Magnolia
Chasing Amy

You are very sentimental and kind-hearted, but also have a dark side that most people don’t know about. You once had sex in a fraternity house.

You have no life. You spend your weekends involved in inane internet discourses. You frequently bump your head on large objects.
RP
Random Produxion
Oct 6, 2003
On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 17:25:41 -0500, The Magnficent Bastard said:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Ok. Here’s mine, MB.

Harvey
The Great Race
The Princess Bride

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Oct 6, 2003
"mike" wrote in message
in article blokcn$d2b$, mark_digital
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kiewicz
Oct 6, 2003
The Magnficent Bastard said:

1) It’s impossible to choose only three.
2) I can say that I have the complete works on DVD of the Coen brothers and of Kevin Smith.
3) I can maybe say that three of my favorite *moments* in cinema occur in The Third Man, Yojimbo, and hmmm… Raising Arizona? Princess Mononoke? But I wouldn’t say they were my favorite movies (though they rate quite high).
4) Dr. Strangelove is as nearly perfectly plotted and realized on film as any
movie ever made

You talk with your hands. A lot.
You got me confused with my spouse (who turned me into a film fanatic).


Pat K.

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perturbingscenes
Oct 6, 2003
Much Ado About Nothing (1993)
The Sting
Payback

The Magnficent Bastard …
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.
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marci
Oct 6, 2003
On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 16:03:58 -0400, Ms. Jaime
said:
On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 15:54:58 -0400, Ms. Jaime
wrote:

On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 12:48:38 -0700, mike wrote:

You need a lover.

You offering……and are you emotionally available as well as physically available? LOL

Oh and do you live with your parents and are over the age of 30?………..
because if you do then that is a real *turn-off* for me along with smoking and drinking.

Just thought I’d mention. 🙂

you’re picky. wavy g would’ve made an excellent boyfriend for you, had you not said all those things.

Ms.Jaime
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marci
Oct 6, 2003
On Mon, 06 Oct 2003 00:38:50 GMT,
(Wavy G) said:
I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with marci’s mom.
On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 23:22:14 GMT,
(Wavy G) said:
I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Jim Mitchell’s mom.
Star Wars
Godfather I (and II)
Raiders of the Lost Ark

You like the same movies as everywon else. You lack identity and originality.

i have never seen any of the indiana jones movies. am i missing anything?

You are missing the Indiana Jones movies. How hard was that to figure out?

yeah, but if i don’t see them, is it going to cause problems later in life?
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keith
Oct 6, 2003
On Mon, 06 Oct 2003 06:37:38 -0700, marci
wrote:

anything?

You are missing the Indiana Jones movies. How hard was that to figure out?

yeah, but if i don’t see them, is it going to cause problems later in life?
well, you won’t get as much out of the intro parody when you see "UHF" with Wierd Al.

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kelly33
Oct 6, 2003
The Magnificent Bastard …
On 5 Oct 2003 19:35:30 -0700, in alt.tv.sopranos, kelly33 puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard …
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

This Is Spinal Tap
Magnolia
Chasing Amy

You are very sentimental and kind-hearted, but also have a dark side that most people don’t know about. You once had sex in a fraternity house.

ONCE? A little off on that one but the rest is dead on. Who are you—-Kreskin?
TG
Tina Gibson
Oct 6, 2003
"Babberney" wrote in message
On Mon, 06 Oct 2003 06:37:38 -0700, marci
wrote:

anything?

You are missing the Indiana Jones movies. How hard was that to figure
out?
yeah, but if i don’t see them, is it going to cause problems later in life?
well, you won’t get as much out of the intro parody when you see "UHF" with Wierd Al.

K
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Russell B
Oct 6, 2003
Despite all his or her rage, (kelly33) is still just a rat in a cage:

The Magnificent Bastard …
On 5 Oct 2003 19:35:30 -0700, in alt.tv.sopranos, kelly33 puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard …
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

This Is Spinal Tap
Magnolia
Chasing Amy

You are very sentimental and kind-hearted, but also have a dark side that most people don’t know about. You once had sex in a fraternity house.

ONCE? A little off on that one but the rest is dead on. Who are you—-Kreskin?

Well, if you’re going to get all "honest" on us: how many times? How many guys at wonce? Did they take turns, or was it an "all holes, all the time" sort of thing?
TG
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Oct 6, 2003
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paghat
Oct 6, 2003
THREE FAVORITE SUPERNATURAL FILMS:
The Saragaso Manuscript
The Dybbuk
Picnic at Hanging Rock

THREE FAVORITE HORROR FILMS (this week anyway)
Dark Angel (kindhearted demoness brutally dishing out God’s judgement) The Prophesy (psycho archangel brutally dishing out his own judgements) Donny Darko (with all-time favorite movie theme song too)

THREE FAVORITE ROMANTIC FILMS
Children of the Paradise
Cassablanca
Wuthering Heights (1938 version obviously)

THREE FAVORITE SWORDPLAY FILMS
A Touch of Zen
The Life and Philosophy of Masseur Ichi
Seven Samurai

THREE FAVORITE ACTION FILMS
Pulp Fiction
High Plains Drifter
Harp of Burma (anti-action film)

THREE FAVORITE FILM NOIRS
The Big Combo
The Big Circus (starring Kirk Douglas)
The Killing of a Chinese Bookie

-paghat the ratgirl


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swimmdiva
Oct 6, 2003
On Mon, 06 Oct 2003 06:36:37 -0700, marci
wrote:

you’re picky.

It’s not a matter of being picky.
It is what I prefer in a guy
just like some guys like women with big breasts
or stick thin women etc etc.
I’m allowed to have my preferences too.

wavy g would’ve made an excellent boyfriend for you, had you not said all those things.

Who in the *hell* is Wavy G?

Ms.Jaime
FM
Flipper Mike
Oct 6, 2003
The Magnficent Bastard wrote:

On 5 Oct 2003 15:22:31 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, George Kerby puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

On 10/4/03 7:39 PM, in article ,
"John" wrote:

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System Administrator) for the cleanup, at $200.00 (US) per hour, plus any collections and or attorney’s fee’s incurred
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reason.

You know it would be real nice to know WHICH FRIGGIN GROUP you are talking about, MORON! You cross posted to 5 real and 1 imaginary group. Because of that I have to respond to all

Which one is imaginary?

I think that reiterates my point on Fag Bastard! FM…

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Oct 6, 2003
Walker wrote:

mike wrote:

in article blq8pj$fc53u$, Walker at
wrote on 10/5/03 4:15 PM:

mike wrote:

in article , The Magnficent
Bastard at wrote on 10/5/03
9:59 AM:

Start your own thread, you amateur.

You are anal retentive. Have a strong need to control yourself and others.

Artist Mike, you seem to be right on target.

My favorite movies are Fight Club, Blade Runner (director’s cut) and Office Space. Whaddya think?

You like dirty sweaty men. You like them wet.

You also would like to make love to a robot.

LOL. Artist Mike, where have you been all my life?

Flipper Mike wrote:
Yeah, well, I wouldn’t worry about it. You won’t be on him. (©2000 RB)
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Oct 6, 2003
"The Magnficent Bastard" wrote in
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This is Spinal Tap
Shawshank Redemption
The Blues Brothers
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Darrell Eager
Oct 6, 2003
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

City of lost children
The Institute Benjamenta
Lost Highway
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Salty Thumb
Oct 6, 2003
mike wrote in
news:BBA5C7A0.9F021%:

in article , The Magnficent
Bastard at wrote on 10/5/03
9:59 AM:

Start your own thread, you amateur.

You are anal retentive. Have a strong need to control yourself and others.

Yes, and also:

social interaction is limited to computer related activites due to low self esteem
crossposts articles to multiple unrelated newgroups in desperate attempt to find companionship
likes to make grandiose promises but finds it hard to deliver

– S

P.S. Whoever posted the complaint, what group are complaining about? I’ll take it out if I ever reply again.
TM
The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 7, 2003
On Mon, 06 Oct 2003 01:51:12 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Random Produxion puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 17:25:41 -0500, The Magnficent Bastard said:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Ok. Here’s mine, MB.

Harvey
The Great Race
The Princess Bride

You are an animal lover and you have done volunteer work at least once in your life. You’ve never been to Las Vegas and really have no desire to ever go there.

Random


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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 7, 2003
On 6 Oct 2003 04:42:55 -0700, in alt.tv.sopranos, BGS puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Much Ado About Nothing (1993)
The Sting
Payback

You consider yourself to be a good cook and you like entertaining in your home. You don’t think marijuana should be legalized.

The Magnficent Bastard …
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.


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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 7, 2003
On Mon, 06 Oct 2003 16:34:33 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Tina Gibson puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

"Babberney" wrote in message
On Mon, 06 Oct 2003 06:37:38 -0700, marci
wrote:

anything?

You are missing the Indiana Jones movies. How hard was that to figure
out?
yeah, but if i don’t see them, is it going to cause problems later in life?
well, you won’t get as much out of the intro parody when you see "UHF" with Wierd Al.

K
For more info about the International Society of Arboriculture, please
visit http://www.isa-arbor.com/home.asp.
For consumer info about tree care, visit http://www.treesaregood.com/

It’s a Wonderful Life
Harvey
Pi

You really liked Joe Millionare and often fantasize about being married to a wealthy man. You’ve used a sex toy at least once in your life.



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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 7, 2003
On Mon, 06 Oct 2003 13:24:56 -0700, in alt.tv.sopranos, Tom C. puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Breaker Morant
Seven Samurai
Some Like It HOt

You wear your cell phone clipped to your belt and it has an annoying ring tone. You have facial hair.


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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 7, 2003
On Mon, 6 Oct 2003 16:55:59 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Jeff Zawrotny puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

"The Magnficent Bastard" wrote in
message
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

This is Spinal Tap
Shawshank Redemption
The Blues Brothers

You think the Rolling Stones are much better than the Beatles. You don’t play golf, or least not very well. You’re thinking about going on a low carb diet.


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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 7, 2003
On Mon, 06 Oct 2003 16:21:07 -0500, in alt.tv.sopranos, Darrell Eager puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

City of lost children
The Institute Benjamenta
Lost Highway

You have a hard time concentrating on things….often you find yourself daydreaming at inappropriate times. You think Macintosh is far superior to Windows and you laugh at Windows users.


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John McGuirk
Oct 7, 2003
"Russell B" wrote in message
Despite all his or her rage, (kelly33) is still just a rat in a cage:

The Magnificent Bastard wrote in
message news:…
On 5 Oct 2003 19:35:30 -0700, in alt.tv.sopranos, kelly33 puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote
in message news:…
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you
based
on my analysis of your choices.

This Is Spinal Tap
Magnolia
Chasing Amy

You are very sentimental and kind-hearted, but also have a dark side that most people don’t know about. You once had sex in a fraternity house.

ONCE? A little off on that one but the rest is dead on. Who are
you—-Kreskin?
Well, if you’re going to get all "honest" on us: how many times? How many guys at wonce? Did they take turns, or was it an "all holes, all the
time"
sort of thing?

Rodeo?
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righter
Oct 7, 2003
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kelly33
Oct 7, 2003
Russell B …
Despite all his or her rage, (kelly33) is still just a rat in a cage:

The Magnificent Bastard …
On 5 Oct 2003 19:35:30 -0700, in alt.tv.sopranos, kelly33 puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard …
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

This Is Spinal Tap
Magnolia
Chasing Amy

You are very sentimental and kind-hearted, but also have a dark side that most people don’t know about. You once had sex in a fraternity house.

ONCE? A little off on that one but the rest is dead on. Who are you—-Kreskin?

Well, if you’re going to get all "honest" on us: how many times? How many guys at wonce? Did they take turns, or was it an "all holes, all the time" sort of thing?

You are a walking definition of "sick fuck". Now stop touching yourself and get back to typing the funny stuff you use to back in the day.
RB
Russell B
Oct 7, 2003
Despite all his or her rage, (kelly33) is still just a rat in a cage:

Russell B …
Despite all his or her rage, (kelly33) is still just a rat in a cage:

The Magnificent Bastard …
On 5 Oct 2003 19:35:30 -0700, in alt.tv.sopranos, kelly33 puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard …
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

This Is Spinal Tap
Magnolia
Chasing Amy

You are very sentimental and kind-hearted, but also have a dark side that most people don’t know about. You once had sex in a fraternity house.

ONCE? A little off on that one but the rest is dead on. Who are you—-Kreskin?

Well, if you’re going to get all "honest" on us: how many times? How many guys at wonce? Did they take turns, or was it an "all holes, all the time" sort of thing?

You are a walking definition of "sick fuck". Now stop touching yourself and get back to typing the funny stuff you use to back in the day.

I’ll have you know that half of the funny stuff I used to type back in the day was ABOUT touching myself. So just BACK OFF.
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snowshoe
Oct 7, 2003
In article , The Magnficent
Bastard wrote:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Erin Brockovich
Thunderheart
Lonesome Dove (it counts as a movie)

Juanita
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LeeAnne
Oct 7, 2003
OK, I give….
Spaceballs
A Christmas Story (made for TV or not I don’t know but it’s a fav) American History X

"The Magnficent Bastard" wrote in
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johneo
Oct 7, 2003
The Magnficent Bastard wrote:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Quigley Down Under
The Sting
Random Harvest
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marci
Oct 7, 2003
On Mon, 06 Oct 2003 20:47:38 -0700, Russell B
said:
Despite all his or her rage, (kelly33) is still just a rat in a cage:

Russell B …
Despite all his or her rage, (kelly33) is still just a rat in a cage:

The Magnificent Bastard …
On 5 Oct 2003 19:35:30 -0700, in alt.tv.sopranos, kelly33 puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard …
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

This Is Spinal Tap
Magnolia
Chasing Amy

You are very sentimental and kind-hearted, but also have a dark side that most people don’t know about. You once had sex in a fraternity house.

ONCE? A little off on that one but the rest is dead on. Who are you—-Kreskin?

Well, if you’re going to get all "honest" on us: how many times? How many guys at wonce? Did they take turns, or was it an "all holes, all the time" sort of thing?

You are a walking definition of "sick fuck". Now stop touching yourself and get back to typing the funny stuff you use to back in the day.

I’ll have you know that half of the funny stuff I used to type back in the day was ABOUT touching myself. So just BACK OFF.

no, just whack off, russell.
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donnieb78
Oct 7, 2003
I can’t believe my doughnut thing didn’t work out…
TM
The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 7, 2003
On Tue, 07 Oct 2003 03:47:32 -0800, in alt.tv.sopranos, Jan Flora puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

In article , The Magnficent
Bastard wrote:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Erin Brockovich
Thunderheart
Lonesome Dove (it counts as a movie)

A made for tv mini-series does *not* count as a movie.

HTH

Juanita


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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 7, 2003
On Tue, 7 Oct 2003 14:43:32 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, LeeAnne puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

OK, I give….
Spaceballs
A Christmas Story (made for TV or not I don’t know but it’s a fav) American History X

You were raised in a religious household but don’t go to church very often now. You’re still in love with someone you used to date but don’t hold much hope of every patching things up with them.

"The Magnficent Bastard" wrote in
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The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 7, 2003
On 7 Oct 2003 15:06:40 -0700, in alt.tv.sopranos, JohnO puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

The Magnficent Bastard wrote:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Quigley Down Under
The Sting
Random Harvest

You smoke, or at least you used to. You drink a lot of coffee and like to wear your shirts untucked.


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Chelze
Oct 8, 2003
i give in…

Labyrinth
The Time Machine
Bicentennial Man

"The Magnficent Bastard" wrote in
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LeeAnne
Oct 8, 2003
Wow, you are so far off it’s not funny. 🙂
Went to church as a kid, mom not a Hitler about it, just the "right thing" to do. Never go now, except weddings and funerals and I like it that way, I hate church. And, I’m in love w/the guy I’m in love w/now and there is nobody in my past I’m holding a candle for.
Sorry.
LeeAnne

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You were raised in a religious household but don’t go to church very
often now. You’re still in love with someone you used to date but don’t hold much hope of every patching things up with them.
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snowshoe
Oct 8, 2003
In article , The Magnificent
Bastard wrote:

On Tue, 07 Oct 2003 03:47:32 -0800, in alt.tv.sopranos, Jan Flora puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

In article , The Magnficent
Bastard wrote:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Erin Brockovich
Thunderheart
Lonesome Dove (it counts as a movie)

A made for tv mini-series does *not* count as a movie.

HTH

Juanita

Okay, a revised list.

Erin Brockovich
Thunderheart
The Perfect Storm

Jan

PS: A buddy who works in movie production says that George Clooney is a "regular guy," not a prima donna. My bud has a very low opinion of actors as a species.
GK
George Kerby
Oct 8, 2003
On 10/8/03 4:17 PM, in article
, "Jan
Flora" wrote:

In article , The Magnificent
Bastard wrote:

On Tue, 07 Oct 2003 03:47:32 -0800, in alt.tv.sopranos, Jan Flora puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

In article , The Magnficent
Bastard wrote:

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.

Erin Brockovich
Thunderheart
Lonesome Dove (it counts as a movie)

A made for tv mini-series does *not* count as a movie.

HTH

Juanita

Okay, a revised list.

Erin Brockovich
Thunderheart
The Perfect Storm

Jan

PS: A buddy who works in movie production says that George Clooney is a "regular guy," not a prima donna. My bud has a very low opinion of actors as a species.
Haven’t heard from the bastard in a few days. Maybe he’s at the Dollar Matinee.

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three-and-a-half-inch
Oct 9, 2003
I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Ms. Jaime’s mom.

On Mon, 06 Oct 2003 06:36:37 -0700, marci
wrote:

you’re picky.

It’s not a matter of being picky.
It is what I prefer in a guy
just like some guys like women with big breasts
or stick thin women etc etc.
I’m allowed to have my preferences too.

wavy g would’ve made an excellent boyfriend for you, had you not said all those things.

Who in the *hell* is Wavy G?

You’re kidding, right?

Ms.Jaime

SW
Steve Wolfe
Oct 9, 2003
Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based

Alright, I’ll bite.

Gattaca, Can’t Hardly Wait, and The Man Who Would Be King.

steve
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three-and-a-half-inch
Oct 9, 2003
I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Steve Wolfe’s mom.

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based

Alright, I’ll bite.

Gattaca, Can’t Hardly Wait, and The Man Who Would Be King.

That’s a movie? I’ve never heard of "Gattaca, Can’t Hardly Wait, and The Man Who Would Be King."

steve

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three-and-a-half-inch
Oct 9, 2003
I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Steve Wolfe’s mom.

Gattaca, Can’t Hardly Wait, and The Man Who Would Be King.

That’s a movie? I’ve never heard of "Gattaca, Can’t Hardly Wait, and
The
Man Who Would Be King."

… and you’ve never seen a sentence with phrases seperated by commas?

Yes, and I’ve also seen sentences that start with capital letters. Have you?

steve

SW
Steve Wolfe
Oct 9, 2003
Gattaca, Can’t Hardly Wait, and The Man Who Would Be King.

That’s a movie? I’ve never heard of "Gattaca, Can’t Hardly Wait, and
The
Man Who Would Be King."

… and you’ve never seen a sentence with phrases seperated by commas?

steve
T
three-and-a-half-inch
Oct 9, 2003
I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with paghat’s mom.

In article ,
(Wavy G) wrote:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Steve Wolfe’s mom.

Cool. Is she a real wolf?

No, but her son is a real idiot.
P
paghat
Oct 9, 2003
In article ,
(Wavy G) wrote:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Steve Wolfe’s mom.

Cool. Is she a real wolf?
-paghat the ratgirl

Gattaca, Can’t Hardly Wait, and The Man Who Would Be King.

That’s a movie? I’ve never heard of "Gattaca, Can’t Hardly Wait, and
The
Man Who Would Be King."

… and you’ve never seen a sentence with phrases seperated by commas?

Yes, and I’ve also seen sentences that start with capital letters. Have you?

steve


"Of what are you afraid, my child?" inquired the kindly teacher. "Oh, sir! The flowers, they are wild," replied the timid creature. -from Peter Newell’s "Wild Flowers"
See the Garden of Paghat the Ratgirl: http://www.paghat.com/
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Frank ess
Oct 9, 2003
"Steve Wolfe" wrote in message
Gattaca, Can’t Hardly Wait, and The Man Who Would Be King.

That’s a movie? I’ve never heard of "Gattaca, Can’t Hardly Wait, and
The
Man Who Would Be King."

… and you’ve never seen a sentence with phrases seperated by commas?

There is ‘a rat’ in separate.
TM
The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 10, 2003
On Thu, 9 Oct 2003 13:39:39 -0600, in alt.tv.sopranos, Steve Wolfe puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based

Alright, I’ll bite.

Gattaca, Can’t Hardly Wait, and The Man Who Would Be King.

You have a low level or mid level management job. You graduated from college, but not a prestigious one. You have facial hair.

steve


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paghat
Oct 10, 2003
In article ,
(Wavy G) wrote:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with paghat’s mom.

Cuz of her beauty & intelligence or only because you heard she was an honest to gosh sword swallower in the circus?

-paghat the ratgirl

In article ,
(Wavy G) wrote:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Steve Wolfe’s mom.

Cool. Is she a real wolf?

No, but her son is a real idiot.


"Of what are you afraid, my child?" inquired the kindly teacher. "Oh, sir! The flowers, they are wild," replied the timid creature. -from Peter Newell’s "Wild Flowers"
See the Garden of Paghat the Ratgirl: http://www.paghat.com/
SW
Steve Wolfe
Oct 10, 2003
Gattaca, Can’t Hardly Wait, and The Man Who Would Be King.

You have a low level or mid level management job. You graduated from college, but not a prestigious one. You have facial hair.

Well, you got the facial hair right. : )

steve
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three-and-a-half-inch
Oct 11, 2003
I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Babberney’s mom.

On Mon, 06 Oct 2003 06:37:38 -0700, marci
wrote:

anything?

You are missing the Indiana Jones movies. How hard was that to figure out?

yeah, but if i don’t see them, is it going to cause problems later in life?
well, you won’t get as much out of the intro parody when you see "UHF" with Wierd Al.

K
For more info about the International Society of Arboriculture, please visit http://www.isa-arbor.com/home.asp.

She wanted information about the Indiana Jones movies. No won asked anything about the International Society of Arboriculture, you dimwit. Please pay attention or leave the chatboard.

For consumer info about tree care, visit http://www.treesaregood.com/

Oh right. Like I’m gonna click on that (like, I’m sure that’s a real site.)
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three-and-a-half-inch
Oct 11, 2003
I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Tina Gibson’s mom.

"Babberney" wrote in message
On Mon, 06 Oct 2003 06:37:38 -0700, marci
wrote:

anything?

You are missing the Indiana Jones movies. How hard was that to figure
out?
yeah, but if i don’t see them, is it going to cause problems later in life?
well, you won’t get as much out of the intro parody when you see "UHF" with Wierd Al.

K
For more info about the International Society of Arboriculture, please
visit http://www.isa-arbor.com/home.asp.
For consumer info about tree care, visit http://www.treesaregood.com/

It’s a Wonderful Life
Harvey
Pi

NO, NO, NO.

They were:

Raiders of the Lost Ark
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

I swear to God, Bastard, where do find these morans?

TM
The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 11, 2003
On Sat, 11 Oct 2003 21:31:31 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Wavy G puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Tina Gibson’s mom.
"Babberney" wrote in message
On Mon, 06 Oct 2003 06:37:38 -0700, marci
wrote:

anything?

You are missing the Indiana Jones movies. How hard was that to figure
out?
yeah, but if i don’t see them, is it going to cause problems later in life?
well, you won’t get as much out of the intro parody when you see "UHF" with Wierd Al.

K
For more info about the International Society of Arboriculture, please
visit http://www.isa-arbor.com/home.asp.
For consumer info about tree care, visit http://www.treesaregood.com/

It’s a Wonderful Life
Harvey
Pi

NO, NO, NO.

They were:

Raiders of the Lost Ark
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

I swear to God, Bastard, where do find these morans?

They were all on the mailing list for my fan club.



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three-and-a-half-inch
Oct 11, 2003
I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with paghat’s mom.

In article ,
(Wavy G) wrote:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with paghat’s mom.

Cuz of her beauty & intelligence or only because you heard she was an honest to gosh sword swallower in the circus?

No, I was really just on the "rebound" after Steve Wolfe’s mom.

-paghat the ratgirl

In article ,
(Wavy G) wrote:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Steve Wolfe’s mom.

Cool. Is she a real wolf?

No, but her son is a real idiot.


"Of what are you afraid, my child?" inquired the kindly teacher. "Oh, sir! The flowers, they are wild," replied the timid creature. -from Peter Newell’s "Wild Flowers"
See the Garden of Paghat the Ratgirl: http://www.paghat.com/
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three-and-a-half-inch
Oct 11, 2003
I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Frank ess’s mom.

"Steve Wolfe" wrote in message
Gattaca, Can’t Hardly Wait, and The Man Who Would Be King.

That’s a movie? I’ve never heard of "Gattaca, Can’t Hardly Wait, and
The
Man Who Would Be King."

… and you’ve never seen a sentence with phrases seperated by commas?

There is ‘a rat’ in separate.

There is also a "Wolfe" in this thread, who I’d like to smash like a rat.

T
three-and-a-half-inch
Oct 11, 2003
I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with The Magnificent Bastard’s mom.

On Sat, 11 Oct 2003 21:31:31 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Wavy G puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Tina Gibson’s mom.
"Babberney" wrote in message
On Mon, 06 Oct 2003 06:37:38 -0700, marci
wrote:

anything?

You are missing the Indiana Jones movies. How hard was that to figure
out?
yeah, but if i don’t see them, is it going to cause problems later in life?
well, you won’t get as much out of the intro parody when you see "UHF" with Wierd Al.

K
For more info about the International Society of Arboriculture, please
visit http://www.isa-arbor.com/home.asp.
For consumer info about tree care, visit http://www.treesaregood.com/

It’s a Wonderful Life
Harvey
Pi

NO, NO, NO.

They were:

Raiders of the Lost Ark
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

I swear to God, Bastard, where do find these morans?

They were all on the mailing list for my fan club.

And I thought *my* fans were idiots. But man, this Tina Gibson guy really "takes the cake."



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keith
Oct 12, 2003
On Sat, 11 Oct 2003 21:29:51 GMT, (Wavy
G) wrote:

K
For more info about the International Society of Arboriculture, please visit http://www.isa-arbor.com/home.asp.

She wanted information about the Indiana Jones movies. No won asked anything about the International Society of Arboriculture, you dimwit. Please pay attention or leave the chatboard.

For consumer info about tree care, visit http://www.treesaregood.com/

Oh right. Like I’m gonna click on that (like, I’m sure that’s a real site.)
It’s called a sig line, dimwit. If you haven’t seen off-topic sigs, you either are new to usenet or you don’t pay much attnetion. Lazy perhaps, but not uncommon.

And, yes, unfortunately, that is a real site. I would have loved to have veto power over calling it that, but I didn’t. It’s still a good site with the most up-to-date info about trees available. And, quite appropriate in the rec.gardens discussion, where I’ve been following this off-topic thread with dwindling interest.

XXXOOO
Keith
For more info about the International Society of Arboriculture, please visit http://www.isa-arbor.com/home.asp.
For consumer info about tree care, visit http://www.treesaregood.com/
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snowshoe
Oct 13, 2003
In article ,
(Wavy G) wrote:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Ms. Jaime’s mom.
On Mon, 06 Oct 2003 06:36:37 -0700, marci
wrote:

wavy g would’ve made an excellent boyfriend for you, had you not said all those things.

Who in the *hell* is Wavy G?

You’re kidding, right?

Get over it, Wavy. Not everyone raised their children with a proper appreciation for the culture of the ’60’s. Just because you and I have clothing that’s older than Ms. Jaime, it doesn’t make her a bad person.

Remember when we used to say, "Don’t trust anyone over 30"? Ha. Now we have a hard time talking to anyone who doesn’t remember That Day in Dallas. Or the "I Have a Dream" speech. Or the Dead with Pig Pen playing drums.

Times change, pard.

Now we’re the elders, Wavy. And look what America has spawned. A bunch of kids who think "shopping" is a sport. A bunch of them who think an MBA from Wharton should earn them $150,000 as rookies in the bidness world. And we still have girls who think a cute butt and dimples can get them into the movies.*sigh*

But we also have really bright kids, wearing dreads, quoting Ed Abby and singing Garcia’s songs, while they learn how to build a world that we’d all like to live in. We’ve done some good. We do have some sprouts out there that we can be proud of. We can hang our hopes on their wings and dream them the strength to fly. They’re our legacy. And it’s a good one. Believe that.

I’ve seen some awesome kids flying with our dreams of equality, world peace, food for everyone, clean water to drink, and no fear of being murdered in your bed by soldiers of your own government.

(All bets are off in America with Ashcroft though. We do need to fear Shrub, et al. They’ve recinded the Bill of Rights. When America does that, what hope do folks around the world have? None. Zip. Nada.)

America funded the murder of farmers in Nicaragua under Reagan. Why? What horrors is Shrub funding around the world (not just in countries that are on CNN)?

I love my country, but fear my government. (Will the FBI filters that are looking for subversives pick up on that phrase? =:-O )

Jan, a yellow dog democrat, life-long civil rights activist and member of Amnesty International (that’ll draw the red flag)

PS: My dad’s lawyer has been bored since he got out of the senate. I wish Ashcroft’s boys would pick me up as a subversive. Q. and I could use the excitement. (He’s a Jew who went to Harvard. I’m IrishCatholic. We both love a good fight with bigots, fascists, jerks, pukes from Yale and right-to-lifers from Misery who believe in liberty and justice for everyone who thinks just like they do.)
S
swimmdiva
Oct 13, 2003
On Mon, 13 Oct 2003 04:58:39 -0800, (Jan Flora)
wrote:

In article ,
(Wavy G) wrote:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Ms. Jaime’s mom.

My mom passed away last December but the next time I visit her urn I’ll pass that info on to her. 🙂

On Mon, 06 Oct 2003 06:36:37 -0700, marci
wrote:

wavy g would’ve made an excellent boyfriend for you, had you not said all those things.

Who in the *hell* is Wavy G?

You’re kidding, right?

Nope. I have no idea who Wavy G is.

Get over it, Wavy. Not everyone raised their children with a proper appreciation for the culture of the ’60’s. Just because you and I have clothing that’s older than Ms. Jaime, it doesn’t make her a bad person.

You have clothing that is older then the age of 42 years??……. which is what I will be come this November 9.

Remember when we used to say, "Don’t trust anyone over 30"? Ha. Now we have a hard time talking to anyone who doesn’t remember That Day in Dallas.

I was 2.

Or the "I Have a Dream" speech.

I’ve seen it but not when it was originally spoken.

Or the Dead with
Pig Pen playing drums.

How does he manage it with that little cloud of dirt
always at his feet <g>

Now we’re the elders, Wavy. And look what America has spawned. A bunch of kids who think "shopping" is a sport.

Well it *is*. Ask any self respecting woman. 🙂

A bunch of them
who think an MBA from Wharton should earn them $150,000 as rookies in the bidness world. And we still have girls who think a cute butt and dimples can get them into the movies.*sigh*
But we also have really bright kids, wearing dreads, quoting Ed Abby and singing Garcia’s songs, while they learn how to build a world that we’d all like to live in. We’ve done some good. We do have some sprouts out there that we can be proud of. We can hang our hopes on their wings and dream them the strength to fly. They’re our legacy. And it’s a good one. Believe that.

I’ve seen some awesome kids flying with our dreams of equality, world peace, food for everyone, clean water to drink, and no fear of being murdered in your bed by soldiers of your own government.
(All bets are off in America with Ashcroft though. We do need to fear Shrub, et al. They’ve recinded the Bill of Rights. When America does that, what hope do folks around the world have? None. Zip. Nada.)
America funded the murder of farmers in Nicaragua under Reagan. Why? What horrors is Shrub funding around the world (not just in countries that are on CNN)?

I love my country, but fear my government. (Will the FBI filters that are looking for subversives pick up on that phrase? =:-O )
Jan, a yellow dog democrat, life-long civil rights activist and member of Amnesty International (that’ll draw the red flag)

PS: My dad’s lawyer has been bored since he got out of the senate. I wish Ashcroft’s boys would pick me up as a subversive. Q. and I could use the excitement. (He’s a Jew who went to Harvard. I’m IrishCatholic. We both love a good fight with bigots, fascists, jerks, pukes from Yale and right-to-lifers from Misery who believe in liberty and justice for everyone who thinks just like they do.)

Interesting speech. Can I save it? 🙂

Ms.Jaime
R
righter
Oct 13, 2003
"Jan Flora" wrote in message
In article ,
(Wavy G) wrote:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Ms. Jaime’s mom.
On Mon, 06 Oct 2003 06:36:37 -0700, marci
wrote:

wavy g would’ve made an excellent boyfriend for you, had you not said all those things.

Who in the *hell* is Wavy G?

You’re kidding, right?

Get over it, Wavy. Not everyone raised their children with a proper appreciation for the culture of the ’60’s. Just because you and I have clothing that’s older than Ms. Jaime, it doesn’t make her a bad person.
Remember when we used to say, "Don’t trust anyone over 30"? Ha. Now we have a hard time talking to anyone who doesn’t remember That Day in Dallas. Or the "I Have a Dream" speech. Or the Dead with Pig Pen playing drums.

Times change, pard.

Now we’re the elders, Wavy. And look what America has spawned. A bunch of kids who think "shopping" is a sport. A bunch of them who think an MBA from Wharton should earn them $150,000 as rookies in the bidness world. And we still have girls who think a cute butt and dimples can get them into the movies.*sigh*
But we also have really bright kids, wearing dreads, quoting Ed Abby and singing Garcia’s songs, while they learn how to build a world that we’d all like to live in. We’ve done some good. We do have some sprouts out there that we can be proud of. We can hang our hopes on their wings and dream them the strength to fly. They’re our legacy. And it’s a good one. Believe that.

I’ve seen some awesome kids flying with our dreams of equality, world peace, food for everyone, clean water to drink, and no fear of being murdered in your bed by soldiers of your own government.
(All bets are off in America with Ashcroft though. We do need to fear Shrub, et al. They’ve recinded the Bill of Rights. When America does that, what hope do folks around the world have? None. Zip. Nada.)
America funded the murder of farmers in Nicaragua under Reagan. Why? What horrors is Shrub funding around the world (not just in countries that are on CNN)?

I love my country, but fear my government. (Will the FBI filters that are looking for subversives pick up on that phrase? =:-O )
Jan, a yellow dog democrat, life-long civil rights activist and member of Amnesty International (that’ll draw the red flag)

PS: My dad’s lawyer has been bored since he got out of the senate. I wish Ashcroft’s boys would pick me up as a subversive. Q. and I could use the excitement. (He’s a Jew who went to Harvard. I’m IrishCatholic. We both love a good fight with bigots, fascists, jerks, pukes from Yale and right-to-lifers from Misery who believe in liberty and justice for everyone who thinks just like they do.)

If I were twenty years older, I’d say, ‘I think I’m in Love.’
TM
The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 15, 2003
On Thu, 9 Oct 2003 01:47:21 +1300, in alt.tv.sopranos, chelze puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

i give in…

Labyrinth
The Time Machine
Bicentennial Man

You don’t like Jackie Chan movies….Woody Allen is more your style. Your family makes jokes about how cheap you are.

"The Magnficent Bastard" wrote in
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Post your three favorite movies. I will then post facts about you based on my analysis of your choices.


Magnificent Bastard Productions 2003
G
Galactus
Oct 15, 2003
Planet Of The Apes (original)
Office Space
Serpico
TM
The Magnficent Bastard
Oct 15, 2003
On Wed, 15 Oct 2003 01:25:19 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Galactus puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Planet Of The Apes (original)
Office Space
Serpico

You own at least one gun. You don’t wear aftershave or cologne. You like to go out for ribs.


Magnificent Bastard Productions 2003
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bill1255
Oct 15, 2003
Local Hero
Trading Places
True Romance

"The Magnificent Bastard" wrote in
message
On Wed, 15 Oct 2003 01:25:19 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Galactus puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Planet Of The Apes (original)
Office Space
Serpico

You own at least one gun. You don’t wear aftershave or cologne. You like to go out for ribs.


Magnificent Bastard Productions 2003
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Bobs
Jan 10, 2004
On Thu, 09 Oct 2003 19:05:37 GMT, (Wavy
G) wrote:

I know it may be wrong, but I’m in love with Ms. Jaime’s mom.
On Mon, 06 Oct 2003 06:36:37 -0700, marci
wrote:

you’re picky.

It’s not a matter of being picky.
It is what I prefer in a guy
just like some guys like women with big breasts
or stick thin women etc etc.
I’m allowed to have my preferences too.

wavy g would’ve made an excellent boyfriend for you, had you not said all those things.

Who in the *hell* is Wavy G?

You’re kidding, right?

Ms.Jaime
Pink Flamingoes, I Spit On Your Grave, Rabid Grannies–I can’t think of any others.
C
Chuck
Jan 10, 2004
Rocky

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Office Space
FE
Frank ess
Jan 10, 2004
Chuck wrote:
Rocky

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Office Space

shhhhhhh
DJ
Dave Johnson
Jan 10, 2004
Godfather
Pulp Fiction
Die Hard With a Vengeance
I
imaginuity
Jan 11, 2004
with 1500+ to choose from here at home, I still don’t struggle to answer this:

It’s a Wonderful Life
Gandhi
Les Miserables – French 1996 Jean Paul Belmondo NON-Musical

But I love lots of movies……. obviously

Steve

"Dave Johnson" wrote in message
Godfather
Pulp Fiction
Die Hard With a Vengeance

B
billyi
Jan 11, 2004
TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD
LAWRENCE OF ARABIA
THE WILD, WILD WORLD OF BATWOMAN (MST3K version)
MR
Mike Russell
Jan 11, 2004
The Good Ship Lollipop
Alien
Shopmate Infomercial
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Soapy
Jan 11, 2004
"Dave Johnson" wrote in

Godfather
Pulp Fiction
Die Hard With a Vengeance

This thread is over three months old. I demand you people stop posting to it at wonce.


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