Thanksgiving Poem

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Nov 26, 2003
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I hope all of you have a wonderful holiday.

A THANKSGIVING POEM . . . Author unknown

‘TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, I JUST COULDN’T SLEEP,
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.

THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED — THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.

TOSSING AND TURNING WITH GREAT ANTICIPATION,
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.

SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.

I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.

I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
‘TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.

I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATED INTO THE SKY,
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.

BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES . . .
HAPPY EATING TO ALL — PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP,
MAY YOUR POTATOES ‘N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.

MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS, MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE, MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.

MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING BE BLESSED!!


Have A Nice Day, 🙂
James W. Hutchinson
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CS
Chuck_Snyder
Nov 26, 2003
James, thanks! I just printed that for my wife to take to her Jazzercise class this morning!
JF
Jodi Frye
Nov 26, 2003
James, good one…love it

Chuck, indeed, I’d like to see that 😉
CS
Chuck_Snyder
Nov 26, 2003
Jodi, she read it to them. Probably will lose a few customers as a result….

🙂

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