(Photoshop) If Hitler Was Alive Today

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Perkoff The Jerkoff
Oct 6, 2006
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Hey guys, I just thought of something, you know how Hitler was around in the 1940s or something like that? Yeah, well what if he was just coming around now? You think he would put all those people in giant microwaves instead of ovens?

http://perkoff.com/2006/10/if-hitler-was-around-today.html To see my photoshopped image.

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Skinky
Oct 7, 2006
That’s so lame. Think you’re so slick because you have Photoshop?!


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Wavy G
Oct 7, 2006
Oh "Electronic Gaming Perkoff," unnumbered are the toils I bear because of thee.

Hey guys, I just thought of something, you know how Hitler was around in the 1940s or something like that? Yeah, well what if he was just coming around now? You think he would put all those people in giant microwaves instead of ovens?

http://perkoff.com/2006/10/if-hitler-was-around-today.html To see my photoshopped image.

Well, I would have posted a comment, but you’ve got me blocked out of Perkoff.com. Man. what’s up with that?
PT
Perkoff The Jerkoff
Oct 7, 2006
Wavy G wrote:
Oh "Electronic Gaming Perkoff," unnumbered are the toils I bear because of thee.

Hey guys, I just thought of something, you know how Hitler was around in the 1940s or something like that? Yeah, well what if he was just coming around now? You think he would put all those people in giant microwaves instead of ovens?

http://perkoff.com/2006/10/if-hitler-was-around-today.html To see my photoshopped image.

Well, I would have posted a comment, but you’ve got me blocked out of Perkoff.com. Man. what’s up with that?

Explain, if I blocked you it was on mistake cause I didn’t even know I could do that.
WG
Wavy G
Oct 7, 2006
Oh "Electronic Gaming Perkoff," unnumbered are the toils I bear because of thee.

Wavy G wrote:
Oh "Electronic Gaming Perkoff," unnumbered are the toils I bear because of thee.

Hey guys, I just thought of something, you know how Hitler was around in the 1940s or something like that? Yeah, well what if he was just coming around now? You think he would put all those people in giant microwaves instead of ovens?

http://perkoff.com/2006/10/if-hitler-was-around-today.html To see my photoshopped image.

Well, I would have posted a comment, but you’ve got me blocked out of Perkoff.com. Man. what’s up with that?

Explain, if I blocked you it was on mistake cause I didn’t even know I could do that.

Well, I tried to sign in, and it said my account had to be validated before I could sign in. Now you’re telling me some shit about entering an email address. Shit, it never asked for no damn email address when I signed up. That’s "whack." Tell me what I have to do to sign up before dissing me.
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Koenraad
Oct 7, 2006
"Wavy G" schreef in bericht
Oh "Electronic Gaming Perkoff," unnumbered are the toils I bear because of thee.

Wavy G wrote:
Oh "Electronic Gaming Perkoff," unnumbered are the toils I bear because of thee.

Hey guys, I just thought of something, you know how Hitler was around in the 1940s or something like that? Yeah, well what if he was just coming around now? You think he would put all those people in giant microwaves instead of ovens?

http://perkoff.com/2006/10/if-hitler-was-around-today.html To see my photoshopped image.

Well, I would have posted a comment, but you’ve got me blocked out of Perkoff.com. Man. what’s up with that?

Explain, if I blocked you it was on mistake cause I didn’t even know I could do that.

Well, I tried to sign in, and it said my account had to be validated before I could sign in. Now you’re telling me some shit about entering an email address. Shit, it never asked for no damn email address when I signed up. That’s "whack." Tell me what I have to do to sign up before dissing me.

Couldn’t stop me from sending this to www.bash.org

Rutger


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Kluck
Oct 7, 2006
On Fri, 06 Oct 2006 16:53:21 -0700, Electronic Gaming Perkoff wrote:

Hey guys, I just thought of something, you know how Hitler was around in the 1940s or something like that? Yeah, well what if he was just coming around now? You think he would put all those people in giant microwaves instead of ovens?

http://perkoff.com/2006/10/if-hitler-was-around-today.html To see my photoshopped image.

Well you do seem to have a sense of humor somewhere inside.



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ushere
Oct 7, 2006
you should go to the top of the queue…..
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SD
Oct 7, 2006
Electronic Gaming Perkoff wrote:
Hey guys, I just thought of something, you know how Hitler was around in the 1940s or something like that? Yeah, well what if he was just coming around now? You think he would put all those people in giant microwaves instead of ovens?

http://perkoff.com/2006/10/if-hitler-was-around-today.html To see my photoshopped image.
Hey, Mr. Crappy Photoshop man is back !!! 2 years running..
PT
Perkoff The Jerkoff
Oct 7, 2006
SD wrote:
Electronic Gaming Perkoff wrote:
Hey guys, I just thought of something, you know how Hitler was around in the 1940s or something like that? Yeah, well what if he was just coming around now? You think he would put all those people in giant microwaves instead of ovens?

http://perkoff.com/2006/10/if-hitler-was-around-today.html To see my photoshopped image.
Hey, Mr. Crappy Photoshop man is back !!! 2 years running..

I never left, guy that remembers me.
LG
Larry Gold
Oct 8, 2006
not FUNNY
Arsehole

"Electronic Gaming Perkoff" wrote in message
Hey guys, I just thought of something, you know how Hitler was around in the 1940s or something like that? Yeah, well what if he was just coming around now? You think he would put all those people in giant microwaves instead of ovens?

http://perkoff.com/2006/10/if-hitler-was-around-today.html To see my photoshopped image.
PT
Perkoff The Jerkoff
Oct 8, 2006
Larry Gold wrote:
not FUNNY
Arsehole

That was a mean reply, please don’t reply to me like that in the future. If you want to be nice that’s ok, but if you’re going to be like this just keep it to yourself. You won’t have to tell me anymore, I understand you don’t like me. Now can you just leave me alone if all you’re going to do is be mean?

Thanks pal.
SP
Stuart Pedazzo
Oct 9, 2006
On 8 Oct 2006 14:06:18 -0700, "A Nightmare On Perkoff Street" said the funniest damn thing :

Larry Gold wrote:
not FUNNY
Arsehole

That was a mean reply, please don’t reply to me like that in the future. If you want to be nice that’s ok, but if you’re going to be like this just keep it to yourself. You won’t have to tell me anymore, I understand you don’t like me. Now can you just leave me alone if all you’re going to do is be mean?

Thanks pal.

But he’s right….it’s NOT funny….and you ARE an arsehole, asshole!
PT
Perkoff The Jerkoff
Oct 9, 2006
Stuart Pedazzo wrote:
On 8 Oct 2006 14:06:18 -0700, "A Nightmare On Perkoff Street" said the funniest damn thing :

Larry Gold wrote:
not FUNNY
Arsehole

That was a mean reply, please don’t reply to me like that in the future. If you want to be nice that’s ok, but if you’re going to be like this just keep it to yourself. You won’t have to tell me anymore, I understand you don’t like me. Now can you just leave me alone if all you’re going to do is be mean?

Thanks pal.

But he’s right….it’s NOT funny….and you ARE an arsehole, asshole!

Opinions of minors don’t matter to me, you’re not a very good troll at all.
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Frank Arthur
Oct 10, 2006
"Electronic Gaming Perkoff" wrote in message
Hey guys, I just thought of something, you know how Hitler was around in the 1940s or something like that? Yeah, well what if he was just coming around now? You think he would put all those people in giant microwaves instead of ovens?

If your mother’s head was in a microwave would she pop like corn? Just a takeoff on your story!
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Skinner1
Oct 18, 2006
On 6 Oct 2006 16:53:21 -0700, "Electronic Gaming Perkoff" wrote:

Hey guys, I just thought of something, you know how Hitler was around in the 1940s or something like that? Yeah, well what if he was just coming around now? You think he would put all those people in giant microwaves instead of ovens?

http://perkoff.com/2006/10/if-hitler-was-around-today.html To see my photoshopped image.

After visiting your "art work" I have but two comments….

You have the handle wrong… it should be Electronic Gaming Jerkoff

and…

Did you graduate from the Robert Malthorp School of Commen Sense with a degree in Good Taste?
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Kingdom
Oct 18, 2006
wrote in news:cj2cj2la6i95t5csspia1mc281lutug6ga@
4ax.com:

On 6 Oct 2006 16:53:21 -0700, "Electronic Gaming Perkoff" wrote:

Hey guys, I just thought of something, you know how Hitler was around in the 1940s or something like that? Yeah, well what if he was just coming around now? You think he would put all those people in giant microwaves instead of ovens?

http://perkoff.com/2006/10/if-hitler-was-around-today.html To see my photoshopped image.

After visiting your "art work" I have but two comments….
You have the handle wrong… it should be Electronic Gaming Jerkoff
and…

Did you graduate from the Robert Malthorp School of Commen Sense with a degree in Good Taste?

You made its day, it’s the resident troll, please refrain from feeding it.


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The Legit Badass
Oct 18, 2006
wrote:
On 6 Oct 2006 16:53:21 -0700, "Electronic Gaming Perkoff" wrote:

Hey guys, I just thought of something, you know how Hitler was around in the 1940s or something like that? Yeah, well what if he was just coming around now? You think he would put all those people in giant microwaves instead of ovens?

http://perkoff.com/2006/10/if-hitler-was-around-today.html To see my photoshopped image.

After visiting your "art work" I have but two comments….
You have the handle wrong… it should be Electronic Gaming Jerkoff

People with original thoughts that aren’t typical say things like that.

alt.sarcasm anyone?
TL
The Legit Badass
Oct 18, 2006
Kingdom wrote:
wrote in news:cj2cj2la6i95t5csspia1mc281lutug6ga@
4ax.com:

On 6 Oct 2006 16:53:21 -0700, "Electronic Gaming Perkoff" wrote:

Hey guys, I just thought of something, you know how Hitler was around in the 1940s or something like that? Yeah, well what if he was just coming around now? You think he would put all those people in giant microwaves instead of ovens?

http://perkoff.com/2006/10/if-hitler-was-around-today.html To see my photoshopped image.

After visiting your "art work" I have but two comments….
You have the handle wrong… it should be Electronic Gaming Jerkoff
and…

Did you graduate from the Robert Malthorp School of Commen Sense with a degree in Good Taste?

You made its day, it’s the resident troll, please refrain from feeding it.

Actually a troll is a person like you that instead of ignorring something he doesn’t like goes out of his name to reply to only call a person names.

Please instead of doing this get a life.

Thanks kid with nothing to do besides troll usenet by accusing others of being what he is.

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