±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:
±©The Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:
Eight Words with two Meanings: Faggot Scruff’s & Then A normal Male’s!
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Scruff……Any thing that is mechanical.
Male……….The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) ad.
Scruff…….Fully opening up and bending over
Male……..Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Scruff…….The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s male partner.
Male……….Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Scruff…..A vow made from a man to a man.
Male…….Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Scruff……A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male……….Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Scruff…….An Embarrassing byproduct of gay life.
Male……….A source of entertainment, self-__expression, male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Scruff……The greatest __expression of intimacy man on man can achieve. Male………Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Scruff…….A device for changing from one TV designing channel to another.
Male………..A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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