Who Is Your Favorite Poster On Usenet?

"L.L. Cool Names" wrote in message

Whose posts to you look forward to reading the most each day?
I personally look forward to reading Wavy G’s posts, as well as Billy Crabs.

I only read posts by Billy Crabs, LL (that’s you), Wavy G, Magnicifent Bastard (when he’s around), and Russel B (when he’s around) and John Mcguirk (when he’s around which is like never).

People I have no interest in reading a post from:
the bede
Scruff
Flipper Mike
Chad Bryant
John Henry
Mattingfly
Hannah

I don’t even know who they are, since I never read anyone else’s posts.

On Sun, 12 Jun 2005 02:32:34 GMT, "Spygirl"
wrote:

"L.L. Cool Names" wrote in message

Whose posts to you look forward to reading the most each day?
I personally look forward to reading Wavy G’s posts, as well as Billy Crabs.

I only read posts by Billy Crabs, LL (that’s you), Wavy G, Magnicifent Bastard (when he’s around), and Russel B (when he’s around) and John Mcguirk (when he’s around which is like never).

People I have no interest in reading a post from:
the bede
Scruff
Flipper Mike
Chad Bryant
John Henry
Mattingfly
Hannah

I don’t even know who they are, since I never read anyone else’s posts.

i was gonna reply to your post, but i never read it.

L.L. Cool Names wrote:

Whose posts to you look forward to reading the most each day?
I personally look forward to reading Wavy G’s posts, as well as Billy Crabs.

Does anyone really give a fuck? You ASSHOLE! FM…

"L.L. Cool Names" wrote in message

Whose posts to you look forward to reading the most each day?

I like yours, Wavy’s, Spygirl’s, Russell B’s and a few others who only post once in a while like the ones Spygirl said.

Neidhart posts on Usenet???

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I love reading my top posted posts the best.

"L.L. Cool Names" wrote in message

Whose posts to you look forward to reading the most each day?
I personally look forward to reading Wavy G’s posts, as well as Billy Crabs.
Scruff
Flipper Mike
Chad Bryant
John Henry
Mattingfly
Hannah

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Super Dave is actually Bob Einstein,
the brother of comedy genius Albert Brooks.

"Evil Sideshow Bob" wrote in message

Neidhart posts on Usenet???

Oh yeah, he does and I tell ya what, I can’t get enough of that guys posts.Oh, by the way, who in holy H hell is Neidhart?

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We’re adding a little something to this month’s sales contest. As you all

know,

first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize?

Second

prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired.

On Sun, 12 Jun 2005 02:32:34 GMT, "Spygirl"
wrote:

"L.L. Cool Names" wrote in message

Whose posts to you look forward to reading the most each day?
I personally look forward to reading Wavy G’s posts, as well as Billy Crabs.

I only read posts by Billy Crabs, LL (that’s you), Wavy G, Magnicifent Bastard (when he’s around), and Russel B (when he’s around) and John Mcguirk (when he’s around which is like never).

People I have no interest in reading a post from:
the bede
Scruff
Flipper Mike
Chad Bryant
John Henry
Mattingfly
Hannah

I don’t even know who they are, since I never read anyone else’s posts.

Well at least that explains why I’m still waitin on that beer.

L.L. Cool Names wrote:

Whose posts to you look forward to reading the most each day?

My favorite poster is Big Red Shark.

Wavy G is funny sometimes but I don’t like the stories about his wierd dreams.

Spygirl’s posts are okay when she’s not being mean to people.

I don’t read Russell Bee’s posts any more because they suck.

"Raspberry Beret" wrote in message

L.L. Cool Names wrote:

Whose posts to you look forward to reading the most each day?

My favorite poster is Big Red Shark.

Wavy G is funny sometimes but I don’t like the stories about his wierd dreams.

Spygirl’s posts are okay when she’s not being mean to people.
I don’t read Russell Bee’s posts any more because they suck.

Funny how LL Cool Name’s alter egos all mention Wavy G. Spygirl, Billy Crabs and Raspberry Beret need to give it up because we know that you are the same person.

Well, so far you’ve heard my voice
But I’ve brought some friends along
And next on the mike is my man "Raspberry Beret" Come on, "Raspberry Beret", sing that song!

Uh check it out:

L.L. Cool Names wrote:

Whose posts to you look forward to reading the most each day?

My favorite poster is Big Red Shark.

Wavy G is funny sometimes but I don’t like the stories about his wierd dreams.

Spygirl’s posts are okay when she’s not being mean to people.
I don’t read Russell Bee’s posts any more because they suck.

Where’s my Americano, punk? The fucking floor will still be here after I leave. Quit mopping it and start my drink.

Mattinglyfan wrote:

"Raspberry Beret" wrote in message

L.L. Cool Names wrote:

Whose posts to you look forward to reading the most each day?

My favorite poster is Big Red Shark.

Wavy G is funny sometimes but I don’t like the stories about his wierd dreams.

Spygirl’s posts are okay when she’s not being mean to people.
I don’t read Russell Bee’s posts any more because they suck.

Funny how LL Cool Name’s alter egos all mention Wavy G. Spygirl, Billy Crabs and Raspberry Beret need to give it up because we know that you are the same person.

Are you trying to hurt my feelings?

Russell B wrote:

Well, so far you’ve heard my voice
But I’ve brought some friends along
And next on the mike is my man "Raspberry Beret" Come on, "Raspberry Beret", sing that song!

Uh check it out:

L.L. Cool Names wrote:

Whose posts to you look forward to reading the most each day?

My favorite poster is Big Red Shark.

Wavy G is funny sometimes but I don’t like the stories about his wierd dreams.

Spygirl’s posts are okay when she’s not being mean to people.
I don’t read Russell Bee’s posts any more because they suck.

Where’s my Americano, punk? The fucking floor will still be here after I leave. Quit mopping it and start my drink.

Stop making sucking noises. You’re not in Starbucks.

It’s very hot and humid here so I just made myself some refreshing iced tea. Ahhhh!

"Raspberry Beret" wrote in message

Mattinglyfan wrote:

"Raspberry Beret" wrote in message

L.L. Cool Names wrote:

Whose posts to you look forward to reading the most each day?

My favorite poster is Big Red Shark.

Wavy G is funny sometimes but I don’t like the stories about his wierd dreams.

Spygirl’s posts are okay when she’s not being mean to people.
I don’t read Russell Bee’s posts any more because they suck.

Funny how LL Cool Name’s alter egos all mention Wavy G. Spygirl, Billy Crabs and Raspberry Beret need to give it up because we know that you are the same person.

Are you trying to hurt my feelings?

NO LL, we have already established that I am one of many people who feel quite sad for you.

You won’t believe all the info you get get on people, find out the sexual offenders in your area, find ex’s criminal records, civil lawsuits. Who all lives at a specific address or write down the license

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"Spygirl" wrote in message

"L.L. Cool Names" wrote in message

Whose posts to you look forward to reading the most each

day?

I personally look forward to reading Wavy G’s posts, as well

as Billy

Crabs.

I only read posts by Billy Crabs, LL (that’s you), Wavy G,

Magnicifent

Bastard (when he’s around), and Russel B (when he’s around)

and John

Mcguirk (when he’s around which is like never).

I am going to have a lot more free time to post..

People I have no interest in reading a post from:
the bede
Scruff
Flipper Mike
Chad Bryant
John Henry
Mattingfly
Hannah

I don’t even know who they are, since I never read anyone

else’s posts.

Spygirl wrote:

"L.L. Cool Names" wrote in message

Whose posts to you look forward to reading the most each day?
I personally look forward to reading Wavy G’s posts, as well as Billy Crabs.

I only read posts by Billy Crabs, LL (that’s you), Wavy G, Magnicifent Bastard (when he’s around), and Russel B (when he’s around) and John Mcguirk (when he’s around which is like never).

I refuse to respond to this most obvious of trolls.

People I have no interest in reading a post from:
the bede
Scruff
Flipper Mike
Chad Bryant
John Henry
Mattingfly
Hannah

I don’t even know who they are, since I never read anyone else’s posts.

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| (@) | | SnuH |
| (O) | \_ ___/
| / | ||
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Of all the Big Red Sharks I’ve known, "Big Red Shark" is the Big Red Sharkiest.

"Spygirl" wrote in message

"L.L. Cool Names" wrote in message

Whose posts to you look forward to reading the most each

day?

I personally look forward to reading Wavy G’s posts, as well

as Billy

Crabs.

I only read posts by Billy Crabs, LL (that’s you), Wavy G,

Magnicifent

Bastard (when he’s around), and Russel B (when he’s around)

and John

Mcguirk (when he’s around which is like never).

I am going to have a lot more free time to post..

Ahh, lost your job, eh? (Get caught videotaping girls in the toilet? Hmm???)

People I have no interest in reading a post from:
the bede
Scruff
Flipper Mike
Chad Bryant
John Henry
Mattingfly
Hannah

I don’t even know who they are, since I never read anyone

else’s posts.

Of all the Raspberry Berets I’ve known, "Raspberry Beret" is the Raspberry Beretiest.

L.L. Cool Names wrote:

Whose posts to you look forward to reading the most each day?

My favorite poster is Big Red Shark.

Wavy G is funny sometimes but I don’t like the stories about his wierd dreams.

That was won fucking post, you inbred. WON FUCKING POST (OK, so I posted it twice, but it was still WON FUCKING POST!!!)

Spygirl’s posts are okay when she’s not being mean to people.
I don’t read Russell Bee’s posts any more because they suck.

Of all the "Mattinglyfan" < (deez nuts)>s I’ve known, ""Mattinglyfan" < (deez nuts)>" is the "Mattinglyfan" < (deez nuts)>iest.

"Raspberry Beret" wrote in message

L.L. Cool Names wrote:

Whose posts to you look forward to reading the most each day?

My favorite poster is Big Red Shark.

Wavy G is funny sometimes but I don’t like the stories about his wierd dreams.

Spygirl’s posts are okay when she’s not being mean to people.
I don’t read Russell Bee’s posts any more because they suck.

Funny how LL Cool Name’s alter egos all mention Wavy G. Spygirl, Billy Crabs and Raspberry Beret need to give it up because we know that you are the same person.

Spygirl, Billy ("Ron Weasel") Crabs, and Raspberry Beret may be all the same person, but Wavy G is not.

Of all the michellemarkos I’ve known, "michellemarko" is the michellemarkoiest.

You won’t believe all the info you get get on people, find out the sexual offenders in your area, find ex’s criminal records, civil lawsuits. Who all lives at a specific address or write down the license
plate to someone who cuts you off! Now you can find them Greetings from PublicData.com.

I wouldn’t worry about it. We won’t be on it. LOL?

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There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and Wavy G On Mon, 13 Jun 2005 03:22:37 GMT this person wrote:

Of all the "Mattinglyfan" < (deez nuts)>s I’ve known, ""Mattinglyfan" < (deez nuts)>" is the "Mattinglyfan" < (deez nuts)>iest.

"Raspberry Beret" wrote in message

L.L. Cool Names wrote:

Whose posts to you look forward to reading the most each day?

My favorite poster is Big Red Shark.

Wavy G is funny sometimes but I don’t like the stories about his wierd dreams.

Spygirl’s posts are okay when she’s not being mean to people.
I don’t read Russell Bee’s posts any more because they suck.

Funny how LL Cool Name’s alter egos all mention Wavy G. Spygirl, Billy Crabs and Raspberry Beret need to give it up because we know that you are the same person.

Spygirl, Billy ("Ron Weasel") Crabs, and Raspberry Beret may be all the same person, but Wavy G is not.

They all may be the same, or they all may be you, all I know is that I’m none of them. If it is just one guy that made up a bunch of names to kiss my ass, I appreciate it and don’t mind at all. If it is just 3 seperate people that like me, I’m cool with that as well.

—
Ladies Love Cool Names

Super Dave is actually Bob Einstein,
the brother of comedy genius Albert Brooks.

"Wavy G" wrote in message

Of all the "Mattinglyfan" < (deez nuts)>s I’ve known, ""Mattinglyfan" < (deez nuts)>" is the "Mattinglyfan" < (deez nuts)>iest.

"Raspberry Beret" wrote in message

L.L. Cool Names wrote:

Whose posts to you look forward to reading the most each day?

My favorite poster is Big Red Shark.

Wavy G is funny sometimes but I don’t like the stories about his wierd dreams.

Spygirl’s posts are okay when she’s not being mean to people.
I don’t read Russell Bee’s posts any more because they suck.

Funny how LL Cool Name’s alter egos all mention Wavy G. Spygirl, Billy Crabs and Raspberry Beret need to give it up because we know that you are the same person.

Spygirl, Billy ("Ron Weasel") Crabs, and Raspberry Beret may be all the same person, but Wavy G is not.

I didn’t say you were. I said they all mentioned you and they all post with the same idiotic style.

On Sat, 11 Jun 2005 21:12:27 -0400, L.L. Cool Names
thought hard and wrote:

Whose posts to you look forward to reading the most each day?

Obviously not yours.

I personally look forward to reading Wavy G’s posts, as well as Billy Crabs.

People I have no interest in reading a post from:
the bede
Scruff
Flipper Mike
Chad Bryant
John Henry
Mattingfly
Hannah

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Of all the "Mattinglyfan" < (deez nuts)>s I’ve known, ""Mattinglyfan" < (deez nuts)>" is the "Mattinglyfan" < (deez nuts)>iest.

"Wavy G" wrote in message

Of all the "Mattinglyfan" < (deez nuts)>s I’ve known, ""Mattinglyfan" < (deez nuts)>" is the "Mattinglyfan" < (deez nuts)>iest.

"Raspberry Beret" wrote in message

L.L. Cool Names wrote:

Whose posts to you look forward to reading the most each day?

My favorite poster is Big Red Shark.

Wavy G is funny sometimes but I don’t like the stories about his wierd dreams.

Spygirl’s posts are okay when she’s not being mean to people.
I don’t read Russell Bee’s posts any more because they suck.

Funny how LL Cool Name’s alter egos all mention Wavy G. Spygirl, Billy Crabs and Raspberry Beret need to give it up because we know that you are the same person.

Spygirl, Billy ("Ron Weasel") Crabs, and Raspberry Beret may be all the same person, but Wavy G is not.

I didn’t say you were. I said they all mentioned you and they all post with the same idiotic style.

Yeah, but their idiotic style is nothing at all like my idiotic style.

good one. too bad no one is that stupid in here. Do you still see your imaginary friends? That’s supposed to go away by age 5 but I have a feeling yours stuck around a litte longer 🙂

I am everybodies favorite poster!!!

why Poot, Rock Boy Mottola and gay lil timmy wanna suck the spooge and seeds right out of my cock!

Of all the Pope Ominous the 69th – Love slave of GoGoGadget Girls I’ve known, "Pope Ominous the 69th – Love slave of GoGoGadget Girl" is the Pope Ominous the 69th – Love slave of GoGoGadget Girliest.

I am everybodies favorite poster!!!

Well, I don’t know who "everybodie" is, but he sounds like a complete loser, if *you’re* his favourite poster, lol.

"theOne" wrote in message

good one. too bad no one is that stupid in here. Do you still see your imaginary friends? That’s supposed to go away by age 5 but I have a feeling yours stuck around a litte longer 🙂

someday that might just make a movie out of his life (LL:coolbreeze) and Russel Crowe will play him……
called a delusional mind

That’s for damned sure. Your idiotic style puts his/their idiotic style to shame. You shouldn’t even be mentioned in the same breath as those morons.

There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and "Boody Bandit" On Mon, 13 Jun 2005 13:59:49 -0400 this
person wrote:

someday that might just make a movie out of his life (LL:coolbreeze) and Russel Crowe will play him……
called a delusional mind

LOL the way you fantasize about me is McCool.

—
Ladies Love Cool Names

Super Dave is actually Bob Einstein,
the brother of comedy genius Albert Brooks.

There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and
"SpanishTeacher" On 13 Jun 2005 12:41:32
-0700 this person wrote:

t’s for damned sure. Your idiotic style puts his/their idiotic style to shame. You shouldn’t even be mentioned in the same breath as those morons.

What is? Who’s idiotic style? Who shouldn’t be mentioned?

Learn to attribute the person you’re replying to you usenet newbie, or noob as others would say.

—
Ladies Love Cool Names

Super Dave is actually Bob Einstein,
the brother of comedy genius Albert Brooks.

"L.L. Cool Names" wrote in message

There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and
"SpanishTeacher" On 13 Jun 2005 12:41:32
-0700 this person wrote:

t’s for damned sure. Your idiotic style puts his/their idiotic style to shame. You shouldn’t even be mentioned in the same breath as those morons.

What is? Who’s idiotic style? Who shouldn’t be mentioned?
Learn to attribute the person you’re replying to you usenet newbie, or noob as others would say.

Well noob, you should know that when you reply to someone, your post appears indented directly under that person’s post. Posts on the same indentation margin indicate that they are replies to the same level of post or are posts began at the same level. Most, if not all newsreaders allow you that much so it is only a matter of not being an idiot in being able to figure that out. Hence, your dilema.

—
Ladies Love Cool Names

Super Dave is actually Bob Einstein,
the brother of comedy genius Albert Brooks.

"Boody Bandit" wrote in message

"theOne" wrote in message

good one. too bad no one is that stupid in here. Do you still see your imaginary friends? That’s supposed to go away by age 5 but I have a feeling yours stuck around a litte longer 🙂

someday that might just make a movie out of his life (LL:coolbreeze) and Russel Crowe will play him……
called a delusional mind

I’m pretty sure it will be Pee Wee Herman and the name of the movie will be PeeWee’s Play-With-Myself House.

"Wavy G" wrote in message

Of all the Big Red Sharks I’ve known, "Big Red Shark" is the

Big Red

Sharkiest.

"Spygirl" wrote in message

"L.L. Cool Names" wrote in message

Whose posts to you look forward to reading the most each

day?

I personally look forward to reading Wavy G’s posts, as

well

as Billy

Crabs.

I only read posts by Billy Crabs, LL (that’s you), Wavy G,

Magnicifent

Bastard (when he’s around), and Russel B (when he’s around)

and John

Mcguirk (when he’s around which is like never).

I am going to have a lot more free time to post..

Ahh, lost your job, eh? (Get caught videotaping girls in the

toilet?

Hmm???)

No. I am still employed. I videotape girls going to the toilet in my free time.

yellow discipline rules.

People I have no interest in reading a post from:
the bede
Scruff
Flipper Mike
Chad Bryant
John Henry
Mattingfly
Hannah

I don’t even know who they are, since I never read anyone

else’s posts.

Of all the Big Red Sharks I’ve known, "Big Red Shark" is the Big Red Sharkiest.

"Wavy G" wrote in message

Of all the Big Red Sharks I’ve known, "Big Red Shark" is the

Big Red

Sharkiest.

"Spygirl" wrote in message

"L.L. Cool Names" wrote in message

Whose posts to you look forward to reading the most each

day?

I personally look forward to reading Wavy G’s posts, as

well

as Billy

Crabs.

I only read posts by Billy Crabs, LL (that’s you), Wavy G,

Magnicifent

Bastard (when he’s around), and Russel B (when he’s around)

and John

Mcguirk (when he’s around which is like never).

I am going to have a lot more free time to post..

Ahh, lost your job, eh? (Get caught videotaping girls in the

toilet?

Hmm???)

No. I am still employed. I videotape girls going to the toilet in my free time.

yellow discipline rules.

As in cowardly, or pee?

People I have no interest in reading a post from:
the bede
Scruff
Flipper Mike
Chad Bryant
John Henry
Mattingfly
Hannah

I don’t even know who they are, since I never read anyone

else’s posts.

"Big Red Shark" wrote in message

"Spygirl" wrote in message

"L.L. Cool Names" wrote in message

Whose posts to you look forward to reading the most each

day?

I personally look forward to reading Wavy G’s posts, as well

as Billy

Crabs.

I only read posts by Billy Crabs, LL (that’s you), Wavy G,

Magnicifent

Bastard (when he’s around), and Russel B (when he’s around)

and John

Mcguirk (when he’s around which is like never).

I am going to have a lot more free time to post..

Wicked.

"

"Raspberry Beret" wrote in message

L.L. Cool Names wrote:

Whose posts to you look forward to reading the most each day?

My favorite poster is Big Red Shark.

Wavy G is funny sometimes but I don’t like the stories about his wierd dreams.

Spygirl’s posts are okay when she’s not being mean to people.

I sowwy. I’m only mean when I’m being bitchie..

I don’t read Russell Bee’s posts any more because they suck.

Was he mean to you or something?

On Wed, 15 Jun 2005 04:37:24 GMT, "Spygirl"
wrote:

I sowwy. I’m only mean when I’m being bitchie..

Since I believe I completely understand your bitchie-ness in many more ways than you could probably ever imagine, and given the fact that I also quite naturally possess a much greater capacity for pure, selfless, deep (hey, I’m at least above average), enduring, and timeless love than even the renowned and most venerable WavyG, or, for that matter, most anyone else you have ever met in this shithole of Usenet could ever hope to attain, I often find your bitchie-ness to be not only quite endearing, but also, very easy to forgive . . . even when it hurts me more than you will ever know, even when yer tearin’ my heart out by da roots, even when it feels like I’m soakin my fuckin boals in chilled Aqua Velva, while hangin by my dick, from a French flagpole, or pushin out a turd as big as Texas from an asshole the size of Rhode Island, because it still remains, among other things, a very natural indicator of your true and overwhelming affection for me, you know, just like every other skirt in town.

In other words . . . I will always love you with all of my heart and soul, even when many others would "flea" (heh-heh), saying you were at your most excruciatingly intolerable bitchie-est. And whether you read my post or not; whether or not we ever talk, or even smell each other’s fahts ever again, and even though I will probably never know the heavenly bliss of either watching you slowly get fat, or learning to hate yer entire family, that fact will remain inviolate for as long as my heart keeps beating, Bayvee. . . maybe even longer! lol

There. I said it.

Now . . . where’s my fuckin’ beer??

( See, Tommy? Ya gotta know how to talk t’ dese broads.)

< Reference to Russel B deleted because it sucks >

Spygirl wrote:

"±" wrote in message

Spygirl wrote:

"L.L. Cool Names" wrote in message

Whose posts to you look forward to reading the most each day?
I personally look forward to reading Wavy G’s posts, as well as

Billy

Crabs.

I only read posts by Billy Crabs, LL (that’s you), Wavy G,

Magnicifent

Bastard (when he’s around), and Russel B (when he’s around) and John Mcguirk (when he’s around which is like never).

I refuse to respond to this most obvious of trolls.

Fine, then don’t.

I won’t.

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| (O) | \_ ___/
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\_____,

"Pisano" wrote in message

On Wed, 15 Jun 2005 04:37:24 GMT, "Spygirl"
wrote:

I sowwy. I’m only mean when I’m being bitchie..

Since I believe I completely understand your bitchie-ness in many more ways than you could probably ever imagine, and given the fact that I also quite naturally possess a much greater capacity for pure, selfless, deep (hey, I’m at least above average), enduring, and timeless love than even the renowned and most venerable WavyG, or, for that matter, most anyone else you have ever met in this shithole of Usenet could ever hope to attain, I often find your bitchie-ness to be not only quite endearing, but also, very easy to forgive . . . even when it hurts me more than you will ever know, even when yer tearin’ my heart out by da roots, even when it feels like I’m soakin my fuckin boals in chilled Aqua Velva, while hangin by my dick, from a French flagpole, or pushin out a turd as big as Texas from an asshole the size of Rhode Island, because it still remains, among other things, a very natural indicator of your true and overwhelming affection for me, you know, just like every other skirt in town.

In other words . . . I will always love you with all of my heart and soul, even when many others would "flea" (heh-heh), saying you were at your most excruciatingly intolerable bitchie-est. And whether you read my post or not; whether or not we ever talk, or even smell each other’s fahts ever again, and even though I will probably never know the heavenly bliss of either watching you slowly get fat, or learning to hate yer entire family, that fact will remain inviolate for as long as my heart keeps beating, Bayvee. . . maybe even longer! lol

There. I said it.

Now . . . where’s my fuckin’ beer??

I drank it, fool. I drank them all!

( See, Tommy? Ya gotta know how to talk t’ dese broads.)

< Reference to Russel B deleted because it sucks >

"Stephan" wrote in message

Could you, bunch of fucking retards, leave us alone at alt.graphics photoshop?

What you say? Me no undastand, me am not tarded. Me am goodly at doin thinking

On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 15:18:56 GMT, "Billy Crabs" wrote:

"Pisano" wrote in message

On Wed, 15 Jun 2005 04:37:24 GMT, "Spygirl"
wrote:

I sowwy. I’m only mean when I’m being bitchie..

Since I believe I completely understand your bitchie-ness in many more ways than you could probably ever imagine, and given the fact that I also quite naturally possess a much greater capacity for pure, selfless, deep (hey, I’m at least above average), enduring, and timeless love than even the renowned and most venerable WavyG, or, for that matter, most anyone else you have ever met in this shithole of Usenet could ever hope to attain, I often find your bitchie-ness to be not only quite endearing, but also, very easy to forgive . . . even when it hurts me more than you will ever know, even when yer tearin’ my heart out by da roots, even when it feels like I’m soakin my fuckin boals in chilled Aqua Velva, while hangin by my dick, from a French flagpole, or pushin out a turd as big as Texas from an asshole the size of Rhode Island, because it still remains, among other things, a very natural indicator of your true and overwhelming affection for me, you know, just like every other skirt in town.

In other words . . . I will always love you with all of my heart and soul, even when many others would "flea" (heh-heh), saying you were at your most excruciatingly intolerable bitchie-est. And whether you read my post or not; whether or not we ever talk, or even smell each other’s fahts ever again, and even though I will probably never know the heavenly bliss of either watching you slowly get fat, or learning to hate yer entire family, that fact will remain inviolate for as long as my heart keeps beating, Bayvee. . . maybe even longer! lol

There. I said it.

Now . . . where’s my fuckin’ beer??

I drank it, fool. I drank them all!

And yer callin ~me~ a fuckin drunk.

HEY . . . stay outta dis, YOU!

( See, Tommy? Ya gotta know how to talk t’ dese broads.)

< Reference to Russel B deleted because it sucks >

Spygirl wrote:

"Raspberry Beret" wrote in message

L.L. Cool Names wrote:

Whose posts to you look forward to reading the most each day?

My favorite poster is Big Red Shark.

Wavy G is funny sometimes but I don’t like the stories about his wierd dreams.

Spygirl’s posts are okay when she’s not being mean to people.

I sowwy. I’m only mean when I’m being bitchie..

I don’t have enough pages for the calendar yet. (hint, hint)

I don’t read Russell Bee’s posts any more because they suck.

Was he mean to you or something?

Are you kidding? Russell Bee has been nothing but mean to me. And worse… he doesn’t write pomes for me anymore.

You are defiantly mine, Billy Crabs! Although your clone LL is all mine! lol FM…

"Raspberry Beret" wrote in message

Spygirl wrote:

"Raspberry Beret" wrote in message

L.L. Cool Names wrote:

Whose posts to you look forward to reading the most each day?

My favorite poster is Big Red Shark.

Wavy G is funny sometimes but I don’t like the stories about his wierd dreams.

Spygirl’s posts are okay when she’s not being mean to people.

I sowwy. I’m only mean when I’m being bitchie..

I don’t have enough pages for the calendar yet. (hint, hint)

I don’t read Russell Bee’s posts any more because they suck.

Was he mean to you or something?

Are you kidding? Russell Bee has been nothing but mean to me. And worse… he doesn’t write pomes for me anymore.

What the hell is a pome?
Oh, you mean "poem".

In article <66hse.13646$>, Itchycrotch2
@hotmail.com says…

"Stephan" wrote in message

Could you, bunch of fucking retards, leave us alone at alt.graphics photoshop?

What you say? Me no undastand, me am not tarded. Me am goodly at doin thinking

no, even a retard could’ve come up with something less pathetic.

"Fish! – of Arcadia." wrote in message

In article <66hse.13646$>, Itchycrotch2
@hotmail.com says…

"Stephan" wrote in message

Could you, bunch of fucking retards, leave us alone at alt.graphics photoshop?

What you say? Me no undastand, me am not tarded. Me am goodly at doin thinking

no, even a retard could’ve come up with something less pathetic.

Pathetic? I am hurt. I put a lot of thought into that post…. wait a minute, maybe I really am mentally challenged. It’s all so clear now, I’ve always wondered why I drooled so much and enjoyed looking at the sun until I was blind and it took two hours for my eyesight to come back.