A Pic I Photoshopped Your Opinions Please

"No Name" wrote in message
| Here is the original pic
http://www.howardstern.com/04/01/28/12b.jpg
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| Here is the photoshopped version of the pic that
I created
|
http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/highpitchkimmel.jpg
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| Let me know what you think.

not to bad.. not to shaby.. your going to make it
in the photoshop business.

"No Name" wrote in message

Let me know what you think.

I think you probably need some psychiatric help.

In article ,
No Name wrote:

Here is the original pic http://www.howardstern.com/04/01/28/12b.jpg
Here is the photoshopped version of the pic that I created http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/highpitchkimmel.jpg

Let me know what you think.

I think you should have saved the money to buy photshop, whether it was your money or not, saved the time to find a serial if you stole it, and you shouldn’t have wasted the time learning how to do it badly. try magazine pictures and glue, much cheaper and I’m sure you’d enjoy eating the paste.

HTH
HAND

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

—

Maybe I’m just a pessimist and am totally wrong; I could live quite happily with that.
-SATAN
Sane people are just lunatics in denial.
_Delta Nine

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Stu Dapples" On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 23:26:46 -0000 this person wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

Here is the original pic http://www.howardstern.com/04/01/28/12b.jpg
Here is the photoshopped version of the pic that I created http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/highpitchkimmel.jpg

Let me know what you think.

I think you probably need some psychiatric help.

I added the part you snipped out, do you always take time out of your life to insult people or was this just one of them days you decided to go out of your way to be a dick head to a person you don’t know for your own enjoyment on usenet, it’d be cool if you had something going on so you wouldn’t have to be a dick to people like me on usenet.

Good luck with growing up Stu.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and Reyd On
Sun, 30 Jan 2005 01:14:44 GMT this person wrote:

In article ,
No Name wrote:

Here is the original pic http://www.howardstern.com/04/01/28/12b.jpg
Here is the photoshopped version of the pic that I created http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/highpitchkimmel.jpg

Let me know what you think.

I think you should have saved the money to buy photshop, whether it was your money or not, saved the time to find a serial if you stole it, and you shouldn’t have wasted the time learning how to do it badly. try magazine pictures and glue, much cheaper and I’m sure you’d enjoy eating the paste.

HTH
HAND

I
NOW PLONK Reyd

Fucking trolls love to troll. Wish they would love to have a life as much as they love to troll me, if they did maybe they’d invest some time in something else besides being a troll on usenet.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

No Name wrote:
….

Fucking trolls love to troll. Wish they would love to have a life as much as they love to troll me, if they did maybe they’d invest some time in something else besides being a troll on usenet.

What do you expect? I don’t see you behaving much better. With nothing to lose, and no reason to be helpful or even polite, conversation usually goes straight downhill.

Post under your own name, think about the fact that your friends or your future kids might read what you are saying, and you won’t behave this way, nor would the people you’re squabbling with..
—

Mike Russell
www.geigy.2y.net

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Here is the original pic http://www.howardstern.com/04/01/28/12b.jpg
Here is the photoshopped version of the pic that I created http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/highpitchkimmel.jpg

Let me know what you think.

Their heads are too big.

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)| )| )| ) o.;———–./|
__/ |__/ | / | __/ // S O A P Y // |
|’———–‘| /
jgs | | /
Smeeter #30-something ‘————-‘`

"No Name" wrote in message

Here is the original pic http://www.howardstern.com/04/01/28/12b.jpg
Here is the photoshopped version of the pic that I created http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/highpitchkimmel.jpg

Let me know what you think.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

If this is your first attempt at Photoshop it’s not too bad, but I would not give up the day job just yet!
you might like to have a look at some of Paul M Smith’s Photoshop work http://www.richmond.ac.uk/faculty/faculty/faculty_page.asp?c ode=120 http://www.photonet.org.uk/programme/citibank/smith.html You might find it better to lose the adolescent attitude if you want people to provide constructive criticism and not just treat you like a jerk!

On 30 Jan 2005 13:23:54 GMT, Soapy wrote:

No Name wrote in
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Here is the original pic http://www.howardstern.com/04/01/28/12b.jpg
Here is the photoshopped version of the pic that I created http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/highpitchkimmel.jpg

Let me know what you think.

Their heads are too big.

Listeniing to the way he talks,
that ìs the size of his head:-(

Dave

"No Name" wrote in message

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and Reyd On
Sun, 30 Jan 2005 01:14:44 GMT this person wrote:

In article ,
No Name wrote:

Here is the original pic http://www.howardstern.com/04/01/28/12b.jpg
Here is the photoshopped version of the pic that I created http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/highpitchkimmel.jpg

Let me know what you think.

I think you should have saved the money to buy photshop, whether it was your money or not, saved the time to find a serial if you stole it, and you shouldn’t have wasted the time learning how to do it badly. try magazine pictures and glue, much cheaper and I’m sure you’d enjoy eating the paste.

HTH
HAND

I
NOW PLONK Reyd

Fucking trolls love to troll. Wish they would love to have a life as much as they love to troll me, if they did maybe they’d invest some time in something else besides being a troll on usenet.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

Didn’t you ask what people thought?
You shouldn’t ask questions that you really don’t want answered!

"Mike Russell" wrote in message

No Name wrote:
…

Fucking trolls love to troll. Wish they would love to have a life as much as they love to troll me, if they did maybe they’d invest some time in something else besides being a troll on usenet.

What do you expect? I don’t see you behaving much better. With nothing

to

lose, and no reason to be helpful or even polite, conversation usually

goes

straight downhill.

Post under your own name, think about the fact that your friends or your future kids might read what you are saying, and you won’t behave this way, nor would the people you’re squabbling with..
—

Mike Russell
www.geigy.2y.net

I think his future kids will continue to get flushed down the shower drain.

"No Name" wrote in message

I think you probably need some psychiatric help.

I added the part you snipped out, do you always take time out of your life to insult people or was this just one of them days you decided to

‘Them’ days? Oh wait, you mean ‘those’ days.

go out of your way to be a dick head to a person you don’t know for your own enjoyment on usenet, it’d be cool if you had something going on so you wouldn’t have to be a dick to people like me on usenet.

Oh bless! How sweet. I can almost see the tears in your little eyes.

Now I KNOW you need some psychiatric help.
Meanwhile, please continue to impress us with your PS skills. (By the way, last time I saw heads at that angle one of the owners had broken his neck in an RTA.)

Good luck with growing up Stu.

Wow, that’s a good one, from someone who is either physically or mentally about, hmm, let’s say eleven.
Stu

Dave wrote in
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On 30 Jan 2005 13:23:54 GMT, Soapy wrote:

No Name wrote in
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Here is the original pic
http://www.howardstern.com/04/01/28/12b.jpg

Here is the photoshopped version of the pic that I created http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/highpitchkimmel.jpg

Let me know what you think.

Their heads are too big.

Listeniing to the way he talks,
that

"Stu Dapples" wrote in
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"No Name" wrote in message

I think you probably need some psychiatric help.

I added the part you snipped out, do you always take time out of your life to insult people or was this just one of them days you decided to

‘Them’ days? Oh wait, you mean ‘those’ days.

go out of your way to be a dick head to a person you don’t know for your own enjoyment on usenet, it’d be cool if you had something going on so you wouldn’t have to be a dick to people like me on usenet.

Oh bless! How sweet. I can almost see the tears in your little eyes.

Now I KNOW you need some psychiatric help.
Meanwhile, please continue to impress us with your PS skills. (By the way, last time I saw heads at that angle one of the owners had broken his neck in an RTA.)

Good luck with growing up Stu.

Wow, that’s a good one, from someone who is either physically or mentally about, hmm, let’s say eleven.
Stu

Oooh, an "I know you are, but what am I?". Sorry, first person to post a PeeWee loses. Better luck next time, Stu.

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)| )| )| ) o.;———–./|
__/ |__/ | / | __/ // S O A P Y // |
|’———–‘| /
jgs | | /
Smeeter #30-something ‘————-‘`

"Soapy" wrote in message

Dave wrote in
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On 30 Jan 2005 13:23:54 GMT, Soapy wrote:

No Name wrote in
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Here is the original pic
http://www.howardstern.com/04/01/28/12b.jpg

Here is the photoshopped version of the pic that I created http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/highpitchkimmel.jpg

Let me know what you think.

Their heads are too big.

Listeniing to the way he talks,
that

In article ,
No Name wrote:
<snip>

Fucking trolls love to troll. Wish they would love to have a life as much as they love to troll me, if they did maybe they’d invest some time in something else besides being a troll on usenet.

I know, isn’t it amazing how much time some people waste posting inane crap on usenet.
🙂
HAND

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

—

Maybe I’m just a pessimist and am totally wrong; I could live quite happily with that.
-SATAN
Sane people are just lunatics in denial.
_Delta Nine

On 30 Jan 2005 13:23:54 GMT, Soapy wrote:

No Name wrote in
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Here is the original pic http://www.howardstern.com/04/01/28/12b.jpg
Here is the photoshopped version of the pic that I created http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/highpitchkimmel.jpg

Let me know what you think.

Their heads are too big.

Plus they are both still ugly looking dudes either way.

"No Name" wrote in message

Here is the original pic http://www.howardstern.com/04/01/28/12b.jpg
Here is the photoshopped version of the pic that I created http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/highpitchkimmel.jpg

Let me know what you think.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

I have the questionable honour of being a Federation approved Judge for Photo Competitions. I have to study Pictures submitted for judging, and give a well reasoned appraisal, so that the authors can know what is good or bad about their work. I always strive to make this a learning experience, and to not be too harsh, because the Author could just be a beginner in our Art.

In my humble opinion the original is rather boring and dull, although technically good enough. The Subjects seem to have a good rapport with one another, but it would have been helpful if we could have known what they were looking at. The second one – yours – is total crap.

I think your parents were very wise.

Roy

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Roy" On Mon, 31 Jan 2005 02:39:23 GMT this
person wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

Here is the original pic http://www.howardstern.com/04/01/28/12b.jpg
Here is the photoshopped version of the pic that I created http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/highpitchkimmel.jpg

Let me know what you think.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

I have the questionable honour of being a Federation approved Judge for Photo Competitions. I have to study Pictures submitted for judging, and give a well reasoned appraisal, so that the authors can know what is good or bad about their work. I always strive to make this a learning experience, and to not be too harsh, because the Author could just be a beginner in our Art.

In my humble opinion the original is rather boring and dull, although technically good enough. The Subjects seem to have a good rapport with one another, but it would have been helpful if we could have known what they were looking at. The second one – yours – is total crap.
I think your parents were very wise.

Roy

You have showed your immaturity, and also I can tell that you lied for 2 whole paragraphs, why like when you’re just going to give away the fact that you’re a liar?

Anyway I have nothing to say to a liar except for that I have no respect for a lying son of a bitch like you.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

"No Name" wrote in message

Here is the original pic http://www.howardstern.com/04/01/28/12b.jpg
Here is the photoshopped version of the pic that I created http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/highpitchkimmel.jpg

Let me know what you think.

Hey Man. It was you who asked for Opinions.

If you don’t like the answers, then don’t ask. I have had a lot worse said about some of my pictures. None of mine, well none that are on Public Display anyway, are near as bad as yours.

I am quite pleased to be in such an esteemed group, because I do like Women. Liking Girls can get people into BIG trouble.

Roy

Don’t blame me. I voted for "Roy" .

"No Name" wrote in message

Here is the original pic http://www.howardstern.com/04/01/28/12b.jpg
Here is the photoshopped version of the pic that I created http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/highpitchkimmel.jpg

Let me know what you think.

Hey Man. It was you who asked for Opinions.

If you don’t like the answers, then don’t ask. I have had a lot worse said about some of my pictures. None of mine, well none that are on Public Display anyway, are near as bad as yours.

I am quite pleased to be in such an esteemed group, because I do like Women. Liking Girls can get people into BIG trouble.

I found this last sentence to be a little strange.

Roy

"No Name" wrote in message

Here is the original pic http://www.howardstern.com/04/01/28/12b.jpg
Here is the photoshopped version of the pic that I created http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/highpitchkimmel.jpg

Let me know what you think.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

Is this what you were trying to do?
http://www.headrushfilms.com/images/crappic.jpg
I know it’s not very good but it only took 5min 32sec.
I did not feel it was worth spending any longer on it!

"MOP" wrote in message

"No Name" wrote in message

Here is the original pic http://www.howardstern.com/04/01/28/12b.jpg
Here is the photoshopped version of the pic that I created http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/highpitchkimmel.jpg

Let me know what you think.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

Is this what you were trying to do?
http://www.headrushfilms.com/images/crappic.jpg
I know it’s not very good but it only took 5min 32sec.
I did not feel it was worth spending any longer on it!

And infinitely better of an attempt that the dorky one no name spent all day on and is carrying on about.

"No Name" wrote in message

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Roy"

You asked for opinions; you’re getting opinions.
You don’t like the opinions? Then you shouldn’t have asked for opinions. You are a dimwitted baboon.

"Soapy" wrote in message

Oooh, an "I know you are, but what am I?". Sorry, first person to post a PeeWee loses. Better luck next time, Stu.

I wonder if anybody else understands what you posted. What is a peewee?

One thing for certain, if he/she wanted attention this was the right post/place to get it.
I agree with steggy, "don’t feed the trolls".

donster

No Name wrote:

Here is the original pic http://www.howardstern.com/04/01/28/12b.jpg
Here is the photoshopped version of the pic that I created http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/highpitchkimmel.jpg

Let me know what you think.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

Check this out and then tell us all how good you are.
http://www.charito.de/home.htm
This is as good as it gets.

On Mon, 31 Jan 2005 18:32:01 -0500, "Scruff" found these unused words floating about:

Check this out and then tell us all how good you are.
http://www.charito.de/home.htm
This is as good as it gets.

Looks more like 3D MAX than photoshop …

You are a piece of shit!

No Name wrote:

Here is the original pic http://www.howardstern.com/04/01/28/12b.jpg
Here is the photoshopped version of the pic that I created http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/highpitchkimmel.jpg

Let me know what you think.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

You are a piece of shit!

No Name wrote:

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Roy" On Mon, 31 Jan 2005 02:39:23 GMT this
person wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

Here is the original pic http://www.howardstern.com/04/01/28/12b.jpg
Here is the photoshopped version of the pic that I created http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/highpitchkimmel.jpg

Let me know what you think.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

I have the questionable honour of being a Federation approved Judge for Photo Competitions. I have to study Pictures submitted for judging, and give a well reasoned appraisal, so that the authors can know what is good or bad about their work. I always strive to make this a learning experience, and to not be too harsh, because the Author could just be a beginner in our Art.

In my humble opinion the original is rather boring and dull, although technically good enough. The Subjects seem to have a good rapport with one another, but it would have been helpful if we could have known what they were looking at. The second one – yours – is total crap.
I think your parents were very wise.

Roy

You have showed your immaturity, and also I can tell that you lied for 2 whole paragraphs, why like when you’re just going to give away the fact that you’re a liar?

Anyway I have nothing to say to a liar except for that I have no respect for a lying son of a bitch like you.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

Donald Link wrote in
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On 30 Jan 2005 13:23:54 GMT, Soapy wrote:

No Name wrote in
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Here is the original pic
http://www.howardstern.com/04/01/28/12b.jpg

Here is the photoshopped version of the pic that I created http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/highpitchkimmel.jpg

Let me know what you think.

Their heads are too big.

Plus they are both still ugly looking dudes either way.

Kimmel looks high.

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__ __ __ __ O O O
/ / | / | / | / | O o o
(___ ( |(___|(___|(___| o _____________o
)| )| )| ) o.;———–./|
__/ |__/ | / | __/ // S O A P Y // |
|’———–‘| /
jgs | | /
Smeeter #30-something ‘————-‘`

"Vic" wrote in
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"Soapy" wrote in message

Oooh, an "I know you are, but what am I?". Sorry, first person to post a PeeWee loses. Better luck next time, Stu.

I wonder if anybody else understands what you posted. What is a peewee?

"I know you are, but what am I."

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__ __ __ __ O O O
/ / | / | / | / | O o o
(___ ( |(___|(___|(___| o _____________o
)| )| )| ) o.;———–./|
__/ |__/ | / | __/ // S O A P Y // |
|’———–‘| /
jgs | | /
Smeeter #30-something ‘————-‘`

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Des Perado" On Mon, 31 Jan 2005 15:15:00 -0000 this person wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Roy"

You asked for opinions; you’re getting opinions.
You don’t like the opinions? Then you shouldn’t have asked for opinions. You are a dimwitted baboon.

Why did you reply to the thing it automatically says to every person I reply to?

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My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Vic" On Mon, 31 Jan 2005 22:07:22 -0000 this person
wrote:

"Soapy" wrote in message

Oooh, an "I know you are, but what am I?". Sorry, first person to post a PeeWee loses. Better luck next time, Stu.

I wonder if anybody else understands what you posted. What is a peewee?

I know you are but what am I?

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

"No Name" wrote in message

Why did you reply to the thing it automatically says to every person I reply to?

I have tried very hard, but I can make no sense whatsoever of your question.

"Soapy" wrote in message

"Vic" wrote in
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"Soapy" wrote in message

Oooh, an "I know you are, but what am I?". Sorry, first person to post a PeeWee loses. Better luck next time, Stu.

I wonder if anybody else understands what you posted. What is a peewee?

"I know you are, but what am I."

WdaF?!?

I thought it was just kid talk for taking a leak…

Shaun aRe

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Shaun aRe" On Tue, 1 Feb 2005 13:13:04 -0000 this
person wrote:

"Soapy" wrote in message

"Vic" wrote in
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"Soapy" wrote in message

Oooh, an "I know you are, but what am I?". Sorry, first person to post a PeeWee loses. Better luck next time, Stu.

I wonder if anybody else understands what you posted. What is a peewee?

"I know you are, but what am I."

WdaF?!?

I thought it was just kid talk for taking a leak…

SHUT UP!

Shaun aRe

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My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Des Perado" On Tue, 1 Feb 2005 11:39:11 -0000 this person wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

Why did you reply to the thing it automatically says to every person I reply to?

I have tried very hard, but I can make no sense whatsoever of your question.

That’s cause you’re below average intelligence.

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My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

No Name wrote:

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Des Perado" On Tue, 1 Feb 2005 11:39:11 -0000 this person wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

Why did you reply to the thing it automatically says to every person I reply to?

I have tried very hard, but I can make no sense whatsoever of your question.

That’s cause you’re below average intelligence.

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and************ disapear in your shitty hole will you? No this is not food this is another well known phenomena on Usenet: the kill file entrance.

—
steg

"No Name" wrote in message

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Vic" On Mon, 31 Jan 2005 22:07:22 -0000 this person

I wonder if anybody else understands what you posted. What is a peewee?

I know you are but what am I?

Shall I help you to find out what you are?
Probably not though, since I fail on all three of the things you hate. But what the hell, since you asked – you are a very silly little boy. You should be soundly smacked and put to bed without any dinner.

"No Name" wrote in message

Why did you reply to the thing it automatically says to every person I reply to?

I have tried very hard, but I can make no sense whatsoever of your

question.

That’s cause you’re below average intelligence.

I’m way above average – I can make no sense of it either.

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Vic" On Tue, 1 Feb 2005 21:57:47 -0000 this person
wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

Why did you reply to the thing it automatically says to every person I reply to?

I have tried very hard, but I can make no sense whatsoever of your

question.

That’s cause you’re below average intelligence.

I’m way above average – I can make no sense of it either.

That’s obviously a lie, if you’re so above average how come you can’t figure the simplest of things out?

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

"No Name" wrote in message

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Shaun aRe" On Tue, 1 Feb 2005 13:13:04 -0000 this
person wrote:

"Soapy" wrote in message

"Vic" wrote in
news::

"Soapy" wrote in message

Oooh, an "I know you are, but what am I?". Sorry, first person to post a PeeWee loses. Better luck next time, Stu.

I wonder if anybody else understands what you posted. What is a peewee?

"I know you are, but what am I."

WdaF?!?

I thought it was just kid talk for taking a leak…

SHUT UP!

Oh.

Shaun aRe – What’d you do with Soapy?!?!?

"Vic" wrote in message

"No Name" wrote in message

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Vic" On Mon, 31 Jan 2005 22:07:22 -0000 this person

I wonder if anybody else understands what you posted. What is a peewee?

I know you are but what am I?

Shall I help you to find out what you are?
Probably not though, since I fail on all three of the things you hate. But what the hell, since you asked – you are a very silly little boy. You should be soundly smacked and put to bed without any dinner.

‘Smacked’ is slang for ‘shot through the head repeatedly’ isn’t it?

Shaun aRe – Just asking like.

"No Name" wrote in message

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Vic" On Tue, 1 Feb 2005 21:57:47 -0000 this person
wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

Why did you reply to the thing it automatically says to every person

I

reply to?

I have tried very hard, but I can make no sense whatsoever of your

question.

That’s cause you’re below average intelligence.

I’m way above average – I can make no sense of it either.

That’s obviously a lie, if you’re so above average how come you can’t figure the simplest of things out?

*Nobody* can quite figure you out.

Shaun aRe – Way above Average. (He’s on 3rd floor I’m in penthouse.)

In article ,
No Name wrote:

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Vic" On Mon, 31 Jan 2005 22:07:22 -0000 this person
wrote:

"Soapy" wrote in message

Oooh, an "I know you are, but what am I?". Sorry, first person to post a PeeWee loses. Better luck next time, Stu.

I wonder if anybody else understands what you posted. What is a peewee?

I know you are but what am I?

thats not the important question you should be asking, you should be asking I know are but why am I?
when you find out why you are, you may find what you are too.

—

Maybe I’m just a pessimist and am totally wrong; I could live quite happily with that.
-SATAN
Sane people are just lunatics in denial.
_Delta Nine

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and Reyd On
Wed, 02 Feb 2005 18:58:03 GMT this person wrote:

In article ,
No Name wrote:

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Vic" On Mon, 31 Jan 2005 22:07:22 -0000 this person
wrote:

"Soapy" wrote in message

Oooh, an "I know you are, but what am I?". Sorry, first person to post a PeeWee loses. Better luck next time, Stu.

I wonder if anybody else understands what you posted. What is a peewee?

I know you are but what am I?

thats not the important question you should be asking, you should be asking I know are but why am I?
when you find out why you are, you may find what you are too.

SHUT UP DORK BOY.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Shaun aRe" On Wed, 2 Feb 2005 10:53:52 -0000 this
person wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Vic" On Tue, 1 Feb 2005 21:57:47 -0000 this person
wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

Why did you reply to the thing it automatically says to every person

I

reply to?

I have tried very hard, but I can make no sense whatsoever of your

question.

That’s cause you’re below average intelligence.

I’m way above average – I can make no sense of it either.

That’s obviously a lie, if you’re so above average how come you can’t figure the simplest of things out?

*Nobody* can quite figure you out.

You are a nobody.

Shaun aRe – Way above Average. (He’s on 3rd floor I’m in penthouse.)

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

No Name wrote:

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and Reyd On
Wed, 02 Feb 2005 18:58:03 GMT this person wrote:

In article ,
No Name wrote:

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Vic" On Mon, 31 Jan 2005 22:07:22 -0000 this
person wrote:

"Soapy" wrote in message

Oooh, an "I know you are, but what am I?". Sorry, first person to post a PeeWee loses. Better luck next time, Stu.

I wonder if anybody else understands what you posted. What is a peewee?

I know you are but what am I?

thats not the important question you should be asking, you should be asking I know are but why am I?
when you find out why you are, you may find what you are too.

SHUT UP DORK BOY.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

How old are you, NFN?

"No Name" wrote in message

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

I plan to plonk you in a moment; I suspect many others have also plonked what can only be a young boy, probably pre-pubescent, certainly quite badly brought up and probably quite spoilt. An only child, I surmise.

Before I leave, I would just like to suggest that you amend your sig a little – something along the lines of your parents being wrong to have you. I think this would be more fitting than the meaningless rubbish you are currently using.

Keep up the impressive work with PhotoShop. At the breathtaking rate you’re getting on with it you’ll be a true expert with the product in around 32 years time.

Victoria.

"Vic" wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

I plan to plonk you in a moment;

Ooh, what a big man you are. You do know that you can do this without announcing it in front of everybody so as to impress your hipster friends, don’t you?

I suspect many others have also plonked
what can only be a young boy, probably pre-pubescent, certainly quite badly brought up and probably quite spoilt. An only child, I surmise.
Before I leave, I would just like to suggest that you amend your sig a little – something along the lines of your parents being wrong to have you. I think this would be more fitting than the meaningless rubbish you are currently using.

Keep up the impressive work with PhotoShop. At the breathtaking rate you’re getting on with it you’ll be a true expert with the product in around 32 years time.

Victoria.

No Name wrote:

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and Reyd On
Wed, 02 Feb 2005 18:58:03 GMT this person wrote:

<snip>

SHUT UP DORK BOY.

just because the word important is too long for you to sound out…

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

How old are you, NFN?

—

Maybe I’m just a pessimist and am totally wrong; I could live quite happily with that.
-SATAN
Sane people are just lunatics in denial.
_Delta Nine

"Vic" wrote in message

"No Name" wrote in message

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

I plan to plonk you in a moment; I suspect many others have also plonked what can only be a young boy, probably pre-pubescent, certainly quite

badly

brought up and probably quite spoilt. An only child, I surmise.
Before I leave, I would just like to suggest that you amend your sig a little – something along the lines of your parents being wrong to have

you.

I think this would be more fitting than the meaningless rubbish you are currently using.

Keep up the impressive work with PhotoShop. At the breathtaking rate

you’re

getting on with it you’ll be a true expert with the product in around 32 years time.

Victoria.

LOL

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and Wavy G
On Wed, 02 Feb 2005 17:07:53 -0500 this person
wrote:

"Vic" wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

I plan to plonk you in a moment;

Ooh, what a big man you are. You do know that you can do this without announcing it in front of everybody so as to impress your hipster friends, don’t you?

Oh no some guy that’s been responding to my threads only to insult me is going to plonk me. It’s gonna suck when he can’t see my posts no more, that will mean he won’t be able to reply to them and be mean.

OH NO!!!!

I suspect many others have also plonked
what can only be a young boy, probably pre-pubescent, certainly quite badly brought up and probably quite spoilt. An only child, I surmise.
Before I leave, I would just like to suggest that you amend your sig a little – something along the lines of your parents being wrong to have you. I think this would be more fitting than the meaningless rubbish you are currently using.

Keep up the impressive work with PhotoShop. At the breathtaking rate you’re getting on with it you’ll be a true expert with the product in around 32 years time.

Victoria.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and Reyd On
Wed, 02 Feb 2005 23:04:17 GMT this person wrote:

No Name wrote:

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and Reyd On
Wed, 02 Feb 2005 18:58:03 GMT this person wrote:

<snip>

SHUT UP DORK BOY.

just because the word important is too long for you to sound out…

Hey dork boy is still typing.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

How old are you, NFN?

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

No Name wrote:

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and Wavy G
On Wed, 02 Feb 2005 17:07:53 -0500 this person
wrote:

"Vic" wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

I plan to plonk you in a moment;

Ooh, what a big man you are. You do know that you can do this without announcing it in front of everybody so as to impress your hipster friends, don’t you?

Oh no some guy that’s been responding to my threads only to insult me is going to plonk me. It’s gonna suck when he can’t see my posts no more, that will mean he won’t be able to reply to them and be mean.
OH NO!!!!

Yeah, "Hi and I’m Vic. I am so important that I think that if I tell this poor kid that I will killfile him, he will regret the things he has said and change his ways, so as to respect me and suit my needs. I am a typical American blundering dunderhead."

I suspect many others have also plonked
what can only be a young boy, probably pre-pubescent, certainly quite badly brought up and probably quite spoilt. An only child, I surmise.
Before I leave, I would just like to suggest that you amend your sig a little – something along the lines of your parents being wrong to have you. I think this would be more fitting than the meaningless rubbish you are currently using.

Keep up the impressive work with PhotoShop. At the breathtaking rate you’re getting on with it you’ll be a true expert with the product in around 32 years time.

Victoria.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

In article ,
No Name wrote:

Oh no some guy that’s been responding to my threads only to insult me is going to plonk me. It’s gonna suck when he can’t see my posts no more, that will mean he won’t be able to reply to them and be mean.
OH NO!!!!

the horror eh?

—
All they do is slap some lipstick on and try to
pretend it’s not a pig.
Peter H. Proctor

Sane people are just lunatics in denial.
_Delta Nine

"Wavy G" wrote in message

"Vic" wrote:

Ooh, what a big man you are. You do know that you can do this without announcing it in front of everybody so as to impress your hipster friends, don’t you?

Er, since when has a Victoria ever been a man?

Victoria.

"No Name" wrote in message

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Shaun aRe" On Wed, 2 Feb 2005 10:53:52 -0000 this
person wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Vic" On Tue, 1 Feb 2005 21:57:47 -0000 this person
wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

Why did you reply to the thing it automatically says to every

person

I

reply to?

I have tried very hard, but I can make no sense whatsoever of your

question.

That’s cause you’re below average intelligence.

I’m way above average – I can make no sense of it either.

That’s obviously a lie, if you’re so above average how come you can’t figure the simplest of things out?

*Nobody* can quite figure you out.

You are a nobody.

And I got you figured as a no talent wannabe troll of a twat. ‘Go figure’.

Shaun aRe – Nobody and everybody most of the time everywhere.

On Wed, 2 Feb 2005 22:03:47 -0000, "Vic" wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

I plan to plonk you in a moment; I suspect many others have also plonked

this newsgroup can certainly give your killfilter a real workout. Also, lookit all the crossposting. the mark of a troll.

On Wed, 02 Feb 2005 17:07:53 -0500, Wavy G wrote:

"Vic" wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

I plan to plonk you in a moment;

Ooh, what a big man you are.

LOL! and another one into the idiot blender. You’re crossposting into another group I read, and yer just as big a pain in the ass over there.

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Shaun aRe" On Thu, 3 Feb 2005 12:10:56 -0000 this
person wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Shaun aRe" On Wed, 2 Feb 2005 10:53:52 -0000 this
person wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Vic" On Tue, 1 Feb 2005 21:57:47 -0000 this person
wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

Why did you reply to the thing it automatically says to every

person

I

reply to?

I have tried very hard, but I can make no sense whatsoever of your

question.

That’s cause you’re below average intelligence.

I’m way above average – I can make no sense of it either.

That’s obviously a lie, if you’re so above average how come you can’t figure the simplest of things out?

*Nobody* can quite figure you out.

You are a nobody.

And I got you figured as a no talent wannabe troll of a twat. ‘Go figure’.

Shaun aRe – Nobody and everybody most of the time everywhere.

Will you please plonk me so you don’t feel the need to reply to every thread I start? I don’t like you and don’t want to read your boring responses to everything I type.

I’d thank you but I know you’re going to do the opposite of the grown up thing and not ignore me.

Get a life old fart. God gives people migraine headaches everyday of their life if they are bad human beings.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

"No Name" wrote in message

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Shaun aRe" On Thu, 3 Feb 2005 12:10:56 -0000 this
person wrote:

Why did you reply to the thing it automatically says to every

person

I

reply to?

I have tried very hard, but I can make no sense whatsoever of

your

question.

That’s cause you’re below average intelligence.

I’m way above average – I can make no sense of it either.

That’s obviously a lie, if you’re so above average how come you

can’t

figure the simplest of things out?

*Nobody* can quite figure you out.

You are a nobody.

And I got you figured as a no talent wannabe troll of a twat. ‘Go

figure’.

Shaun aRe – Nobody and everybody most of the time everywhere.

Will you please plonk me

Not a chance in hell. There’s not a single person/idiot/mutt/etc. made it into my KF yet.

so you don’t feel the need to reply to every
thread I start?

Have a penchant for gross exaggeration don’t you?

I don’t like you and don’t want to read your boring
responses to everything I type.

Good.

I’d thank you but I know you’re going to do the opposite of the grown up thing and not ignore me.

Age lame.

Get a life old fart.

Second age lame and a conradictory one at that.

God gives people migraine headaches everyday of
their life if they are bad human beings.

Oh dear, I am so afraid – I’m off to church right now to repent for the fact that you are an idiot twat of a poor wannabe troll.

I don’t make the facts, I’m just reporting them.

Shaun aRe

Get a life old fart. God gives people migraine headaches everyday of their life if they are bad human beings.

I think the fact of your very existence proves either the fallibility or non existence of God!

"Wavy G" wrote in message

No Name wrote:

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and Wavy G
On Wed, 02 Feb 2005 17:07:53 -0500 this person
wrote:

"Vic" wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

I plan to plonk you in a moment;

Ooh, what a big man you are. You do know that you can do this without announcing it in front of everybody so as to impress your hipster friends, don’t you?

Oh no some guy that’s been responding to my threads only to insult me is going to plonk me. It’s gonna suck when he can’t see my posts no more, that will mean he won’t be able to reply to them and be mean.
OH NO!!!!

Yeah, "Hi and I’m Vic. I am so important that I think that if I tell this poor kid that I will killfile him, he will regret the things he has said and change his ways, so as to respect me and suit my needs. I am a typical American blundering dunderhead."

Typical American dunderhead?
What kind of dunderhead are ? Of course, the trollish kind.

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Scruff" On Fri, 4 Feb 2005 06:36:39 -0500 this person wrote:

"Wavy G" wrote in message

No Name wrote:

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and Wavy G
On Wed, 02 Feb 2005 17:07:53 -0500 this person
wrote:

"Vic" wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

I plan to plonk you in a moment;

Ooh, what a big man you are. You do know that you can do this without announcing it in front of everybody so as to impress your hipster friends, don’t you?

Oh no some guy that’s been responding to my threads only to insult me is going to plonk me. It’s gonna suck when he can’t see my posts no more, that will mean he won’t be able to reply to them and be mean.
OH NO!!!!

Yeah, "Hi and I’m Vic. I am so important that I think that if I tell this poor kid that I will killfile him, he will regret the things he has said and change his ways, so as to respect me and suit my needs. I am a typical American blundering dunderhead."

Typical American dunderhead?
What kind of dunderhead are ? Of course, the trollish kind.

A troll calling someone else a troll, now that’s not funny.

Please stop getting played by Wavy G, you’re making a fool out of yourself troll boy.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

"No Name" wrote in message

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Scruff" On Fri, 4 Feb 2005 06:36:39 -0500 this person wrote:

"Wavy G" wrote in message

No Name wrote:

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and Wavy G
On Wed, 02 Feb 2005 17:07:53 -0500 this person
wrote:

"Vic" wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

I plan to plonk you in a moment;

Ooh, what a big man you are. You do know that you can do this

without

announcing it in front of everybody so as to impress your hipster friends, don’t you?

Oh no some guy that’s been responding to my threads only to insult me is going to plonk me. It’s gonna suck when he can’t see my posts no more, that will mean he won’t be able to reply to them and be mean.
OH NO!!!!

Yeah, "Hi and I’m Vic. I am so important that I think that if I tell this poor kid that I will killfile him, he will regret the things he

has

said and change his ways, so as to respect me and suit my needs. I am

a

typical American blundering dunderhead."

Typical American dunderhead?
What kind of dunderhead are ? Of course, the trollish kind.

A troll calling someone else a troll, now that’s not funny.
Please stop getting played by Wavy G, you’re making a fool out of yourself troll boy.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

A+ + post
lol funney

Mich.

"Mich" wrote in message

"No Name" wrote in message

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Scruff" On Fri, 4 Feb 2005 06:36:39 -0500 this person wrote:

"Wavy G" wrote in message

No Name wrote:

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and Wavy G
On Wed, 02 Feb 2005 17:07:53 -0500 this person
wrote:

"Vic" wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

I plan to plonk you in a moment;

Ooh, what a big man you are. You do know that you can do this

without

announcing it in front of everybody so as to impress your hipster friends, don’t you?

Oh no some guy that’s been responding to my threads only to insult me is going to plonk me. It’s gonna suck when he can’t see my posts no more, that will mean he won’t be able to reply to them and be mean.
OH NO!!!!

Yeah, "Hi and I’m Vic. I am so important that I think that if I tell this poor kid that I will killfile him, he will regret the things he

has

said and change his ways, so as to respect me and suit my needs. I am

a

typical American blundering dunderhead."

Typical American dunderhead?
What kind of dunderhead are ? Of course, the trollish kind.

A troll calling someone else a troll, now that’s not funny.
Please stop getting played by Wavy G, you’re making a fool out of yourself troll boy.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

A+ + post
lol funney

Mich.

Hmm? Can you tell us why?

"Wavy G" wrote in message

Hmm? Can you tell us why?

Nope
Mich.

it’s a secret…

Well, if your purpose was to make them look funky, freaky and obviously not real at all, it was a good job. Lots of fun! You might consider a series of such exagerated fakes. Kind of reminds me of those weird little singing things in the Quizno Subs ads last year. Cool.

In article , No Name
wrote:

http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/highpitchkimmel.jpg

to no-name——-i looked and came to the conclusion that you are just beginning to use photoshop…i did those types of things and thought they were great and that i was cool until i realised that it was childish. if you really want positive imput how about creating something original, being artistic etc like so many other fine artists i have seen on the net recently. also don’t keep responding to flames from others…it just proves how immature you are. if you continue to resond then when you do decide to do something original, no-one will want to look!
"No Name" wrote in message

Here is the original pic http://www.howardstern.com/04/01/28/12b.jpg
Here is the photoshopped version of the pic that I created http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/highpitchkimmel.jpg

Let me know what you think.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

On Sat, 12 Feb 2005 12:50:41 -0900, Fred Flintstone
wrote:

Well, if your purpose was to make them look funky, freaky and obviously not real at all, it was a good job. Lots of fun! You might consider a series of such exagerated fakes. Kind of reminds me of those weird little singing things in the Quizno Subs ads last year. Cool.

In article , No Name
wrote:

http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/highpitchkimmel.jpg

to no-name

Don’t make fun of this people:-(
What if you had looks like them?
You could have been the laughing-stock.
Maybe they are not even as bad – remember
that looks deceive

Dave

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and Fred Flintstone On Sat, 12 Feb 2005 12:50:41 -0900 this person
wrote:

Well, if your purpose was to make them look funky, freaky and obviously not real at all, it was a good job. Lots of fun! You might consider a series of such exagerated fakes. Kind of reminds me of those weird little singing things in the Quizno Subs ads last year. Cool.

If I would have never showed you the original you would have never even known that the pic I presented you was photoshopped, you’d think, "Jimmy Kimmel is a Vikings fan?"

I think I just proved my point.

In article , No Name
wrote:

http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/highpitchkimmel.jpg

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

You didn’t scale their heads properly and you should have "feathered" the edges so the seams wouldn’t be so obvious. Also use the blur tool to soften the edges. I’m an old Photoshop veteran.

Dave wrote:

On 30 Jan 2005 13:23:54 GMT, Soapy wrote:

No Name wrote in
news::

Here is the original pic http://www.howardstern.com/04/01/28/12b.jpg
Here is the photoshopped version of the pic that I created http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/highpitchkimmel.jpg

Let me know what you think.

Their heads are too big.

Listeniing to the way he talks,
that ìs the size of his head:-(

Dave

"P.K." wrote:

You didn’t scale their heads properly and you should have "feathered" the edges so the seams wouldn’t be so obvious. Also use the blur tool to soften the edges. I’m an old Photoshop veteran.

Wow, a veteran? I guess we all should honour you then, seeing as how you’re a veteran and all. I should put up a flag on my front lawn, or maybe I’ll wear a little ribbon on my lapel at work tomorrow, or something.

Post a picture of yourself and I’ll even make YOU look human, or at least close.

Wavy G wrote:

"P.K." wrote:

You didn’t scale their heads properly and you should have "feathered" the edges so the seams wouldn’t be so obvious. Also use the blur tool to soften the edges. I’m an old Photoshop veteran.

Wow, a veteran? I guess we all should honour you then, seeing as how you’re a veteran and all. I should put up a flag on my front lawn, or maybe I’ll wear a little ribbon on my lapel at work tomorrow, or something.

"P.K." wrote:

Post a picture of yourself and I’ll even make YOU look human, or at least close.

OK.

Wavy G wrote:

"P.K." wrote:

Post a picture of yourself and I’ll even make YOU look human, or at least close.

OK.

www. geocities. com / daculp / ericbeer.jpg

"Wavy G" wrote in message

Wavy G wrote:

"P.K." wrote:

Post a picture of yourself and I’ll even make YOU look human, or at

least close.

OK.

www. geocities. com / daculp / ericbeer.jpg

LMFAO, can’t wait to see what they do with that pic!!!

"Scruff" wrote:

"Wavy G" wrote in message

Wavy G wrote:

"P.K." wrote:

Post a picture of yourself and I’ll even make YOU look human, or at

least close.

OK.

www. geocities. com / daculp / ericbeer.jpg

LMFAO, can’t wait to see what they do with that pic!!!

What’s funny?

Here is how you REALLY look ……………………….

http://www.vcnet.com/george/devil.htm

Wavy G wrote:

Wavy G wrote:

"P.K." wrote:

Post a picture of yourself and I’ll even make YOU look human, or at least close.

OK.

www. geocities. com / daculp / ericbeer.jpg

"P.K." wrote:

Here is how you REALLY look ……………………….
http://www.vcnet.com/george/devil.htm

You didn’t Photoshop me. You just posted a pic of somewon else. I want a real won. Come on, dude.

Wavy G wrote:

Wavy G wrote:

"P.K." wrote:

Post a picture of yourself and I’ll even make YOU look human, or at least close.

OK.

www. geocities. com / daculp / ericbeer.jpg

OK, let me work on it ……………..

Wavy G wrote:

"P.K." wrote:

Here is how you REALLY look ……………………….
http://www.vcnet.com/george/devil.htm

You didn’t Photoshop me. You just posted a pic of somewon else. I want a real won. Come on, dude.

Wavy G wrote:

Wavy G wrote:

"P.K." wrote:

Post a picture of yourself and I’ll even make YOU look human, or at least close.

OK.

www. geocities. com / daculp / ericbeer.jpg

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NeoTrace Copyright

NeoTrace Version 3.25 Trace Results
Target: 195.225.148.140
Date: 2/22/05 (Tuesday), 9:42:32 AM
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Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin’, we’re gonna do what they say can’t be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there. I’m eastbound, just watch ol’ "P.K." run.

OK, let me work on it ……………..

….WELL?

Wavy G wrote:

Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin’, we’re gonna do what they say can’t be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there. I’m eastbound, just watch ol’ "P.K." run.

OK, let me work on it ……………..

…WELL?

Well what? ASSHOLE!