Long-awaited? agp FAQ?!

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Branko Vukelic
Jan 12, 2004
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Users who have just joined, or have joined during the past few weeks, please read the FAQ I have compiled.

== THE FAQ ==

1. Q: What is this FAQ?
A: It is pronounced /fuck-you/. If you don’t know some fundamental facts about this newsgroup, take a look at it.

2. Q: What is agp (alt.graphic.photoshop)?
A: Are you a moron?!

3. Q: What is agp (not) for?
A: For: getting help using Photoshop and CLOSELY related apps on both Windows and Mac platforms. Not for: spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam……………

4. Q: Who are people on agp?
A: Photoshop users, and people CLOSELY related to Photoshop (i.e, PS’s mom, dad, siblings, etc.)

5. Q: What the f**k are they doing on adg?
A: 1. Killing time, 2. Killing time, 3. Helping 1 and 2, 4. Helping PS users adapt the the strange Photoshop world, 5. None of the above.

6. Q: What should I do before asking questions?
A: RTFM

7. Q: What should I do if I still don’t know the answer to 6. A: RTFM

8. Q: What next?
A: Post.

9. Q: I am flamed, what do I do?
A: Get bent.

10.Q: What next?
A: Get screwed.

11.Q: And next?
A: Cry, crybaby (this one’s been suggested before in this ng and it never worked).

12.Q: How to remove the red eye?
A: Take a sharp kitchen knife. Take the subject’s head with your left hand (or right if you’re left-handed). Gently push the tip of your blade into the shallow space above the upper eyelid. With a circular motion guide the blade around the eyeball untill it is back into the original position. Adjust the HUE/SATURATION/BRIGHTNESS values, untill it gets really messy. Click SAVE.

This FAQ is not at all complete.

For all the suggestions reply to this message in the ng.

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mm71599
Jan 12, 2004
"Branko Vukelic" …
== THE FAQ ==

[diarrhea snipped]

Thank you, Branko for that enlightening commentary. Thank you very much.
It just shows that you’re an ignorant and elitist asshat with no brains, no class and a penchant for running your mouth. Typical of a Serb, I guess.

If you have a problem with newbies, ignore them and let people who care about being HELPFUL assist them.
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Branko Vukelic
Jan 12, 2004
mm71599 wrote:

"Branko Vukelic" wrote in message
news:…
== THE FAQ ==

[diarrhea snipped]

Thank you, Branko for that enlightening commentary. Thank you very much.

Err… It was not meant to be taken literally, you know. I thought that was obvious.

It just shows that you’re an ignorant and elitist asshat with no brains, no class and a penchant for running your mouth. Typical of a Serb, I guess.

I don’t know what part of that supposed joke offended you, but that is no excuse for this racist comment. You are out of line there. 🙁

If you have a problem with newbies, ignore them and let people who care about being HELPFUL assist them.

I also have no quarrel with newbies. Just check out my earlier posts and see for yourself, will you.

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Hecate
Jan 13, 2004
On 12 Jan 2004 04:06:42 -0800, (mm71599) wrote:

"Branko Vukelic" …
== THE FAQ ==

[diarrhea snipped]

Thank you, Branko for that enlightening commentary. Thank you very much.
It just shows that you’re an ignorant and elitist asshat with no brains, no class and a penchant for running your mouth. Typical of a Serb, I guess.

If you have a problem with newbies, ignore them and let people who care about being HELPFUL assist them.

I hope you don’t mind if I ask, but are you one of those people who’s had that sense of humour bypass operation?

Branko was clearly trying to be ironic.

Unless of course you;’re American – everyone knows they don’t get irony 😉

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Hecate

veni, vidi, reliqui
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Branko Vukelic
Jan 13, 2004
Hecate wrote:

On 12 Jan 2004 04:06:42 -0800, (mm71599) wrote:

"Branko Vukelic" wrote in message
news:… >> == THE FAQ ==
[diarrhea snipped]

Thank you, Branko for that enlightening commentary. Thank you very much.
It just shows that you’re an ignorant and elitist asshat with no brains, no class and a penchant for running your mouth. Typical of a Serb, I guess.

If you have a problem with newbies, ignore them and let people who care about being HELPFUL assist them.

I hope you don’t mind if I ask, but are you one of those people who’s had that sense of humour bypass operation?

Thank you, Hecate. I didn’t want to be the one to break it to him/her (it?).

Branko was clearly trying to be ironic.

Unless of course you;’re American – everyone knows they don’t get irony 😉

I think we’ll need an <ir> tag in the next release of XHTML. The one with a required "title" attribute that contains the intended meaning of the tag contents. I think that would enhance the accessibility of WWW, don’t you agree. ;o)

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Hecate

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James Connell
Jan 13, 2004
Hecate wrote:
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Unless of course you;’re American – everyone knows they don’t get irony 😉

if we want it and irony won’t welcome us , bush will invade on the pretext of saving the rest of the world from it.
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Mwestport
Jan 13, 2004
"James Connell" wrote in message
Hecate wrote:
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Unless of course you;’re American – everyone knows they don’t get irony 😉

if we want it and irony won’t welcome us , bush will invade on the pretext of saving the rest of the world from it.

After all a "Free and Democratic irony is in our Nation’s best interest" (GWB in Mexico or where ever the hell he’s at today…..)

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Hecate
Jan 14, 2004
On Mon, 12 Jan 2004 21:37:24 -0900, James Connell
wrote:

Hecate wrote:
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Unless of course you;’re American – everyone knows they don’t get irony 😉

if we want it and irony won’t welcome us , bush will invade on the pretext of saving the rest of the world from it.

And I always thought American irony was what they used to flatten their clothy 😉

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Hecate

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Fungusamungus
Jan 14, 2004
"Hecate" wrote in message
Unless of course you;’re American – everyone knows they don’t get irony 😉

Hey! I resent that! I take a multivitamin every day, loaded with extra irony!

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